At the ballet recital

ballet recital

From Nicolette who witnessed the horror firsthand at her daughter’s ballet recital

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27 responses to “At the ballet recital”

  1. rust Avatar

    Audience members look on hungrily at some of the night’s entertainment…

  2. zagy Avatar
    zagy

    “I could be a ballet dancer if I had the training.”

  3. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    caution! chairs at work! why do i have the feeling if either one of them wanted to tuck a napkin in front before eating they would need that stage curtain. poor little nicolette. hope it didn’t smell too bad back there. :dead:

  4. Nicolette Avatar

    The funny part was, when the school was doing the raffle in the intermission, these two heavyweights won a Gym Membership! I almost laughed my ass off!!!! ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

    Enter voice of Peter Griffin…… “How do ya like THAT sideboob!” :puke:

  5. fruf Avatar
    fruf

    the three contestants wait expectantly for their turn

  6. Logan Avatar
    Logan

    if their that big… ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ok i don’t want to know how big the kid is… ๐Ÿ˜•

  7. fruf Avatar
    fruf

    When the one in the black dress tried to do the splits they had to lever her off the stage

  8. Logan Avatar
    Logan

    8) i figured the parents would have noticed the slide in the video looked like a :wang:

  9. Nicolette Avatar

    Some people were NOT made for tube tops.

    Even spandex has a breaking point!

    Oh, and Logan…. their daughter had a pot belly hanging over her tutu. They were so proud! ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

  10. Logan Avatar

    [quote comment=”633130″]Some people were NOT made for tube tops.

    Even spandex has a breaking point!

    Oh, and Logan…. their daughter had a pot belly hanging over her tutu. They were so proud! 8O[/quote]
    :wtf: :puke: :puke: :puke: ๐Ÿ˜• :puke:

    ya know, you can be an evil person some times and i said i didn’t want to know how big the kid was…their probably proud cause the kid lost weight before the recital

  11. StevieC Avatar

    Ballet?!?!?! We thought you said buffet!

  12. Linda Gonzalez Avatar
    Linda Gonzalez

    [quote comment=”633132″]Ballet?!?!?! We thought you said buffet![/quote]
    OR maybe that was BUFFALO… hmmm โ“

  13. Flash Gordon Avatar
    Flash Gordon

    The big boy in the middle is AnnieB’s cousin Boffo, the Agile.
    :kiss: :love: ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜‰

  14. Infernos Avatar
    Infernos

    Damn… Miss Thing has back-tits

  15. Margaret Avatar

    They are really there to cushion the fall for the ballerinas if any of them fall from the stage.

  16. Nicolette Avatar

    [quote comment=”633132″]Ballet?!?!?! We thought you said buffet![/quote]

    Aaaaaaand we have a winner! ๐Ÿ˜†

  17. StevieC Avatar

    [quote comment=”633146″][quote comment=”633132″]Ballet?!?!?! We thought you said buffet![/quote]

    Aaaaaaand we have a winner! :lol:[/quote]

    Thank you. Thank you very much.
    Now be a darlin’ and pass me that chicken wing.

  18. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    i know we’re paying attention to the 2 largies but what about curly on the left? how do you forget that you still have your pajama top on?

  19. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    since nicolette is always naked, like in her avatar, why couldn’t someone have taken a few pictures of her instead?

  20. Lung the Younger Avatar

    Just pity the poor little fellah who has to catch the swan mid-air.

  21. Lung the Younger Avatar

    The outstanding performance of Tchaikovskyโ€™s โ€˜The Nutcrusherโ€™ by the BeachBallshoi Ballet Company received XL-ent reviews from both theatre critics and WWF commentators alike.

  22. Draca68 Avatar
    Draca68

    “Honey, have you got your tutu, check, tights, check, eyebleach, CHECK.” :wtf:

  23. AnnieB Avatar

    [quote comment=”633137″]The big boy in the middle is AnnieB’s cousin Boffo, the Agile.
    :kiss: :love: ๐Ÿ˜› ;-)[/quote]

    And, he’s looking for a new boyfriend… are you still on the market? ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜› :kiss:

  24. Flash Gordon Avatar
    Flash Gordon

    [quote comment=”633178″][quote comment=”633137″]The big boy in the middle is AnnieB’s cousin Boffo, the Agile.
    :kiss: :love: ๐Ÿ˜› ;-)[/quote]

    And, he’s looking for a new boyfriend… are you still on the market?

    ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜› :kiss:[/quote]

    Not in your dreams, hon. I’m firmly hetero. :wang: :kiss: :love: ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

  25. Tammy Avatar
    Tammy

    That’s nothing, I was just at my son’s graduation and I saw a woman like this with the most humongus boobs. I mean watermelons are no exageration. She was parading around and her trashing looking boyfriend goes “Oh look everyone is looking at your boobs” Who could miss the side show!

  26. Sammy Avatar
    Sammy

    Seen fat, red-headed cows before…wonder where…Jersey? Utah?

  27. blonde mafia Avatar
    blonde mafia

    the guy in the middle looks like penis head :wang: