Caption time #22

1. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

   22 October, 2004, 12:05 am

   Would it be bad if I said that those guys actually looked familiar? 🙄

2. Mandy

   22 October, 2004, 12:05 am

   Those Olsen Twins get uglier every day.

3. Davezilla

   22 October, 2004, 12:19 am

   I don’t know. When was the last time you were in a Dr. Seuss play in Argentina, Stacy?

4. Spud

   22 October, 2004, 12:48 am

   “You will see something new.
   Two things. And I call them Thing One and Thing Two.
   These Things will not bite you.
   They want to have fun.”

   Then out of the box Came Thing Two and Thing One!
   And they ran to us fast.
   They said, “How do you do?
   Would you like to shake hands with Thing One and Thing Two?”

   🙂

5. juancuca

   22 October, 2004, 1:02 am

   There are no Dr. Seuss’ plays in Argentina 😀 . Your fellow argentinian user 😛

6. Bobby Peru

   22 October, 2004, 1:02 am

   “Fuckin’ cat in the hat! I knew that bitch wanted Thing 1 dead. Time for some payback!”

7. wantwit

   22 October, 2004, 1:23 am

   Actually, on one of Dr. Seuss’ drunken binges when his 33rd manuscript was rejected:

   “You will see something new.
   Two things. And I call them Thing One and Thing Two.
   These Things will not bite you.
   They want to have kill.”

   Then out of the box came Thing Two and Thing One!
   And they ran to us fast.
   They said, “How do you do?
   Would you like to die before Thing One or Thing Two?”

8. Esther

   22 October, 2004, 2:13 am

   Looks like Thing 2 wants payback for Thing 1’s snide remark about Thing 2’s small….thing.:limp:

9. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

   22 October, 2004, 3:19 am

   1998, Dave. :kiss:

   Oh, shit, this is one of those “caption this” things. There I go for not reading the damn post.

   Um … okay:

   No. 2 finally gets his revenge on MiniMe.

   Yeah, kinda :limp:, but it’s all I could come up with.

   Bad Kitty back to where she goes when she’s not here.

10. wantwit

    22 October, 2004, 4:13 am

    btw, dave, i see on amazon.com that you’ve also written “NIrV Kids’ Quest Study Bible” besides your self-promoted “Manly Tips for Bachelor Living”. Way to play for both teams!

11. Dan Martin

    22 October, 2004, 5:22 am

    Extreme Shirley Temlple dorks…I mean sports

12. Davezilla

    22 October, 2004, 6:50 am

    I did? No wonder I feel so tired. 😕

13. Nikki

    22 October, 2004, 6:57 am

    Proof that religion sucks the life out of people, Dave.

14. Frisko

    22 October, 2004, 7:50 am

    Sleeping Beauty waiting for her prince to kiss her

    just yuck

    frisko

15. Cheap Date

    22 October, 2004, 9:20 am

    Thing 1 and Thing 2 were having some fun
    Deciding to skate, not walk, not run
    When all of a sudden from out of the blue
    A WHACK to Thing 1 from the board of Thing 2

    Over his body 2 stood with delight
    Not needing to argue, not needing to fight
    For 2 was unconscious or maybe was dead
    From the board of Thing 1 and the blow to his head

    Thing 2 then exclaimed with disgust in his voice
    “You made me do this, you left me no choice”
    Then he heard Thing 1’s body take his last breath of life
    And screamed “That’s what you get for porking my wife!”

16. Cheap Date

    22 October, 2004, 9:39 am

    OOPS! 😳
    For 1 was unconscious or maybe was dead
    From the board of Thing 2 and the blow to his head.
    🙂

17. Cherish

    22 October, 2004, 2:00 pm

    And another thing…

18. Cherish

    22 October, 2004, 3:27 pm

    That 1 had another thing coming!

    😀

19. mikeB

    22 October, 2004, 3:48 pm

    Cherish, is your thing coming? :wang::razz:

20. Esther

    22 October, 2004, 3:59 pm

    I don’t think Cherish has a :wang: thing, mikeB. :wtf:

21. smizzy

    22 October, 2004, 4:36 pm

    AAAAHH!!! no more “thing”!!!!!

22. Crystal

    23 October, 2004, 11:51 am

    I now have a crush on Cheap Date.

    No worries, though, I’ll get over it in a few minutes.

23. crash

    23 October, 2004, 3:34 pm

    When RollerSuess goes terribly wrong.

24. Cherish

    24 October, 2004, 7:42 pm

    Nope… no :wang: thang, but I’ve got a couple of :boobs::boobs: I call them Thang 1 and Thang 2.

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