Bling bling, beyotch!

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28 responses to “Bling bling, beyotch!”

  1. Lynne Avatar
    Lynne

    Um. Cool. heh. I can buy more numchucks. And hang them on the wall. Cool. Heh.
    2004/06/20 @ 12:25:10 am

  2. Kevin Avatar

    It’s nice to see the gang’s workin’ it with the group-home-to-gang-bangin’ program.

  3. Refreshingly Blunt and Mildly Offensive Avatar
    Refreshingly Blunt and Mildly Offensive

    Black features on black people; Good looking
    White features on White people; Good looking
    White features on Black people; Good looking.
    Black features on White people; ugh.
    Gangsta attitude and attire on rich, big eared, white boys; stupid and lame in the same space and time.

  4. Lucian Avatar

    Read Ultimate Power!

  5. chunkbot Avatar
    chunkbot

    Yo! I’m buyin’ the fly gear now that I can get MAD $200 advances from my McD’s job by going to “EZ-CHECK” over on Marconi and Watt! Yo, I gotsta bounce – time for my Rio Linda Que-up!

  6. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    Verrrrry interesting…

  7. pickles Avatar

    anyone ever notice that all white guys who try to be black are ugly by nature. just a thought.

  8. Natalie Avatar

    Why do I get the feeling that’s his parents’ basment?

  9. Esther Avatar
    Esther

    Probably because it is. Looks like he borrowed big bro’s t-shirt, as well.

  10. Nik Avatar

    This gentleman is working your McDonald’s drive-thru window, folks.

  11. Infinity Avatar
    Infinity

    ehh… i’d do him

  12. Wookiee Avatar

    Freshman at Columbine High.

  13. ReV.JeLLyBaBy Avatar
    ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    Ive even gone and posted in the wrong comments section!
    The guy in the pic is still an idiot and I feel so sorry for both his mums.

    Dave, I’m sorry mate, but this site is now really horrible to use and if this is
    the shape of things to come, it’s not a world I wish to live in. 🙁

    For the love of God. WHY?

    Goodbye cruel World.

  14. ReV.JeLLyBaBy Avatar
    ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    “Rollin down the street smoking Woodbines, skipping with Gene and Judd.
    Laaaid back, with my eyes on my Momma and my Momma on my mind.”

    Only joking about the site Dave, but I agree with Spud on the lack of macho vibe.

    I just fear change…we all do. 😉

  15. ReV.JeLLyBaBy Avatar
    ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    Yo! Homie wassup?

    🙁 No seriously..what’s up? Do you have someone that looks after you like a registered
    carer or something. Hey come on little guy, it’s not your fault, your “special” always
    remember that okay?

    Whose our “special” little guy! 🙂

  16. Anna Avatar
    Anna

    @Infinity: can we do him together? He’s hot isn’t he.

  17. GibletHead Avatar
    GibletHead

    Cletus revels after having sold flour to a small child in his neighborhood, claiming it to be cocaine.

  18. lou lou Avatar

    How to make the world think you’re a twat in under 10 seconds.
    Round by here he’d be “sporting” a burbury cap with that ensemble!

  19. TinaMarie Avatar
    TinaMarie

    Dude,
    Love the new look. Lose the whigger.

    p.s. bring back the old comment cube.
    I miss being able to spy the ugly white guy in the picture while I read rude comments
    about him.

  20. ReV.JeLLyBaBy Avatar
    ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    I think Daves new look site makes an excellent picture frame or gallery for any
    aspiring new talent.

  21. frisko Avatar
    frisko

    Dave, is this a nephew? I feel he needs to eat some of the White Castles he
    serves to fill in those clothes. On second thought, maybe he is waiting for
    puberty so he can grow into them. Does his Mother know he has those weapons on the basement wall? LOL

    CH

  22. Jon Avatar
    Jon

    I especially love the shitty wannabe moustache these guys sport.

  23. mis. juanita Avatar

    yo yo. dis b juanita… i juss wanna say dat all yall mofo’s betta stop pickin on homeboy like that or ima come get crunk on yall mutha fuckin ass’s

    sincerily,

    jaunita rucker

  24. Tom Sawyer Avatar
    Tom Sawyer

    Yo, jaunita, STFU or I’ll shoot you. 🙂

  25. ACJ Avatar

    He’s, like… a gangster ninja from outer space.

  26. dead prophet Avatar
    dead prophet

    Dave, is that you?

  27. aaron Avatar
    aaron

    anyone notice the “homies” poster on the wall behind him? Now he’s thuggin rasa style! He didnt have time to get a good pose in cuz he had to run back up the basement stairs in time to put that money back in his moms purse.

  28. bgbgf Avatar
    bgbgf

    😀 diz thang izz sickk o yehh im 11:lol:

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