Caption Time #107

1. mikeB

   20 April, 2006, 12:38 am

   The ever-watchful ass of Sauron! :wtf:

2. Master Solace

   20 April, 2006, 1:23 am

   [Comment ID #44709 will be quoted here]

   I don’t think I can even come close to topping that…good one there…

   Dave…freak watching again…where did you find this…uh…person at…or do I want to know… 😈

3. nancy

   20 April, 2006, 1:41 am

   WTF? 😕

4. Tina Marie

   20 April, 2006, 2:04 am

   From the burns on that guy’s (?) face and the…um…shall we say…tissue surrounding his face, it looks like he was rimming when it came time for “Armageddon!”

   
   (read about 1/2 way down or just search for armageddon.)

5. Tina Marie

   20 April, 2006, 2:18 am

   From the burns on that guy’s (?) face and the…um…shall we say tissue around his head, I believe that it must be “Armageddon!” time.

6. Driver

   20 April, 2006, 2:25 am

   Scientist today unvail’ed thier most recent genetic development , the human ,shark , bat , parakete or Husharbakete . A spokesman for the genetics department had this to say . We thought it would be smaller !

   The foam vibrater toys cracks me up . But I still dont think they can be used in public… can they ?

7. Spud

   20 April, 2006, 2:43 am

   John L Buttkiss – For Hire.

8. Spud

   20 April, 2006, 2:45 am

   Sorry, maybe I got that arse about.

9. Spud

   20 April, 2006, 2:46 am

   Okay, that’s the end.

   :geek:

10. Marcus

    20 April, 2006, 2:58 am

    Oh my God I can’t stop laughing. I think he is supposed to be one of the TwoTowers. But he looks like he could be either asshole man or vagina man. He must visit the Homemade Sex Toys web site. He probably has the foam finger vibrator stuck up his ass right now and shouting “Naughty Aragorn, naughty boy!!!! Do me with your big sword!!!! Oh yeah! oooooohh “

11. Lung the Younger

    20 April, 2006, 3:36 am

    When OB/GYNs snap.

12. Minnie

    20 April, 2006, 3:46 am

    Her birthday is a week from today. 😆

13. Coleman

    20 April, 2006, 6:07 am

    So this is what robin williams is talking about when he mentions flaming assholes… odd i always thought they would be shorter.

14. Amanda B.

    20 April, 2006, 6:20 am

    I agree w/Nancy; WTF!!! :wtf:

    And Happy Birthday Nikki! Today is my Son’s B-Day 2. 🙂

15. mitch

    20 April, 2006, 6:24 am

    Dave, once again you have boasted my self-esteem by showing me that my life is not all that bad. At least I don’t have a hemmorhoid on my head. Thank you.

16. Davezilla

    20 April, 2006, 6:42 am

    [Comment ID #44728 will be quoted here]

    How did my iCalendar screw that up? 😳

17. Minnie

    20 April, 2006, 6:54 am

    Your iCal forgot my birthday too! 😛

    j/k :kiss:

18. Nikki

    20 April, 2006, 7:13 am

    Teehee. Fitting, since I’ll be out of town next week anyway.
    :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: Dave :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

    Happy birthday to Amanda B.’s little one. :java:

19. Alex

    20 April, 2006, 7:22 am

    “I don’t know what that is, man!” to quoteTommy Chong.

20. Mandy

    20 April, 2006, 7:27 am

    OMG. Beast! :wtf:

21. mikeB

    20 April, 2006, 7:30 am

    Sharkboy, saddened by the deplorable box office numbers of Sharkboy and Lavagirl, goes on a 9 day bender with Nicholas Cage. :puke:

22. Bob

    20 April, 2006, 7:34 am

    DAD!!! You get back in the trailer NOW!! afore anybody sees you!

23. Bob

    20 April, 2006, 7:35 am

    And be sure to wipe that foam finger off on the grass afore abrinin it back inside

24. Jennifer

    20 April, 2006, 7:55 am

    happy birthday!!!!! :kiss: :kiss:

25. bhamm

    20 April, 2006, 8:09 am

    Okay, here we go:

    1) Sadly, Cleatus did not get the callback as the next villian in the Untitled Batman Begins Sequel
    2) “And this, Jimmy, is why you should stay in school.”
    3) The NYPD displays their new ultra-discreet uniforms.
    4) No, I’m sorry sir, today is a tribute to Beethoven. Tomorrow is the Pagan Day of Sun Worship.

    One last thought…
    Is that a wristwatch or a communication device to the Mothership?

26. Sean Peters

    20 April, 2006, 9:31 am

    I think we should chip in and buy Nikki a foam finger vibrator for her birthday.
    :wang: :wang: :wang:

    Sean

27. Meagan

    20 April, 2006, 9:34 am

    Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! STOP LOOKING AT ME, YOU FREAK!! :wtf:

28. Spud

    20 April, 2006, 9:45 am

    On second thoughts, I reckon this could be a female…

    :wtf:

29. Other April

    20 April, 2006, 9:46 am

    I can only suggest musical accompaniment.

    
    Black velvet and that little boy smile
    Black velvet with that slow southern style
    A new religion that’ll bring you to your knees
    Black velvet if you please.
    

    And… I do, please.

30. Patrick

    20 April, 2006, 9:54 am

    [Comment ID #44749 will be quoted here]
    That’s a she, not a he and from the number of kids around I think she’s a grade school teacher who had a really baaaaad idea for Open House night and I think she needs to be fire immediately before she convinces her students to do something that ends up on the six o’clock news.

31. Nancy

    20 April, 2006, 10:21 am

    Spud said;
    That’s a she, not a he and from the number of kids around I think she’s a grade school teacher who had a really baaaaad idea for Open House night and I think she needs to be fire immediately before she convinces her students to do something that ends up on the six o’clock news.

    OMG Spud….now I’m really scarred!!!! :wtf:

32. Peaches

    20 April, 2006, 10:46 am

    Bubba stood in marked disappointment at the Star Trek Convention after being told, “You idiot, it’s Klingons from Uranus, not cling-ons on your anus”

33. CroneWynd

    20 April, 2006, 11:05 am

    [Comment ID #44753 will be quoted here]

    I seriously cannot come up with anything better than this.

34. Jilly

    20 April, 2006, 11:13 am

    Dudes – It’s a chick…check out the french manicure on her left hand under her vocal encryption device…I mean watch!

35. Bjorn Freeh

    20 April, 2006, 11:23 am

    Welcome home from the hospital, Harry Whittington!

36. mikeB

    20 April, 2006, 12:11 pm

    [Comment ID #44763 will be quoted here]

    That’s a man, baby! :wtf:

37. |nsan|ty

    20 April, 2006, 12:35 pm

    You can not beat kids in school anymore…. not like when I was a kid, but This is an inventive way to alter there minds for ever…

38. Bjorn Freeh

    20 April, 2006, 12:51 pm

    [Comment ID #44763 will be quoted here]

    [Comment ID #44785 will be quoted here]

    Whatever it is, it’s lonely.

39. Dennis Bookhart

    20 April, 2006, 1:04 pm

    The Seattle Opena Company reveals it’s new cosutme for Brunnhilde in their upcoming production of Wagners, Ring. And this critic giives it a two puke reaction. :puke: :puke:

40. Master Solace

    20 April, 2006, 1:08 pm

    [Comment ID #44745 will be quoted here]

    Yeah, the NYPD needed a costime to blend in at night with the cunts on the corner… 😈

41. Master Solace

    20 April, 2006, 1:11 pm

    The winner of the costume contest…but it wasn’t because of how good the costume was…it was the screw up…this person had a mixed up take on “The Little Shop of Horrors”…instead of a Venus Flytrap, she came as a Penus Flytrap…big enough OOPSY to win…

    😈 😈 😈

42. Master Solace

    20 April, 2006, 1:12 pm

    Or a he…doesn’t really matter now, does it???

43. Infernos

    20 April, 2006, 1:28 pm

    Attack of the Killer Vagina !

44. MrDoug

    20 April, 2006, 1:46 pm

    Despite her freakish apperance none of the kids of Ms. Lu Lu’s third grade class give her a second look on come as who you dream to be day.

45. Nikki

    20 April, 2006, 1:46 pm

    [Comment ID #44787 will be quoted here]

    And inside-out.

46. Master Solace

    20 April, 2006, 2:03 pm

    [Comment ID #44794 will be quoted here]

    is that really “who you dream to be day” or “What you dream to be day”…just a thought

47. Cynical Villain

    20 April, 2006, 2:05 pm

    oh my goodness…what the hell? did someone raid Cher’s closet and decide they are going to become the next America’s top ugliest model? they are well on their way. Darn they need to be shot and set to fashion prison. :puke:

48. scamper95

    20 April, 2006, 3:08 pm

    Now thats just ugly gone bad.

49. Bob

    20 April, 2006, 3:23 pm

    never thought i’d see anything uglier than my sister charlotte ……HMMMMMMMMMMMM nope still havent.

50. dawn

    20 April, 2006, 4:47 pm

    Can anyone say VAG?! :dead:

51. Esther

    20 April, 2006, 5:28 pm

    [Comment ID #44796 will be quoted here]

    I will just sit here and giggle at this. :kiss:

52. Spud

    20 April, 2006, 5:32 pm

    [Comment ID #44753 will be quoted here]

    Winner!

    😈

53. Night Queen

    20 April, 2006, 5:54 pm

    That’s definitely a female. :kiss: Look at her eyes, and look at what would be on her left thumbnail. EEK GAWDS! Its Seaweed-Wrapped Sushi Sally! :wtf: Try saying that fast 3 times!

54. dougieace

    20 April, 2006, 6:21 pm

    [Comment ID #44740 will be quoted here]
    im scared too,will you just hold me,wearing your thong,i miss the thong.

55. lucygoosy2004

    20 April, 2006, 7:21 pm

    WHAT??? Did anyone go check out the link???OMG!!!! I didnt know you could home-make sex toys! Im off to Wal-Mart to buy some balloons, some Nerf footballs for my boyfriend and lots and lots of lube!!!!!!! :wang: :boob: :boob:

56. Ace

    20 April, 2006, 8:11 pm

    That cat’s got the biggest pimple I’ve ever seen!

    After a long night of fighting with herself, Agatha finally decided she wasn’t going to hide who she really was from her family and friends anymore. This is the kind of life style she wants to live. It may be different, but this is who she is.

57. Randy

    20 April, 2006, 10:36 pm

    As Johnny Cash would sing: “And it burns, burns, burns; the sphincter (er uh ring I mean) of fire.”

58. Tina Marie

    20 April, 2006, 11:29 pm

    [Comment ID #44715 will be quoted here]

    Okay guys–I am entirely sorry. I tried to post, and it appeared to not let me, so I persisted and tried again, and then it was double post, and …

    Neither one of them had the link!

    Sorry about that. ❓

59. alaskan_passion

    21 April, 2006, 7:38 pm

    under the microscope this is what a saber toothed crotch cricket looks like :wtf:

60. Drusky

    21 April, 2006, 8:51 pm

    Sadly, Pat the 6th gradeteacher, remembered little Billy’s question during science class “What would happen if you made a M-80 into an ‘expoloding cigar’?” a little too late after lighting up that cigar left on her desk… 😈

61. DaPopster

    22 April, 2006, 7:19 pm

    After a night of way too many Tequila jello shots, little Jimmy wakes up to …. :puke: :puke: :puke: :limp: :limp:

62. Meagan

    22 April, 2006, 11:51 pm

    Oooh, I just love the feeling of foam! :undies:

63. [email protected]

    24 April, 2006, 2:59 pm

    who’s a giant pussy? thats right… you are!

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