Sheesh, I look at that and hear banjos dueling ing the background.
Bigwavdave
[quote comment=”428551″]I’m sorry, but your bird is dead sir. Not living. Departed of the earth. Morte.[/quote]
It’s not dead…It’s just sleeping…
junkman
a great visual representation of what america is doing to the canadian stock market. :dead:
fruf
ah think ah killed mah girlfriend
junkman
[quote comment=”428683″][quote comment=”428551″]I’m sorry, but your bird is dead sir. Not living. Departed of the earth. Morte.[/quote]
It’s not dead…It’s just sleeping…[/quote]
pining for the fjords? :dead:
[quote comment=”428768″][quote comment=”428683″][quote comment=”428551″]I’m sorry, but your bird is dead sir. Not living. Departed of the earth. Morte.[/quote]
It’s not dead…It’s just sleeping…[/quote]
pining for the fjords? :dead:[/quote]
Foom? This parrot wouldn’t foom if you put four million volts through it! 😛
mon
gulp, looks like my neighbor who is on the sexual offenders list, good times…
Mr. Blonde… James Blonde
[quote comment=”428412″]Rufus introduces his new girlfriend to the family.
8O[/quote]
She was quite a “Gander”
TheMrDoug
Duck… Duck…Goose!
junkman
i would like to play on the swingset, teeter totter or slide with any or all of the zillagirls. ❗
kheas
It’s my duck, and I’ll eat it right here if I damn well please.
[quote comment=”429672″][quote comment=”429041″]Whut? I was suppose to choke the chicken???[/quote]
Where I grew up it was “monkey”… I wonder why the difference? Is this a regional thing? Generational thing? I’m from DC Metro area, mid-20s. Hmm.[/quote]
‘Round these parts we spank the monkey or we choke the chicken. Choking the monkey would just be wrong.
ShiftyTim
What could that goose have done to make him so angry?? 😈 👿
junkman
redneck/blackneck 😐 :dead:
Memphisbandman
[quote comment=”429675″]What could that goose have done to make him so angry?? 😈 :evil:[/quote]
Simple…he couldn’t get laid!
Sorry, folks. Somebody had to say it.
kheas
This is my bird. There are many like it but this one is mine. My bird is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my bird is useless. Without my bird I am useless. I must fire my bird true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my bird and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
Drusky
His mom told him to go take a gander at the swing set and being ‘Mr. Literal’…
Drusky
A candid photo from Col. Sanders’ past before the court ordered therapy…
chainstay
[quote comment=”429674″][quote comment=”429672″][quote comment=”429041″]Whut? I was suppose to choke the chicken???[/quote]
Where I grew up it was “monkey”… I wonder why the difference? Is this a regional thing? Generational thing? I’m from DC Metro area, mid-20s. Hmm.[/quote]
‘Round these parts we spank the monkey or we choke the chicken. Choking the monkey would just be wrong.[/quote]
And spanking the chicken just don’t sound right either.
Keefer
My sakerfise to the dark one is ready 👿
Keefer
Told the damn goose to get off the swing
TOM
BACK OFF!,OR THE GOOSE GETS IT.
ducatisti
“What? I’m replacing the horn in the Chevy”
Timm
“This here’s mah guard goose, I is allergic to dogs. If someone intrudes on mah property, I taught Gary to fly up and poop in their face while honking an alert.”
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44 responses to “Caption Time #252”
Stuff him, eat him or bury him…dam I am so confused
Feather guitar
Rufus introduces his new girlfriend to the family. 😯
Jimmie Joe shows off his new Gibson “Flying Goose” guitar 😉
the original guitar hero
8)
Chicken!? I thought I wuz told to choke mah duck. I still don’ gettit.
Ricky Schroder Redux
I’m sorry, but your bird is dead sir. Not living. Departed of the earth. Morte.
Fuck Afflac
[quote comment=”428586″]Fuck Afflac[/quote]
omg lol!!!
“I’m sorry Momma…..I killded yer goose.”
Sheesh, I look at that and hear banjos dueling ing the background.
[quote comment=”428551″]I’m sorry, but your bird is dead sir. Not living. Departed of the earth. Morte.[/quote]
It’s not dead…It’s just sleeping…
a great visual representation of what america is doing to the canadian stock market. :dead:
ah think ah killed mah girlfriend
[quote comment=”428683″][quote comment=”428551″]I’m sorry, but your bird is dead sir. Not living. Departed of the earth. Morte.[/quote]
It’s not dead…It’s just sleeping…[/quote]
pining for the fjords? :dead:
[quote comment=”428768″][quote comment=”428683″][quote comment=”428551″]I’m sorry, but your bird is dead sir. Not living. Departed of the earth. Morte.[/quote]
It’s not dead…It’s just sleeping…[/quote]
pining for the fjords? :dead:[/quote]
Foom? This parrot wouldn’t foom if you put four million volts through it! 😛
gulp, looks like my neighbor who is on the sexual offenders list, good times…
[quote comment=”428412″]Rufus introduces his new girlfriend to the family.
8O[/quote]
She was quite a “Gander”
Duck… Duck…Goose!
i would like to play on the swingset, teeter totter or slide with any or all of the zillagirls. ❗
It’s my duck, and I’ll eat it right here if I damn well please.
Whut? I was suppose to choke the chicken??? 😯
[quote comment=”428963″]i would like to play on the swingset, teeter totter or slide with any or all of the zillagirls. :!:[/quote]
My personal choice would be the back seat of that 1974 Pontiac Catalina.
Seats six in orgiastic, vinyl-clad luxury!
Git yer own! This here one is mines…..
Have goose will travel.
What’s the difference between erotic and perverse?
Erotic, you use a feather:wang:
Perverse, you use the whole chicken/duck….
There are probably a few laws against what Billy was thinking but “DAMN it feels so right!”
Just goes to show you, EVERYONE loves animal quackers…
Nobody move, or the goose get’s it!
Honest sheriff, I bought this here goose, cash money!
[quote comment=”429041″]Whut? I was suppose to choke the chicken???[/quote]
Where I grew up it was “monkey”… I wonder why the difference? Is this a regional thing? Generational thing? I’m from DC Metro area, mid-20s. Hmm.
[quote comment=”429672″][quote comment=”429041″]Whut? I was suppose to choke the chicken???[/quote]
Where I grew up it was “monkey”… I wonder why the difference? Is this a regional thing? Generational thing? I’m from DC Metro area, mid-20s. Hmm.[/quote]
‘Round these parts we spank the monkey or we choke the chicken. Choking the monkey would just be wrong.
What could that goose have done to make him so angry?? 😈 👿
redneck/blackneck 😐 :dead:
[quote comment=”429675″]What could that goose have done to make him so angry?? 😈 :evil:[/quote]
Simple…he couldn’t get laid!
Sorry, folks. Somebody had to say it.
This is my bird. There are many like it but this one is mine. My bird is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my bird is useless. Without my bird I am useless. I must fire my bird true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my bird and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
His mom told him to go take a gander at the swing set and being ‘Mr. Literal’…
A candid photo from Col. Sanders’ past before the court ordered therapy…
[quote comment=”429674″][quote comment=”429672″][quote comment=”429041″]Whut? I was suppose to choke the chicken???[/quote]
Where I grew up it was “monkey”… I wonder why the difference? Is this a regional thing? Generational thing? I’m from DC Metro area, mid-20s. Hmm.[/quote]
‘Round these parts we spank the monkey or we choke the chicken. Choking the monkey would just be wrong.[/quote]
And spanking the chicken just don’t sound right either.
My sakerfise to the dark one is ready 👿
Told the damn goose to get off the swing
BACK OFF!,OR THE GOOSE GETS IT.
“What? I’m replacing the horn in the Chevy”
“This here’s mah guard goose, I is allergic to dogs. If someone intrudes on mah property, I taught Gary to fly up and poop in their face while honking an alert.”