That guy looks like one of those muppets where the mouth opens all the way around the head.
“hey baby, after this photo let me show you my flip top head!” 😯
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Angela
Is that a tan or toaster burn?
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Patrick
Isn’t that the old lady from earlier in the week in a much earlier photo? I mean before her husband died of radiation burns he achieved trying to get that ‘all over’ bake?
Anyone else see that canned tan crap on the bottom of his shorts? What a loser!
talk about a shit eating grin……..he’s so full of shit he’s bursting at the seams! did someone photoshop her head on? why do i think i knew them? :geek:
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fruf
Amazing what steroids and four gallons of tanning gel will make a useless couple look even more useless
is her bikini line showing and who cares
both of their eyes look like ttwo p***holes in the snow
The first thing I thought of was Steroid Barbie meets Planet of the Apes.
Then I saw your Barbie comment. 😛
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Margaret
Wasn’t cast in the last Planet of the Apes movie…he was the one that didn’t require any makeup.
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Spud
Bwaahahahahaahahahaaaaaaaa! Farking hell, I just spat coffee all over my work desk…….
Unbelievable, truly,
Unco- ordinated tan lines. Bronzer gone mad. Evil grin Loose shirt Idea in head Exit stage left Very strong man A Class Idiots! Barbie blown up Let my eyes go Exit stage right
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Failboat 9000
I see London, I see France; 😆
I see….
…
um…
😕
Is it normal these days to show off your mons veneris in public?
:wtf:
I must be spending too much time indoors.
Or not enough, it appears…? 😕
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Infernos
Shake & Bake gone horribly wrong
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Bec
I am not saying she is all that cute, but he looks like a martian! WOW! 😯
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Bec
BTW Dave, how do we chat? I registered on your page, showed you me, but how do I get in? :wang:
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nina
K I have heard of getting things bronzed including deceased loved ones but I am pretty sure they are supossed to be dead first.
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R@e
I thought this stuff went out of style after Al Jolson?!!! 😯
She’s not that bad looking……As for her crispy friend…
“How can I smile like this? I said golden-brown not deep-fried.”
This is when I’m glad to be a gamer/3rd shift Wal-Mart Vampire… Sure, I go to the state parks here in Indiana, but I never…eeeeeeeever get like that. The worst tan I ever get is the “Driver’s Side Tan”, you know, what you get by hanging your arm out the window while driving in the summer. This…this looks like a order from KFC. 2 breasts and 4 thighs, extra crispy. Maybe my KFC math is off alittle, but that should cover it. Me, I usually just order the 2 breasts. I can’t resist a good pair.
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Memphisbandman
Which one has bigger pecs?
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Flash Gordon
They turned off the microwave too soon. :puke: :wtf: 🙄
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Jabroney
Of all the tags laid on that pic, ‘wtf’ is the most appropriate
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Barfie & Ken after shooting their 2 douchebags, 1 cup video. :puke:
…I’ve heard of ‘Doc Savage, Man of Bronze’-but this is pretty ridiculous.
Why so serious?
That guy looks like one of those muppets where the mouth opens all the way around the head.
“hey baby, after this photo let me show you my flip top head!” 😯
Is that a tan or toaster burn?
Isn’t that the old lady from earlier in the week in a much earlier photo? I mean before her husband died of radiation burns he achieved trying to get that ‘all over’ bake?
Anyone else see that canned tan crap on the bottom of his shorts? What a loser!
I found his twin:
http://cardboardmonocle.com/blog/fxsuits/goomba.jpg
talk about a shit eating grin……..he’s so full of shit he’s bursting at the seams! did someone photoshop her head on? why do i think i knew them? :geek:
Amazing what steroids and four gallons of tanning gel will make a useless couple look even more useless
is her bikini line showing and who cares
both of their eyes look like ttwo p***holes in the snow
[quote comment=”628576″]I found his twin:
http://cardboardmonocle.com/blog/fxsuits/goomba.jpg%5B/quote%5D
TOO F***ING FUNNY!
She-Hulk and the Thing are dating? 😯
Damn-it Steve.
The first thing I thought of was Steroid Barbie meets Planet of the Apes.
Then I saw your Barbie comment. 😛
Wasn’t cast in the last Planet of the Apes movie…he was the one that didn’t require any makeup.
Bwaahahahahaahahahaaaaaaaa! Farking hell, I just spat coffee all over my work desk…….
Unbelievable, truly,
Unco- ordinated tan lines.
Bronzer gone mad.
Evil grin
Loose shirt
Idea in head
Exit stage left
Very strong man
A Class Idiots!
Barbie blown up
Let my eyes go
Exit stage right
I see London, I see France; 😆
I see….
…
um…
😕
Is it normal these days to show off your mons veneris in public?
:wtf:
I must be spending too much time indoors.
Or not enough, it appears…? 😕
Shake & Bake gone horribly wrong
I am not saying she is all that cute, but he looks like a martian! WOW! 😯
BTW Dave, how do we chat? I registered on your page, showed you me, but how do I get in? :wang:
K I have heard of getting things bronzed including deceased loved ones but I am pretty sure they are supossed to be dead first.
I thought this stuff went out of style after Al Jolson?!!! 😯
She’s not that bad looking……As for her crispy friend…
“How can I smile like this? I said golden-brown not deep-fried.”
This is when I’m glad to be a gamer/3rd shift Wal-Mart Vampire… Sure, I go to the state parks here in Indiana, but I never…eeeeeeeever get like that. The worst tan I ever get is the “Driver’s Side Tan”, you know, what you get by hanging your arm out the window while driving in the summer. This…this looks like a order from KFC. 2 breasts and 4 thighs, extra crispy. Maybe my KFC math is off alittle, but that should cover it. Me, I usually just order the 2 breasts. I can’t resist a good pair.
👿
Which one has bigger pecs?
They turned off the microwave too soon. :puke: :wtf: 🙄
Of all the tags laid on that pic, ‘wtf’ is the most appropriate