Who will be the first to croak in this battle to the death?
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Bigwavdave
Toad lickers unite against the evil empire…
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Patrick
Dude, this is lame. Let’s play leap frog!
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Bear
ya know, it must be a bitch when your mom is a witch and the kids wont stop fighting.
The hell with the” wait til you pop gets home”, she just zaps you …and the results are obvious
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Drusky
How toads with no tongue control hunt for flies…
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Drusky
Once Kermit realized that he was out numbered two to one, he shit a brick…
“These warts I had on Crispian’s day.’
Old toads forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he’ll remember, with advantages,
What leaps he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household insects-
Harry the Skink, Bedfrog and Exeterrapin,
Wartwick and Talbottomfeeder, Salamandersbury and Gloucesterrapin-
Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb’red.
This story shall the good frog teach his tadpole;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne’er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And amphibians in England now-a-pond
Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here,
And hold their toadhoods cheap whiles any croaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.”
[quote comment=”631601″]“These warts I had on Crispian’s day.’
Old toads forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he’ll remember, with advantages,
What leaps he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household insects-
Harry the Skink, Bedfrog and Exeterrapin,
Wartwick and Talbottomfeeder, Salamandersbury and Gloucesterrapin-
Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb’red.
This story shall the good frog teach his tadpole;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne’er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And amphibians in England now-a-pond
Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here,
And hold their toadhoods cheap whiles any croaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.”[/quote]
This is like playin’ cards with my brother’s kids.
“Sir Croakbump, watch out! It’s a level 3 Warticus with a magic ax.”
“It’s okay Sticktongue, my level 2 sword combined with my level 4 experience shall win this battle if you use your level 3 warrior skills in a flanking maneuver.”
::Rolls the dice::
On another note, does anyone else think that the Cuchini has potential to hit it big if they add a good vibration?
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18 responses to “Battletoads!”
Awesomeness… But they ain’t got nothin’ on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! 😛
Who will be the first to croak in this battle to the death?
Toad lickers unite against the evil empire…
Dude, this is lame. Let’s play leap frog!
ya know, it must be a bitch when your mom is a witch and the kids wont stop fighting.
The hell with the” wait til you pop gets home”, she just zaps you …and the results are obvious
How toads with no tongue control hunt for flies…
Once Kermit realized that he was out numbered two to one, he shit a brick…
“These warts I had on Crispian’s day.’
Old toads forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he’ll remember, with advantages,
What leaps he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household insects-
Harry the Skink, Bedfrog and Exeterrapin,
Wartwick and Talbottomfeeder, Salamandersbury and Gloucesterrapin-
Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb’red.
This story shall the good frog teach his tadpole;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne’er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And amphibians in England now-a-pond
Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here,
And hold their toadhoods cheap whiles any croaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.”
literate as hell, Lung
Lung. Amazing. 😀
Uh oh, someone misses BattleBots ……..
LUNG! – No apologies to the Bard?
Re: The Link – Don’t miss the celeb photos…
[quote comment=”631601″]“These warts I had on Crispian’s day.’
Old toads forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he’ll remember, with advantages,
What leaps he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household insects-
Harry the Skink, Bedfrog and Exeterrapin,
Wartwick and Talbottomfeeder, Salamandersbury and Gloucesterrapin-
Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb’red.
This story shall the good frog teach his tadpole;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne’er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And amphibians in England now-a-pond
Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here,
And hold their toadhoods cheap whiles any croaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.”[/quote]
This is like playin’ cards with my brother’s kids.
Naw Bigwavdave. Mine’s a complete original.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA3gOST4Pc8
Heh.
OK Who’s going to kiss a frog…..and where
“Watch your legs, men — the humans always go for the legs.”
“Sir Croakbump, watch out! It’s a level 3 Warticus with a magic ax.”
“It’s okay Sticktongue, my level 2 sword combined with my level 4 experience shall win this battle if you use your level 3 warrior skills in a flanking maneuver.”
::Rolls the dice::
On another note, does anyone else think that the Cuchini has potential to hit it big if they add a good vibration?