Caption Time #89

1. Rachel

   08 January, 2006, 12:50 am

   wow, my robot is soooo cool… maybe i can try and be like him.

   he failed…. horribly 😆

2. evilqueen

   08 January, 2006, 1:12 am

   Jimmy was enjoying his lead paint covered robot with awesome sharp edges when looked out the window with his non worksafe spy peeper you will be blind soon binoculars and saw his sister get impaled by a lawn jart.

   Ah the memories. They just don’t make fun toys like they used to anymore.

3. Spud

   08 January, 2006, 2:49 am

   Boy Oh Boy! A Lincoln Toy!

   :geek:

4. ssterchaos

   08 January, 2006, 2:50 am

   By golly, we’re going to take over the world, Robo. It’ll be swell!

5. Spud

   08 January, 2006, 2:51 am

   Oh, yeah, these taxidermy links are very strange…

   :wtf:

6. MattLat

   08 January, 2006, 6:01 am

   And then they hooked billy up to the machine and made him watch horrible horrible images for the rest of his days.

7. JFLY

   08 January, 2006, 6:23 am

   This kid really sucks at badminton..he should’ve watched the birdie.

8. Amanda B.

   08 January, 2006, 7:53 am

   That alligator creeps me out!

9. mitch

   08 January, 2006, 8:00 am

   Tommy climbed out of the shallow end of the gene pool and soon earned the title of “World’s Biggest Geek”. :geek:

10. Craig

    08 January, 2006, 8:29 am

    After seeing himself in the mirror, young Johnny Dumbass realized how ridiculous he looked with that goofy hat and those silly glasses. 👿

11. cbatdux

    08 January, 2006, 8:40 am

    A young Donny Rumsfeld begins his quest for world domination.

12. me

    08 January, 2006, 10:00 am

    Robo Cop…the Early Years!! 🙄

13. Tami Jo

    08 January, 2006, 10:04 am

    “I’m like the robot in Lost in Space. I’m danger, danger!“

14. rust

    08 January, 2006, 10:04 am

    Space Cadets get special training these days: polarizing optical supports, atomic-powered robotic assistants and a special handheld electro-shock unit. Officials plan for the new decade to improve the gyro-stabilizer, when it is expected that the new supercomputer (UNIVAC Mark IV) will be able to calculate 100 operations every second! This will be a gift from the scientests to the people of 1950!

15. Nina

    08 January, 2006, 10:24 am

    How swell Robo. I can see Norma-Jean in her underclothes with these things.
    😀

16. Braenwen

    08 January, 2006, 10:29 am

    Mom says if I wear my heard gear all the time maybe I can have a REAL friend!!!

17. Colin

    08 January, 2006, 11:46 am

    It was the best orgasm he’d ever had in his life….

18. Nikki

    08 January, 2006, 1:35 pm

    ^ :puke:

19. Sami

    08 January, 2006, 2:18 pm

    Little Timmy was overjoyed to see his new robot toy, which his mother had given him for Christmas. He oh-so-carefully removed the packaging, his eyes gleaming with excitement. However, much to his parent’s chagrin, upon picking up the remote control, Timmy lost all control of his body and mind, succumbing to the evil robot’s powerful grasp. Needless to say, Timmy’s parents expect a full refund.

20. abby

    08 January, 2006, 2:37 pm

    yeah…okey thats really stupid….
    

21. abby

    08 January, 2006, 2:39 pm

    wow x-tra strong….wow

22. MandyLocke

    08 January, 2006, 3:06 pm

    Gee Robo! Every time we look at these :boob: :boob:, my :limp: gets all :wang: What gives?

23. Kaylee Smitherson

    08 January, 2006, 3:44 pm

    All right, now lets go take over the plant. We can call it robots attack. 👿 😡

24. Kaylee Smitherson

    08 January, 2006, 3:45 pm

    Damn Bot why do :boob: :boob: :wang:

25. Patrick

    08 January, 2006, 4:07 pm

    re: alligator-Don’t be surprised if someone from PETA shoves that pipe up his taxiderming ass! That thing is creepy on several levels. :wtf:

26. adampsyche

    08 January, 2006, 7:31 pm

    Destroy all grownups!

27. juliebeanpie

    08 January, 2006, 8:16 pm

    Caption by James

    Another relaxing evening basking in front of the RadarRange.

    Caption by Julie:

    Timmy’s Siamese twin was removed from his hip, and was fully funtional.

28. nicnic

    08 January, 2006, 9:33 pm

    I wonder why no one has purchased the alligator, it only cost a dollar. 😆

29. hippychick

    08 January, 2006, 9:59 pm

    Fifties era virtual reality gaming at its best

    Only the best brain programing for my child!

30. Sarah

    09 January, 2006, 12:00 am

    Yep. Thanks to the magic of eBay….somebody somewhere WILL buy that alligator 🙄

31. Wendy

    09 January, 2006, 3:52 am

    ok, I have nothing to say other than it really makes me hear the words ” Danger Will Rogers, Danger!!”

32. marcus

    09 January, 2006, 8:01 am

    A recently discovered picture of Bill Gates. He knew one day he would take over the world and turn everyone into little robots.

    I am the alligator. 😆

33. BHamm

    09 January, 2006, 8:06 am

    Just too many things to say about this…

    – Auditions for “Mike Teevee” in the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie get more and more extreme.

    – Can you imagine your grandpa telling you about this product? “Back in my day…we didn’t have these new-fangled video games. We just had a robot that you had to control with your EYES and a F*cked up space helmet. That’s all we had and we liked it!”

    – Johnny wasn’t like other boys…

    – Attention, Future Mad Scientists of the World! Now you too can control an army of barely moving robots! And wear cool headgear too!

34. jayray

    09 January, 2006, 12:32 pm

    “You’ll put your eye out with that thing kid!!”

35. MaryL

    09 January, 2006, 4:25 pm

    Another perfect example…..
    :wtf:
    Of a dysfunctional family

36. Darren

    09 January, 2006, 5:08 pm

    with help from his x rax goggles, robot, and parents tommy found out how babies were made

37. tony

    09 January, 2006, 5:15 pm

    oh snaaap! 😈

38. tinamarie

    10 January, 2006, 12:03 am

    I see dead people!

39. Daniel

    10 January, 2006, 1:19 am

    OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    It’s true, it’s true. Robotitis is contagious. Poor boy don’t know it until the airplane sprouted from his head. The eyes are the second to go. Then, there’s something about metal balls, not sure, I’ve only heard. 🙄 :wtf: 😈

40. A-ToM-O

    10 January, 2006, 10:49 am

    …I know it’s a bit late, but that picture pretty much sums up everything. I mean, to me. Oh, Dave, you get the idea. And happy New Year, by the by.

41. Spud

    10 January, 2006, 3:48 pm

    [Comment ID #17530 Will Be Quoted Here]

    Um, could that be “Danger Will Robinson, Danger!!”

    😀

42. bryan

    10 January, 2006, 6:32 pm

    Aaaw Mom, just 15 more minutes!

43. bryan

    10 January, 2006, 6:32 pm

    Aaaw Mom, just 15 more minutes!

44. john

    10 January, 2006, 9:10 pm

    MOM? Was that cough syrup you gave me? 😛 my eyes are really bugging out of my head! Do you have any Visine?

45. Dark_N_Evil

    11 January, 2006, 1:01 am

    dude… i used to have one of those…wait nvm that was another life..

46. Spud

    11 January, 2006, 3:55 pm

    Gosh! look Robbie, you were right, mom does have bush!

    :thong:

47. Kris

    12 January, 2006, 10:29 am

    wow my eyes are two times stronger now!!!!!! oh nevermind it was just my glasses : ❓

48. Kent

    12 January, 2006, 12:33 pm

    Wasn’t this an episode of Star Trek:TNG? The one that guest-starred Ashley Judd?

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