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Bumper stickers I’d like to see

02 August, 200521 Comments

Bumper stickers I’d like to see
Bumper stickers I'd like to see

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  1. Dante
    02 August, 2005,

    I thought I saw OJ Simpson in a Hummer once in San Francisco. Maybe he killed Nicole because she made some wise-crack somment…

    “Bisexuals for Howard Dean”

    “Republicans are people too”

    “Marijuana, alchohol and Davezilla: three things to which you don’t wanna get addicted”

  2. Esther
    02 August, 2005,

    If being addicted to Davezilla is wrong, I don’t wanna be right! 🙂

  3. JFLY
    02 August, 2005,

    “My other spouse is a stud.” :wang:

  5. Mandy
    02 August, 2005,

    Men with Hummers have small :limp:s? Dave, no! Next you’ll be telling me that Michael Jackson touches boys!

  6. Anonymous
    02 August, 2005,

    :limp:love the emoticons!!!and the the humor,lol!

  7. Anonymous
    02 August, 2005,

    (:wang:Isn’t this a boner of a thought)Legalize Pot!then maybe we’d actually get a war fought…:wtf:

  8. Sexy Dyke
    02 August, 2005,

    Thanks Davezilla, you can kiss a dyke straight :kiss: 😆

  9. Merth
    02 August, 2005,

    “Republicans are people too.” That is awesome! :java:

  10. Kami
    02 August, 2005,

    A P.T. Cruiser is just a “fancy” minivan.

    “If you think a bull can be milked, you’re in for a surprise”.:!:

  11. Natalie
    02 August, 2005,

    Ah, but a PT Cruiser is much more useless than a minivan, the Cruiser having a huge ass which, oddly enough, has no storage space.

  12. rust
    02 August, 2005,

    Maybe we should introduce Hummer drivers to the forehead guy from yesterday…

  13. Dante
    02 August, 2005,

    “Seen elswhere: on Mother Teresa’s Answering Machine”

    [How you fill in the rest to that one is up to you]

  14. Spud
    02 August, 2005,

    Politically Incorrect
    And Proud Of It

    :geek:

  15. Rob C
    02 August, 2005,

    I just sold my PT Cruiser 3 weeks ago

  16. Dante
    02 August, 2005,

    Merth, you might also like “The GOP: ‘We swear we’re humans!'”

  17. tinamarie
    02 August, 2005,

    It isn’t just people who own Hummers–I’m betting that anyone driving an Escalade is suffering from no-havis-penitis (:limp:) as well. And what about those bling-happy morons who put DVD players in their freaking steering wheel? Why not just tatoo “Dumber than shit and proud of it!” on your forehead?

    Okay. Done ranting now. Over and out.

    p.s. Dave, why not put a little teeny tiny penis as an emoticon–basically just balls and a head? It would work, don’t you know!

  18. Anonymous
    03 August, 2005,

    :boobs::boobs::limp::wang::wtf:

  19. Kami
    04 August, 2005,

    PT Cruiser = aspires to be an SUV.

    Good job Rob C. They’re for “soccer moms” in denial.:grin:

  20. ashley
    04 August, 2005,

    oh my god dave i have only been reading for a lil bit but you are effing awesome :kiss:

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