Caption time #18

1. Bowler

   01 October, 2004, 12:18 am

   I am CRUSHING your head.

   Brain juice, everywhere.

2. Esther

   01 October, 2004, 12:35 am

   “Guys, there’s nothing wrong with getting a little head.”:wang:

3. Spud

   01 October, 2004, 12:56 am

   You’re getting ahead of yourself there Esther. 😀

4. Chad Brandos

   01 October, 2004, 1:32 am

   Quieres cabeza poca?

5. Margaret

   01 October, 2004, 2:16 am

   To the wife~~”But, she only gave me a little head!!”

6. kismet

   01 October, 2004, 3:25 am

   Whoa, Michael Jackson has a detachable head!?

7. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

   01 October, 2004, 3:37 am

   When I was little, my mom tried to get me to play with Barbies. I wasn’t too keen on that idea, I was much happier with my She-Ra dolls and my stuffed animals. Nevertheless, she bought me some Barbies. Not knowing what else to do with them, I would pluck off their heads, and instead stick them on the television’s turn knobs, on the tops of pencils, and on other random, small protusions where a Barbie doll head would fit.

   Needless to say, Mom wasn’t very impressed. Somehow that big gigantic RED FLAG about her daughter not quite being like the other little girls in the neighbourhood slipped right on by her. Then again … these days she’s no different.

   Some things never change. :kiss:

8. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

   01 October, 2004, 4:20 am

   Okay.

   Everybody who HAS looked under the clothing of a Barbie doll at some point in their past, please step forward.

   So that’s all of you then.

   DIRTY PERVERTS!

   I would NEVER do something like that, being all holy and stuff, besides who wants to see a pair of breasts with no nipples and no genitalia?

   People like you should be ashamed.

   😡

9. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

   01 October, 2004, 4:40 am

   On a second glance, that doll head with her mouth open kinda reminds me of that chick doll from the Puppetmaster movies that choked up leeches.

   Blech!

   :wtf:

10. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    01 October, 2004, 5:01 am

    ReV’s father and daughter convo (100% fake okay):

    Amber::kiss: “Daddy can I have a Barbie and a G.I Joe for Christmas?”

    Me::???: “Honey, Barbie doesn’t come with G.I Joe……….she comes with Ken.”

    Amber::kiss: “No…she fakes it with Ken…..she comes with G.I Joe.”

    Me::!: “……..”

    😈

11. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    01 October, 2004, 5:37 am

    P.S I once went out with a girl that was just like a Barbie doll.

    She was blonde and had an empty head.

    😕

12. Woozle

    01 October, 2004, 8:20 am

    Rev, was it detachable, too?

    Cause that’d just be strange. :wtf: And probably Springer-worthy.

13. Richard

    01 October, 2004, 8:33 am

    Doctor? I have this wierd hand-shaped growth growing out of my head!

14. Moxie

    01 October, 2004, 9:16 am

    Awwwwwww how nice. A love-doll for my ex-husband.

15. Choison

    01 October, 2004, 10:11 am

    Since when did barbie dolls have mouths that open like those inflatable dolls they sell to lonely men? What are they teaching kids these days?

16. Cheap Date

    01 October, 2004, 10:51 am

    Her eyes are WAY too far apart! :wtf:

17. Keith Burgin

    01 October, 2004, 10:55 am

    How ’bout a little head, baby?

18. rust

    01 October, 2004, 2:36 pm

    hmmm …
    a little mouth for a little penis? ok! :wang:

    no teeth? better! :wang:

    doesn’t swallow? :limp:

19. Monday

    01 October, 2004, 3:26 pm

    “Paris Hilton gets face-lift. News at 11”

20. Frisko

    01 October, 2004, 3:48 pm

    That’s a generic type Barbie head. Rudely plucked from the body of a dollar store brand fashion doll.Real Barbie brand dolls have fused mouths.
    How sad.

    frisko

21. Nikki

    01 October, 2004, 4:18 pm

    That’s the worst example of head-gripping I’ve ever seen. 😛

22. Margaret

    01 October, 2004, 5:37 pm

    Nothing like a bootlegged Barbie!!

23. TinaMarie

    02 October, 2004, 12:28 am

    This looks like a good alternative to a hummingbird’s rectum.

    http://www.themanwiththesmallestpenis.com :wtf:

    Then again…I like hummingbirds…:wang:

24. El Presidente

    02 October, 2004, 2:41 am

    Mattel:
    We’re sure we speak for the entire community in expressing our profound sense of loss deepest sympathy for the entire surviving Barbie product line. During this difficult time, we want to assure the perpetrators of this heinous crime that we will hunt you down and, if necessary, smoke you out.

    As a reminder, we do not negotiate with terrorists.

25. jen

    02 October, 2004, 1:55 pm

    Barbie – Now more popular with the boys than ever!

26. jen

    02 October, 2004, 1:57 pm

    Or:
    Barbie: now fully skull-fu**able!

27. Dave too

    09 October, 2004, 10:00 am

    FRAME 27 – REMOVING THE PARASITE
    While holding the parasite with a firm grip, pull out and to the side. Always keep fingers away from the parasite mouth since it will attempt to bite when being remove. Continue using caution after removal since reflexive biting commonly occurs for several minutes as seen in the next frame.

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