All my nightmares rolled into one image

All my nightmares rolled into one image

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24 responses to “All my nightmares rolled into one image”

  1. Lake Effect Avatar
    Lake Effect

    Geez Dave…Keep your private life private.

  2. vagordon1 Avatar
    vagordon1

    Is this guy for real? Hopefully not a real recent photo.

  3. Flash Gordon Avatar
    Flash Gordon

    Oh, I do despise clowns! Damnation, they are frightsome! ❗ 😈 🙁 :wtf:

  4. DaPopster Avatar
    DaPopster

    Kinda scary Dave, got some things there that I’m not sure about. :wtf: However, one must be aware that what is one persons’ nightmare is another persons’ sweet dreams. Just some food for thought. 😈 👿 :wtf:

  5. pablo Avatar

    Watch closely folks because I can only do this once. Nothing up my sleeve, Abrba Cadabra My IQ has just disapeared.

  6. pablo Avatar

    or maybe

    Watch closely folks because I can only do this once. Nothing up my sleeve, Abrba Cadabra My fashion sense has just disapeared.

  7. Flash Gordon Avatar
    Flash Gordon

    AnnieB’s ineffable cousin Throckmorton, Dabbler in the Arcane Arts. :wtf: :boobs: :wang: :kiss: 😳

  8. StevieC Avatar

    Hey kids, watch me pull a magic wand out of my pants.

  9. Drusky Avatar
    Drusky

    Looks like Starbucks started ‘local talent night’…

    “and for my next trick, watch me make myself disappear before my probation officer gets here…” 😈

  10. tina Avatar
    tina

    can’t sleep the clowns will eat me…..

  11. Meagan Avatar

    Check out that ninnyhammer! I bet he has a micropenis. :wtf: :limp:

  12. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    Goofo The Inefficacious wiggles his ears for the camera. 😈

  13. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    Why does everything look like it was made from bed linen or curtains? is this how magicians do it in the Ozark mountains or something?

    or following Pablo’s lead (our quiz obsessed amigo)…

    Abrba Cadabra ………… poof ………. a mime appears!

    :mrgreen:

  14. AnnieB Avatar

    It stands to reason that a person would post a picture of his worst nightmare on his website only if he were into self-flagellation. Uh, anything else you wanna share with us Dave?

    No Flash, that does not mean what you are thinking… 😛

  15. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    i do believe this ninnyhammer is hiding a frenchified microphallus behind that clown blankie. for god’s sake lower your damned arm before that magic wand gets all maschalophylus and performs axillism in yer hircismus you bescumbered cacopygian fice (silent fart). :wtf:

    p.s. spud said “poof”.

  16. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    Tell tale! 😛

  17. Lung the Younger Avatar

    I often wonder what would have become of Stephen King if he had never learned to read or write.

  18. patrick Avatar
    patrick

    The saddest part of all, he really thinks he’s cool! :puke:

  19. Meagan Avatar

    Why the hell is my comment still waiting moderation? I just said :wang: . Is that so bad?

  20. Flash Gordon Avatar
    Flash Gordon

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    I’m, thinking Hardy’s, babe. :wang: :wang: 😈 :kiss:[Comment ID #299436 will appear here]

    It’s better than
    :limp: 😆

  21. Drusky Avatar
    Drusky

    [Comment ID #299436 will appear here]
    Something about ‘Putting your money where your mouth is’ comes to mind for some reason…

    😈

  22. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    [Comment ID #299426 will appear here] he did?

  23. crazy Avatar
    crazy

    Is that my ex boyfriend Dave? 😕

  24. Timm Avatar
    Timm

    Oh No, it’s my 6th birthday party all over again! Mommy, make him go away, make him go away, Mommy!

    Oh, I’m sorry! It seemed to cause a flashback.