Caption Time #161

1. Spud

   16 February, 2007, 12:13 am

   BANG!

2. Faith

   16 February, 2007, 1:31 am

   Hey man, brushin’ and flossin’ ain’t enough to keep this bitchin’ grill goin’ — you gots to gargle with da good stuff.

3. Anna

   16 February, 2007, 3:35 am

   I want him … I want him … I want him.
   (my bottleopener is always missing.)

4. Penguin Pete

   16 February, 2007, 4:31 am

   “Dude, you ‘member which one I pished in last night?”

5. jdepp

   16 February, 2007, 5:45 am

   😕

   “Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
   We can go to the park, after dark
   Smoke that tumbleweed”

   😛

6. Mandy

   16 February, 2007, 6:59 am

   The tat on his knuckles says J-Lo.

7. sledge

   16 February, 2007, 7:11 am

   See I told you son,look what booze did to his teeth

8. ou 12

   16 February, 2007, 8:14 am

   well isnt that what you desire to wake up to…NOT

9. Bigwavdave

   16 February, 2007, 8:54 am

   I wonder if he’s a registered voter…

10. misterarthur

    16 February, 2007, 9:50 am

    MIT Student creates real-life Batman utility belt.

11. Cynical Villain

    16 February, 2007, 9:54 am

    hey if billy dee can get chicks with this colt 45 and rappers can get chicks with a gold grill, then I’m a shoe-in to get laid! :puke:

12. junkman

    16 February, 2007, 10:11 am

    this fine brandy connoisseur only needs a naked agatha christie on his arm to complete the picture. :puke:

13. StevieC

    16 February, 2007, 10:13 am

    Imagine if this was the guy who wanted to date your daughter ….

14. Jason

    16 February, 2007, 10:15 am

    Hello Ladies!! I’m the white Billy D–and when I want to get the ladies, I just tranq them with some good ‘ole Colt 45!!

15. StevieC

    16 February, 2007, 10:34 am

    Sometimes your only purpose in life is to serve as a bad example to others.

16. Char

    16 February, 2007, 12:14 pm

    I would have to sacrifice the daughter who brought THAT home…

17. pablo

    16 February, 2007, 12:31 pm

    I B sittin here chillin
    When I iz not killin
    Don’t B makin me no villan
    ’cause this cheap shit I’z swillin

    I is so dope
    You got’s no hope
    Should had been da pope
    and I’m hung like a rope :limp:

18. junkman

    16 February, 2007, 1:05 pm

    oh yeah….i always forget the caption and this time it was so obvious:
    “The Sultan of Cleveland”

19. Ducatisti

    16 February, 2007, 1:26 pm

    [Comment ID #87281 will be quoted here]

    I second that!

    First thing that came to mind when I saw this was ‘I wonder what this moron will look like when he’s 65?’ Then I remembered, stupid girl, dorks like that don’t make it to 65!

    Just hope he takes himself out of the gene pool before we have to pay for his next stay at the jailbird motel.

20. Mikeme

    16 February, 2007, 3:44 pm

    Darwin award winner! 😛

21. Stevie C

    16 February, 2007, 4:32 pm

    The hat also covers the big “L” tattoo’d on his forehead.

22. Jim S

    16 February, 2007, 4:38 pm

    “I’m a santero in Nueva York.”

23. Flash Gordon

    16 February, 2007, 4:47 pm

    No, not everyone in East Tennessee looks like
    this! :puke: 🙄 😈 🙁 :wtf:

24. Flash Gordon

    16 February, 2007, 4:49 pm

    I forgot. He is the Caliph of Chattanooga. 🙄 :wang: 😛 :wtf:

25. dougieace

    16 February, 2007, 5:38 pm

    colt-n-brandy= wigga candy,there is no r so dont even think im like that.and yes you can call me cracka

26. dougieace

    16 February, 2007, 5:39 pm

    p.s. but not cracker, i find that word offensive

27. Meagan

    16 February, 2007, 5:51 pm

    “‘sup bitch?”

28. larfus

    16 February, 2007, 9:51 pm

    I am ashamed to say I know who this is. Thats Paul Wall. 🙄

29. Brad K.

    16 February, 2007, 11:47 pm

    Johnny was all tore up. Here he was, dating the hottest fat chick in his community college welding class, and she would *not* make up her mind. First there was the ‘should I wear the crimson sweater, the teal vest, or both?’, then it was ‘Should we take your Hummer H2 or my Harley?’ Duh! Now she can’t decide if she wants the brandy or the malt liquor to flavor her groin.

    At this point, Johnny cared less about what flavor she used, as whether she was going to share the leftover quesadillas and chips.

30. adognamedgromit

    17 February, 2007, 9:14 am

    This man clearly is living his life according to Beastie Boy lyrics.

    I don’t even want to know how his teeth got like that.

    His poor poor but rich dentist.

31. Shauna

    17 February, 2007, 2:40 pm

    Looks like some of my husbands friends :puke:

32. Cara

    17 February, 2007, 6:14 pm

    Daddy Come Home!

33. Lake Effect

    17 February, 2007, 6:40 pm

    Hay! I no thaat dood!!! Thas’t my mayn man The Suulton ov Cleeblint!!!

34. larfus

    17 February, 2007, 10:30 pm

    heres some more of his blinging grill http://www.grillsbypaulwall.com/ :wtf:

35. Anton

    18 February, 2007, 10:07 am

    The dentist assured him that this was proper anesthesia for getting his grills cleaned.

36. Wayne

    20 February, 2007, 10:27 am

    :idea:……. :puke:

37. ItsMeMaven

    26 February, 2007, 1:39 am

    STRAPPIN’ ON THE GHETTO FABULOSITY

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