Bumper stickers I’d like to see

I thought I saw OJ Simpson in a Hummer once in San Francisco. Maybe he killed Nicole because she made some wise-crack somment…

“Bisexuals for Howard Dean”

“Republicans are people too”

“Marijuana, alchohol and Davezilla: three things to which you don’t wanna get addicted”

“My other spouse is a stud.” :wang:

Men with Hummers have small :limp:s? Dave, no! Next you’ll be telling me that Michael Jackson touches boys!

(:wang:Isn’t this a boner of a thought)Legalize Pot!then maybe we’d actually get a war fought…:wtf:

“Republicans are people too.” That is awesome! :java:

Ah, but a PT Cruiser is much more useless than a minivan, the Cruiser having a huge ass which, oddly enough, has no storage space.

“Seen elswhere: on Mother Teresa’s Answering Machine”

[How you fill in the rest to that one is up to you]

I just sold my PT Cruiser 3 weeks ago

It isn’t just people who own Hummers–I’m betting that anyone driving an Escalade is suffering from no-havis-penitis (:limp:) as well. And what about those bling-happy morons who put DVD players in their freaking steering wheel? Why not just tatoo “Dumber than shit and proud of it!” on your forehead?

Okay. Done ranting now. Over and out.

p.s. Dave, why not put a little teeny tiny penis as an emoticon–basically just balls and a head? It would work, don’t you know!

PT Cruiser = aspires to be an SUV.

Good job Rob C. They’re for “soccer moms” in denial.:grin:

Thanks, Ashley!