Caption Time #258

When you plug me in, air comes out of my mouth!!
When you plug me in, air comes out of my mouth!!

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34 responses to “Caption Time #258”

  1. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    wow. joan rivers looks a lot better when you carve her out of oleo. 😯

  2. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    also….that looks to be about as deep as my first live-in girlfriend ever got. πŸ™„

  3. StevieC Avatar

    Judy, the ugly sex doll,

    Had some very scary holes.

    And if you ever plugged her,

    You would have to say it blows. :troll:

  4. AnnieB Avatar

    I guess we should be thankful that’s all that comes out of her mouth… :wtf:

  5. Fruf Avatar
    Fruf

    that’s about as fake as my former girlfriend
    air coming out of her mouth is coming from her brain
    so much for the bitterness…. looks like an adult entertainment doll with teeth

  6. Flash Gordon Avatar
    Flash Gordon

    I wouldn’t let my equipment get anywhere near that set of bodatious choppers!
    :limp: 😈 πŸ™‚ :wtf:

  7. Doug Avatar
    Doug

    Marilyn Monblow?

  8. rust Avatar

    I’d do ‘er. Come to think of it, I already did!

    Oh wait… that was the coug that was here last week. Sorry. :limp:

  9. Lounge Puppy Avatar
    Lounge Puppy

    [quote comment=”511529″]I’d do ‘er. Come to think of it, I already did!

    Oh wait… that was the coug that was here last week. Sorry. :limp:[/quote]
    Rusty, Rusty… My hair is auburn… didn’t you notice? πŸ™

  10. Drusky Avatar
    Drusky

    What can happen if boredom (or loneliness) sets in after hours at the local morgue… 😯

  11. CBATDUX Avatar
    CBATDUX

    I’m waiting for Spud to tell us what goes IN her mouth.

  12. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    Y’know, technically, it’s a suck job, not a blow job. I mean like my first girlfriend said many many years ago “What am I supposed to do, blow on it?” :limp: 😳

  13. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    Re: The Vid: Somebody get me a couple or four percocets…And some tequila

  14. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    First question – what is it?
    Second – Are the teeth removable?

    I think I’ll leave now…

    ➑ ➑ ➑

  15. Sammy Avatar
    Sammy

    I have a mouth and I must can scream!

  16. julesOdeNile Avatar
    julesOdeNile

    Every once in a while, Dave, you leave me speechless. :wtf:

  17. Lung the Younger Avatar

    …and Data couldn’t believe who LaForge, Riker and Worf managed to hire for his stag party…

  18. Patrick Avatar
    Patrick

    [quote comment=”511620″]First question – what is it?
    Second – Are the teeth removable?

    I think I’ll leave now…

    ➑ ➑ :arrow:[/quote]
    And, can’t we turn the pump around so that when you plug it/her in, air goes in her mouth, as in suction is created? Seems much more practical. “Blow job” is a misnomer unless she’s like BigWaveDave’s girl and doing it wrong.

  19. Meagan Avatar

    She kinda looks like one of those singing fish you mount on your wall. :wtf:

  20. StevieC Avatar

    James Bond gets Octupussy. Lee Bond gives us Fuglypussy.

  21. Da Popster Avatar
    Da Popster

    Suck, Marybeth, suck, blow is just an expression !!! πŸ˜†

  22. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    perhaps this is what happens to the girls from the “not a member” club when they drink too many pints o’ splooge on the settee by the window. we know it cures acne but it seems to make the facial features a tad pasty. πŸ˜•

  23. Rebekca Avatar
    Rebekca

    wtf Marlyin with a bad face day :puke: :wtf:

  24. Queen Rosebud Avatar

    Wow, uhhh… :puke:

    Anyway… the link to the Facebook page of Genesis was great! Thanks, Lee! I put a link to it on my blog, too.

  25. Rebekca Avatar
    Rebekca

    The joker’s new girlfriend? :gay:

  26. AnnieB Avatar

    Lee, I have to know… where you wearing any pants when you posted this? πŸ˜›

    @ Rebekca… LOL! Good call! :mrgreen:

  27. Bec Avatar
    Bec

    😯 There isn’t enough beer to get goggles for that! :puke:

  28. janeeto Avatar
    janeeto

    Facebook of Genesis!!!! Freakin’ hilarious!!! yeah, I sent it to my Facebook homies. I hope I don’t offend those of the Catholic faith.

  29. janeeto Avatar
    janeeto

    I love the ‘fail’ vids. I needed these laughs. I took the day off from work. Too much crap, no support, no help. F ’em.

  30. Lee Bond Avatar

    sad and spooky as it sounds, this is a prominent feature in the casino where i work … i have no idea why. it actually DOES have a plug-in so the skirt WILL blow itself up and around a la Some Like It Hot…
    [quote comment=”513122″]Lee, I have to know… where you wearing any pants when you posted this?

    πŸ˜›

    @ Rebekca… LOL! Good call!

    :mrgreen:[/quote]

    well, with all the cameras around, we’ll just assume there were pants involved. somewhere.

  31. Rebekca Avatar
    Rebekca

    omg that had to hurt. i don’t think that he knows who it is that he’s waving to thanks to that dam tree that came out of nowhere, i guess the trees are fighting back they must be mad at all those tree huggers leaving them hanging πŸ˜› 😯 😈

  32. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    Is that for a “small” :limp: or a “medium” :limp: :wtf:

  33. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    “Happy Birthday Mr. Pre-si-dent – Happy Birthday to YOU!”

  34. red_dragon Avatar
    red_dragon

    What’s Sean Young doing here?