Should we take up a collection?

1. evilmister

   25 July, 2006, 12:19 am

   HEY DAVE! the link for the drunkwalk is the same as the teepee historee.

   and if we’re gonna take up a collection for this dood to kick some ninja buttock, we’d better start soon. if i recall correctly, ninja training starts in utero….maybe we should just get him money to rent chuck norris for an hour or two to do the ninja killing FOR him! 💡

2. Nunu

   25 July, 2006, 12:55 am

   At least he’s come up with something original. However, if his family is dead, the smiley faces are somewhat disturbing… :wtf:

3. Spud

   25 July, 2006, 1:26 am

   He doesn’t look undernourished, so, no, no collections for him!

   The dunny paper link was kinda cool.

   :geek:

4. Drusky

   25 July, 2006, 1:56 am

   Will work for Kung Food? 😈

5. tian

   25 July, 2006, 1:59 am

   that sign is several years old.

6. Meagan

   25 July, 2006, 2:17 am

   Sorry, man, I don’t have any change. However, I will donate a tape of that song “Kung Fu Fighting.”

7. Zeke

   25 July, 2006, 2:31 am

   if you take away “ninjas” and “for kung-fu les”, the sign now reads, “Killed my family- need money for sons.”

8. Anna

   25 July, 2006, 2:53 am

   If I were him I’d draw better pictures of the murdered familymembers … or use crimefoto’s, just to get more pity money.

9. Anna

   25 July, 2006, 2:53 am

   If I were him I’d draw better pictures of the murdered familymembers … or use crimefoto’s, just to get more pity money.

10. Lung the Younger

    25 July, 2006, 3:25 am

    Oh great, now there’s a new way for the creationists to show what they think of evolutionary science. And it involves using the toilet paper for its original purpose.

11. bhamm

    25 July, 2006, 8:30 am

    Another victim of a pointless ninja attack.

12. Cynical Villain

    25 July, 2006, 9:52 am

    War on Ninjas must be addressed. It such a crime such a shame! 👿

13. junkman

    25 July, 2006, 10:26 am

    a shuriken to the temple or a quick flash of poison powder into his parka hood could have done the trick. why did the ninja’s spare him? perhaps he was out bumming money at the time, this not so little grasshopper.

14. Sami

    25 July, 2006, 10:28 am

    hey, dave, i think the links are messed up…the “you can do it” link sent me to the toilet paper timeline. just thought you’d like to know!

15. Ninja

    25 July, 2006, 11:13 am

    DAMN, we missed one……. 😈

16. Corinne

    25 July, 2006, 11:59 am

    This guy doesn’t need money for ninja lessons- he needs money for grammar lessons. Damn that possessive ” ‘s “.

17. Lung the Younger

    25 July, 2006, 12:10 pm

    Ninjas! And here’s me thinking that Barry White died of natural causes.

18. Infernos

    25 July, 2006, 12:51 pm

    Can I contribute a roll of aluminum foil ?

19. silentstorm

    25 July, 2006, 1:47 pm

    Everything is spelled correctly so he gets no money from me. People that want money should be grammatically correct. Dave Chapelle said it best

20. silentstorm

    25 July, 2006, 1:49 pm

    shouldn’t be grammatically correct, sorry

21. evilmister

    25 July, 2006, 1:53 pm

    hate to break it to ya silentstorm, but the correct spelling for Ninjas in this case is, well, ninjas. no apostrophe. but i agree anyhow … it’s still not enough to warrant the hook up on the cheddah, yo, he be needina drop summa that ole skool spellin…

22. cynical villain

    25 July, 2006, 1:57 pm

    you know he going to learn kung fu from Master Leroy. Cause he is the Master. Sho Nuff! 😆 Kiss his Converse

23. nickname4anne

    25 July, 2006, 2:04 pm

    man! thats funnier than mine when i say that my pimp will kill me if i dont syart making the cut:) im tryin that one tomorow :wtf:

24. nickname4anne

    25 July, 2006, 2:08 pm

    oh and zeke,.. very cool 😆

25. Gets Zippy

    25 July, 2006, 2:29 pm

    Personally, I think the sign was written by a little girl (hence the smiley faces and circle-dotted i’s). HER family was killed and this dude’s the ninja. We shouldn’t take up a collection, we should make a search party to find the girl!

26. DaPopster

    25 July, 2006, 3:14 pm

    Hey, it’s worth a buck at the least for the new con phrase. 😮

27. mikeme

    25 July, 2006, 3:38 pm

    He’d be better off robbing a wine store!

28. Drusky

    25 July, 2006, 4:26 pm

    Come on, people! Have some pity. He married into the Stick Figure Family and those smiley faces are actual pictures of his family…

    The composite picture he gave the police of the ninja leader showed a tall, long haired fellow with the nickname ‘Grasshopper’… 😈

29. MrDoug

    25 July, 2006, 4:33 pm

    Damn Ninjas, they must be stoped!

30. Belinda

    25 July, 2006, 5:13 pm

    I’ve seen that same sign being held by a different panhandler somewhere else…being held by some kids in Seattle, I think. But without the smiley-faces, because, yeah, that’s just wrong.

    Is there a Panhandling Sign Textbook somewhere?

31. Flash Gordon

    25 July, 2006, 6:08 pm

    Mexicans got all my spare change. Don’t know if I’d encourage
    panhandling if they hadn’t. 😕 🙄 👿

32. dougieace

    25 July, 2006, 6:27 pm

    hellyeah! i would gladly chip in on his next bottle,rock or whatever.he’s either crazy or really funny in either case a marketing genius.

33. cbatdux

    25 July, 2006, 8:24 pm

    Y’know it’s hard out there for a ninja…

34. Bigwavdave

    25 July, 2006, 8:42 pm

    Can’t we all just get along?

35. evilmister

    25 July, 2006, 11:24 pm

    WHO’S THE MASTER!!!!!!!!! SHO’NUFF!!!!! ahahahahahaahahahahaaahahah. shit. i thought i was the only one who’s seen that movie. in the entire northern hemisphere.

36. vbbjen

    29 July, 2006, 6:46 pm

    Uh, I was gonna write that dont think that IS original, that I thought I’ve seen a bum on the net somwhere with that line before. Then i google it and find out I’ve seen this picture before. LOL

    Oh how short memoried we bloggers get.

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