Caption Time #112

Caption Time #112


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28 responses to “Caption Time #112”

  1. jwalkingthunder Avatar
    jwalkingthunder

    :wtf:man thats 1 ulgy thing some one get the pigions

  2. Timm Avatar
    Timm

    There are several ugly things in that picture. They are called “Hummers.”

  3. Master Solace Avatar

    a ‘hummer’ can be a beautiful thing

  4. Master Solace Avatar

    I think the bird is cool……..

  5. Nikki Avatar

    Good place to drop a bomb.

  6. cbatdux Avatar
    cbatdux

    Paul Bunyon is to Babe the Blue Ox as Captain America is to ____?

  7. cbatdux Avatar
    cbatdux

    At long last, President Bush unveils his response to 9/11…..

  8. plopsie Avatar
    plopsie

    Gassholes and ugly sculpture–it’s what freedom is all about.

  9. Mjaz Avatar
    Mjaz

    I’m speechless… The smarmy patriotism touches me deep inside.. really close to the stomach.. swelling with pride and bile…

    I think it goes in the same category as the american flag panties that were advertised in the Target ad today…

  10. Patrick Avatar
    Patrick

    Yes, this is my newest creation. I call it “Cheney’s Wet Dream”.

  11. Mandy Avatar
    Mandy

    Red state. :dead:

  12. mikeme Avatar
    mikeme

    Get one of these FREE with every Hummer.

  13. Amanda B. Avatar
    Amanda B.

    Brittany Spears and Michael Jackson need to get married!!! 😕

  14. Pappy Avatar
    Pappy

    Wow. Brittany’s drink really did remain intact. :wtf: She does [b]not[/b] need to be reproducing.

  15. Mjaz Avatar
    Mjaz

    Britney is one of those women who knows their priorities!

    Oh, and by the way.. the “ghetto ball cap” look is adorable on an infant! Amazing contrast to how ridiculous it looks on a “big boy”.
    :thong:

  16. scamper95 Avatar
    scamper95

    [Comment ID #53174 will be quoted here]
    R you nuts he’s already got fucked up parents. besides wako jacko likes em to hold their own drink, to keep his hands free for other things.
    :wang:
    As for the ugly, it’s in the oil company lobbist parking lot at the white house.

  17. JFLY Avatar
    JFLY

    Kids and marriage will do that to ya… 😛

  18. Anita Mann-Badley Avatar
    Anita Mann-Badley

    That’s the last time that eagle takes a nap on the subway.

  19. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    Proposed “Hummer” hood ornament…

  20. cbatdux Avatar
    cbatdux

    [Comment ID #53307 will be quoted here]

    how come spud always gets the good lines? No fair!

  21. not in love Avatar
    not in love

    “A gathering of Hummerites at the yet unfinished Wedgie Building captured and chained and American Eagle, honoring with the colors of Old Faithful.”

    It’s time we put a stop to this.

  22. Da Popster Avatar
    Da Popster

    :puke:

  23. Francesca Avatar
    Francesca

    this is Toby Keith’s lawn ornament…. Patriotic isn’t it :puke:

  24. Drusky Avatar
    Drusky

    Ooopppss, Britney almost spilled it again… 😆

  25. Meagan Avatar
    Meagan

    Behold, the giant American eagle, here to reign down terror on all the heathen countries!

    RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!! :wtf:

  26. miss tickle Avatar
    miss tickle

    [Comment ID #53160 will be quoted here]

    good one dude :wtf:

  27. miss tickle Avatar
    miss tickle

    [Comment ID #53174 will be quoted here]

    i totally agree!

  28. gwadzilla Avatar

    look at all those Hummers…
    that is no caption
    that is disgusting

    freedom?
    freedom to be a dumb ass

    I hate those things

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