From Nicolette who witnessed the horror firsthand at her daughter’s ballet recital
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Serving up random effluvia since 1998.
Serving up random effluvia since 1998.
From Nicolette who witnessed the horror firsthand at her daughter’s ballet recital
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Audience members look on hungrily at some of the night’s entertainment…
“I could be a ballet dancer if I had the training.”
caution! chairs at work! why do i have the feeling if either one of them wanted to tuck a napkin in front before eating they would need that stage curtain. poor little nicolette. hope it didn’t smell too bad back there. :dead:
The funny part was, when the school was doing the raffle in the intermission, these two heavyweights won a Gym Membership! I almost laughed my ass off!!!! 😆 😆 😆
Enter voice of Peter Griffin…… “How do ya like THAT sideboob!” :puke:
the three contestants wait expectantly for their turn
if their that big… 😮 ok i don’t want to know how big the kid is… 😕
When the one in the black dress tried to do the splits they had to lever her off the stage
8) i figured the parents would have noticed the slide in the video looked like a :wang:
Some people were NOT made for tube tops.
Even spandex has a breaking point!
Oh, and Logan…. their daughter had a pot belly hanging over her tutu. They were so proud! 😯
[quote comment=”633130″]Some people were NOT made for tube tops.
Even spandex has a breaking point!
Oh, and Logan…. their daughter had a pot belly hanging over her tutu. They were so proud! 8O[/quote]
:wtf: :puke: :puke: :puke: 😕 :puke:
ya know, you can be an evil person some times and i said i didn’t want to know how big the kid was…their probably proud cause the kid lost weight before the recital
Ballet?!?!?! We thought you said buffet!
[quote comment=”633132″]Ballet?!?!?! We thought you said buffet![/quote]
OR maybe that was BUFFALO… hmmm ❓
The big boy in the middle is AnnieB’s cousin Boffo, the Agile.
:kiss: :love: 😛 😉
Damn… Miss Thing has back-tits
They are really there to cushion the fall for the ballerinas if any of them fall from the stage.
[quote comment=”633132″]Ballet?!?!?! We thought you said buffet![/quote]
Aaaaaaand we have a winner! 😆
[quote comment=”633146″][quote comment=”633132″]Ballet?!?!?! We thought you said buffet![/quote]
Aaaaaaand we have a winner! :lol:[/quote]
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Now be a darlin’ and pass me that chicken wing.
i know we’re paying attention to the 2 largies but what about curly on the left? how do you forget that you still have your pajama top on?
since nicolette is always naked, like in her avatar, why couldn’t someone have taken a few pictures of her instead?
Just pity the poor little fellah who has to catch the swan mid-air.
The outstanding performance of Tchaikovsky’s ‘The Nutcrusher’ by the BeachBallshoi Ballet Company received XL-ent reviews from both theatre critics and WWF commentators alike.
“Honey, have you got your tutu, check, tights, check, eyebleach, CHECK.” :wtf:
[quote comment=”633137″]The big boy in the middle is AnnieB’s cousin Boffo, the Agile.
:kiss: :love: 😛 ;-)[/quote]
And, he’s looking for a new boyfriend… are you still on the market? 😉 😛 :kiss:
[quote comment=”633178″][quote comment=”633137″]The big boy in the middle is AnnieB’s cousin Boffo, the Agile.
:kiss: :love: 😛 ;-)[/quote]
And, he’s looking for a new boyfriend… are you still on the market?
😉 😛 :kiss:[/quote]
Not in your dreams, hon. I’m firmly hetero. :wang: :kiss: :love: 👿
That’s nothing, I was just at my son’s graduation and I saw a woman like this with the most humongus boobs. I mean watermelons are no exageration. She was parading around and her trashing looking boyfriend goes “Oh look everyone is looking at your boobs” Who could miss the side show!
Seen fat, red-headed cows before…wonder where…Jersey? Utah?
the guy in the middle looks like penis head :wang: