Caption Time #273

Caption Time #273

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32 responses to “Caption Time #273”

  1. Margaret Avatar
    Margaret

    The first eco-friendly dental floss.

  2. Mike Avatar
    Mike

    Mrs Osborne teaches young Ozzy the importance of a great gimmick

  3. Chris S. Avatar
    Chris S.

    One look at those curtains would make anyone puke up just about anything…

  4. jack Avatar
    jack

    When you can’t find your toothbrush…

  5. russ Avatar
    russ

    Ozzy’s mother.

  6. Meagan Avatar

    Here baby bird, I hope you like regurgitated spaghetti… 😯

  7. Creelock Avatar
    Creelock

    So is that where Ozzy learned that .. From his mom??? 🙁

  8. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    I’ve always tried to subscribe to the advice Don’t eat blue food.

  9. Patrick Avatar
    Patrick

    I’ve eaten turkey. I’ve eaten chicken. I’ve eaten quail, dove and rock hen. And I’ve eaten more than my share of pussy. But I ain’t never eat no parakeet. Whaat? Okay, there was that one time but I was young, drunk and needed the money.

  10. nina Avatar
    nina

    yum fresh canary tastes like squab without the hassle of cooking

  11. Zymurgyst Avatar
    Zymurgyst

    I don’t think she fully grasps the concept of “giving head”.

  12. AlexBallew Avatar
    AlexBallew

    If the canary dies, there is insufficient air inside.

  13. rabbit Avatar
    rabbit

    I’m so ugly this is the only way I will ever get a pecker in my mouth.

  14. Flash Gordon Avatar
    Flash Gordon

    PETA says, Be kind to our feathered friends. 🙄 ❗ 😳

  15. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    Bus Boyz – The Next Level

  16. StevieC Avatar

    Years later, Ethel’s future husband would come to appreciate how she learned the difference between suck and blow.

  17. Drusky Avatar
    Drusky

    Not the first time she’s had a pecker in her mouth…

  18. Craigaroonie Avatar
    Craigaroonie

    Budgie smugglin’ – yr doin’ it rong.

  19. janeeto Avatar
    janeeto

    [quote comment=”627444″]Not the first time she’s had a pecker in her mouth…[/quote]
    Winner!

  20. Lung the Younger Avatar

    Budgerigargle?

  21. fruf Avatar
    fruf

    with those drapes and the sofa no wonder the budgie iis trying to commit birdicide

  22. AnnieB Avatar

    Which goes to show you should always cover your mouth when you yawn. Flies, birds… you just never know what might find that opening attractive. 😛

  23. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    [quote comment=”627492″]Which goes to show you should always cover your mouth when you yawn. Flies, birds… you just never know what might find that opening attractive.

    :P[/quote]
    Well put my dear. And since we are speaking of attractive openings…OOPS! I lost my train of thought while trying to gaze upon your avatar and type at the same time… Well, I know you know where I was headed(!) with that…(Big WET Kiss here!!!)

  24. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    Did I mention “BIG & WET?”

  25. Mandy Avatar

    [quote comment=”627492″]Which goes to show you should always cover your mouth when you yawn. Flies, birds… you just never know what might find that opening attractive. :P[/quote]
    mm hmm. heard that sistah.

  26. chainstay Avatar
    chainstay

    But what does she have up her dress?

  27. StevieC Avatar

    [quote comment=”627517″]But what does she have up her dress?[/quote]

    A cockatoo

  28. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    i’m having trouble….is a bird in the mouth worth two in the bush? 😯

  29. StevieC Avatar

    [quote comment=”627545″]i’m having trouble….is a bird in the mouth worth two in the bush? 8O[/quote]

    I always thought that a hand on the bush was worth two on the bird.

  30. AnnieB Avatar

    [quote comment=”627545″]i’m having trouble….is a bird in the mouth worth two in the bush? 8O[/quote]

    I’m having trouble… deciding. 😛

  31. DaPopster Avatar
    DaPopster

    [quote comment=”627456″][quote comment=”627444″]Not the first time she’s had a pecker in her mouth…[/quote]
    Winner![/quote]
    By the bored expression on her face, looks like it’s just one of many ……

  32. keefer Avatar
    keefer

    Sorry, but it had to be done…

    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, that wriggled and wriggled and wriggled inside her.

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