Caption Time #253

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40 responses to “Caption Time #253”

  1. kheas Avatar
    kheas

    What do you mean there’s no such thing as Accordian Hero?!?!?!

  2. Mandy Avatar

    i’ll be here every night folks. try the veal.

  3. Bec Avatar
    Bec

    Uh, I think wtf sums it up. I think he is having a bad trip :wtf:

  4. Lake Effect Avatar
    Lake Effect

    OOWWW! ❗ OMG! ❗ HELLLLP MEEEEE! ❗ OWWWW! ❗ NOOOO! ❗ CALL 911! ❗

    MY NIPPLES ARE CAUGHT! ❗ ❗ ❗

    😳 😮 :puke: :wtf: 😯

  5. evilmister (lee) Avatar

    jeebus haitch crepes.

    that is the devil, right there.

  6. Patrick Avatar
    Patrick

    Holy Cripes! Whatta you mean you plugged my accordion into the 220 A/C outlet? Accordions ain’t electrified!

  7. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    Weird Al on acid :wtf:

  8. Mark Avatar
    Mark

    What do you mean the Cubs lost again !!!!

  9. russ Avatar
    russ

    Lawrence Welk experiencing a mid-life crisis.

    LE-that look would indicate soemthing a little lower than nipples caught

  10. Meagan Avatar

    Heavy metal meets polka.

  11. StevieC Avatar

    Strip Polka

    or

    Daddy’s got a squeezebox,
    Mama never sleeps at night.

  12. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    When good accordions go bad, dad.

    The Devil went down to Georgia. (but all he found there was an accordion player)

  13. julesOdeNile Avatar
    julesOdeNile

    OK, when i’m done laughing my ass off I’ll think of something to write. in the mean time. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! WTF. this hit me first thing this morning when i turned on the comp. just made my monday! 😉 😀 😆 :wtf:

  14. julesOdeNile Avatar
    julesOdeNile

    ❗ ❗ ❗ WTF ❗ WOULD YOU KNOCK THE %$%$%@$% DOOR FIRST ❗ ❗ 👿 IT’S MY SPECIAL ACCORDION TIME MA! 😕 ❗

  15. Lung the Younger Avatar

    Unbeknownst to most people, Sarah Palin actually has a sixth child, her firstborn ‘Slapshot’ who has to be kept on a chain in the attic.

  16. Elle Avatar

    I’m naked, I have an accordion, and I’m not afraid to use it.

  17. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    mom?

  18. fruf Avatar
    fruf

    lends new meaning to squeeze box

  19. AnnieB Avatar

    Modern day organ grinder?

  20. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    Well, if he has his ‘organ’ jammed into that ‘squeeze’ box, no wonder he has that look on his face! Nice pick up AnnieB! :kiss:

  21. Nicolette Avatar

    👿 Evil has come….. apparently to play the accordian nekkid! :puke:

    “THE LOOOOOOOVE BOAAAAAAT, SOON WILL BE MAKING ANOOOTHER RUN…….”

    :wtf: Dude needs the shirt on this site… http://www.torsopants.com/bandgeekhero

    He can buy the Accordian Hero shirt!

  22. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    [quote comment=”430881″]Modern day organ grinder?[/quote]
    and you do not want to touch his monkey ❗

  23. julesOdeNile Avatar
    julesOdeNile

    Obadiah Zebadiah gone wild ❗ 😀

  24. Da Popster Avatar
    Da Popster

    Wading in the shallow end of the gene pool again ? ……… 😯

  25. Drusky Avatar
    Drusky

    Talking Heads lead singer David Byrnes plays his new song ‘Psyco Squeezer’… 😯

  26. Buster Avatar
    Buster

    I can never listen to “Lady of Spain” again without getting sick to my stomach.

  27. chainstay Avatar
    chainstay

    “Lady of Spain I, OW OW SHIT, adore yo, SONOFABITCH OUCH, u. Oh how, OH CRAP OW! my heart, OH SHIT I THINK I PINCHED SOMTIN’ OFF!!.

  28. Yankeerose32 Avatar
    Yankeerose32

    Hey! He looks like that creepy thing from the movie “Goonies”! The one that was chained up and the fat kid made friends with.

  29. pablo Avatar

    In honor of Halloween the ghost of Lawrence Welk possessed Johnny Knoxville which just made him want to polka you in the jackass. 😯

  30. Chris S Avatar
    Chris S

    ……….

    ……….

    ……nope. I got nuttin…

    😐

  31. Flash Gordon Avatar
    Flash Gordon

    [quote comment=”430881″]Modern day organ grinder?[/quote]
    Now, AnnieB, You know you already have a superior organ grinder! :wang: :boob: :boob: :wang: :kiss:

  32. Mikeme Avatar
    Mikeme

    High school reunion in Cleveland! :dead:

  33. Lake Effect Avatar
    Lake Effect

    [quote comment=”431310″]High school reunion in Cleveland! :dead:[/quote]
    Oops. I think you had a little misspelling accident…
    You spelled PITTSBURGH :puke: wrong.
    You’re welcome.

  34. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    young Ástor Piazzolla plays the “crack whore tango”. 😈

  35. Rufnkdnme Avatar
    Rufnkdnme

    The hottest video game in Warsaw this year? Yep…Accordian Hero.

  36. Rufnkdnme Avatar
    Rufnkdnme

    [quote comment=”431480″][quote comment=”431310″]High school reunion in Cleveland! :dead:[/quote]
    Oops. I think you had a little misspelling accident…
    You spelled PITTSBURGH

    :puke:

    wrong.
    You’re welcome.[/quote]

    Well put. Illiterate fucking Pittsburg fans.

  37. Mandy Fish Avatar

    [quote comment=”432168″][quote comment=”431480″][quote comment=”431310″]High school reunion in Cleveland! :dead:[/quote]
    Oops. I think you had a little misspelling accident…
    You spelled PITTSBURGH

    :puke:

    wrong.
    You’re welcome.[/quote]

    It’s like Battle of the Rustbelt in here!

    Well put. Illiterate fucking Pittsburg fans.[/quote]
    🙂

  38. Mandy Fish Avatar

    Darn. I used the quote thingamajigger wrong.

  39. kathryn newman Avatar

    [quote comment=”430821″]This kid’s dad …
    http://www.davezilla.com/2008/04/09/captiontime-228/%5B/quote%5D
    hahahahahahahah on the nosey! 😉