Complete this Sentence, #31

1. Fran

   29 March, 2006, 1:28 am

   When blogs are outlawed, only outlaws will have blogs.

2. Marcus

   29 March, 2006, 1:59 am

   When clown noses are outlawed, only outlaws will have clown noses.

3. Vicus Scurra

   29 March, 2006, 2:18 am

   when outlaws are outlawed, only outlaws will have outlaws.

4. wantwit

   29 March, 2006, 3:04 am

   when crimes are outlawed, only outlaws will have crimes. …er…wait.

5. Master Solace

   29 March, 2006, 3:18 am

   [Comment ID #38268 will be quoted here]

   :wtf:

6. Master Solace

   29 March, 2006, 3:23 am

   When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns…
   (that WAS lame…gotta do better)

   When cameras are outlawed, only outlaws will have cameras…
   (damn, shameless Zilla reference, must repeat to self…Dave will never be an outlaw, Dave will never be an outlaw…….one more time)

   Got it…
   When thongs are outlawed, only outlaws will have thongs…

   Couldn’t help it…thought I’d beat anyone else to it…

   Don’t beat me…I swear it will never happen again 😈 :thong:

7. Anna

   29 March, 2006, 3:34 am

   When Inlaws are outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. :puke:

8. Spud

   29 March, 2006, 4:13 am

   When engrish menus are outlawed, only outlaws will have menus.

   :geek:

9. Master Solace

   29 March, 2006, 4:31 am

   [Comment ID #38316 will be quoted here]

   Damn…and I thought I was confused before… :wtf: 😈

10. Ace

    29 March, 2006, 4:53 am

    When pants are outlawed, only outlaws will have pants.

11. Steppenwolf

    29 March, 2006, 5:23 am

    When abortions are outlawed, only outlaws will have abortions.
    🙁

12. Becky

    29 March, 2006, 5:34 am

    When dicks are outlawed only only outlaws will have republicans. :wtf:

13. Becky

    29 March, 2006, 6:28 am

    oops me bad…..when dicks are outlawed, only THE outlaws will have republicans… :dead:

14. Mandy

    29 March, 2006, 6:41 am

    When cole slaw is outlawed, only outlaws will have slaws. 😈

15. Driver

    29 March, 2006, 6:59 am

    When dildo’s are outlawed………..women will still have them they will just have to go back to calling us husbands in public. Oh I feel like such a tool I mean toy….. oh who am I kidding I dont care what she calls me as long as I’m gettin some.

16. Beth

    29 March, 2006, 7:01 am

    When blowjobs are outlawed, only outlaws will have herpes. :limp:

17. Eliztric

    29 March, 2006, 7:35 am

    [Comment ID #38368 will be quoted here]

    Oh, Beth, you are fantastic.

    I’ve got nothing that could top that. Wow. :java: Congratulations!

18. bhamm

    29 March, 2006, 8:01 am

    If the words have to match:

    When pets are outlawed, only outlaws will have pets
    When bad haircuts are outlawed, only outlaws will have bad haircuts
    When computers are outlawed, only outlaws will have computers

    If they don’t have to match:

    When deodorant is outlawed, only outlaws will have B.O.
    When Taco Bell is outlawed, only outlaws will have gas.
    When pornography is banned, only outlaws will have :wang:

19. bhamm

    29 March, 2006, 8:03 am

    Whoops.

    When pornography is outlawed, only outlaws will have :wang:

20. Bob

    29 March, 2006, 8:05 am

    When yuppies are outlawed only outlaws will have starbucks

21. mitch smith

    29 March, 2006, 8:19 am

    When rational, sane thought is outlawed, then all outlaws will be Republican bastards.

22. Bob

    29 March, 2006, 8:28 am

    mitch thats just so sad that you believe anyone with different opinions than you must be fatherless. I myself have 3 children with the same woman( my wife of 23 years) and they like me are republicans. So we are just going to out breed you. Therefore if you want to win any more elections you better get humpin.

23. Becky

    29 March, 2006, 8:35 am

    Bob chill……..geez here we go again….Your kids may grow up and think diffrently….mine did:)

24. Tami Jo

    29 March, 2006, 8:50 am

    When toasters are outlawed, only outlaws will have toasters.

    Unfair advantage, I worked at C-E too. Is that sign still there? And wasn’t it microwave popcorn that caused the evacuations? Oh well. Let’s hear it for passive aggression.

25. dennis

    29 March, 2006, 8:55 am

    When ideas are outlawed, only outlaws will have ideas.
    When patents are outlawed, only outlaws will have patents.

26. Meagan

    29 March, 2006, 9:16 am

    When watches are outlawed, only outlaws will know what time it is.

    When diet Coke is outlawed, the rest of us will drink Pepsi. 😀

27. Jeffro

    29 March, 2006, 9:18 am

    When balls are outlawed only outlaws will have babies

28. Other April

    29 March, 2006, 9:46 am

    When late 80s sitcoms are outlawed, only outlaws will have bootleg copies of that episode of A Diffierent World where Denise’s date dons a pig nose since she’s ordered to wear one as punishment for littering in the dorms per Jaleesa’s dorm room monitor campaign.

29. Bjorn Freeh

    29 March, 2006, 10:05 am

    [Comment ID #38371 will be quoted here]

    You know, something even better than porn is real live girls… and they’ll still be around!

30. Paige

    29 March, 2006, 10:06 am

    When guns are outlawed, only vice-presidents will have guns. :dead:

31. Bjorn Freeh

    29 March, 2006, 10:07 am

    When _______s are outlawed, only outlaws will have _______.

    (Sorry, Dave… I guess I drew a blank.)

32. Bob

    29 March, 2006, 10:12 am

    sorry becky it’ll never happen again. please dont be cross with me. ❓

33. Meka

    29 March, 2006, 10:25 am

    When free thoughts are outlawed, only outlaws will have ideas.

    I plan on being an outlaw!

34. Becky

    29 March, 2006, 10:31 am

    [Comment ID #38393 will be quoted here]

    No prob:)
    :wtf:

35. franklito

    29 March, 2006, 10:38 am

    when war is outlawed only bush will be an outlaw :wtf: :wtf:
    when religion is outlawed only outlaws will go to heaven
    when tv is outlawed only outlaws will be brainwashed
    when sex is outlawed only outlaws will reproduce.

36. Duke

    29 March, 2006, 10:53 am

    When meat is outlawed, only the cows will eet mor chikin.

37. mitch smith

    29 March, 2006, 10:59 am

    [Comment ID #38375 will be quoted here]

    Peace and love Bob. Peace and love. There is hope for you yet. Don’t give up.

38. Nikki

    29 March, 2006, 11:57 am

    When caffeinated beverages are outlawed, only outlaws will have their eyes open.

39. family jules

    29 March, 2006, 12:59 pm

    When the right to privacy, abortions, disssent, free thought, religious choice, affordable health care or free speech is outlawed, only the REAL outlaws will have privacy, abortions, dissent, thought, choice, health care or free speech.

    My father was a senior citizen living on military retirement and Social Sercurity, and he was a life-long Republican. So Bob, watch your kids watching you grow old without anyone keeping their promises to you, and see them change their ideas from yours to their own. Living proof, man, living proof.

    As Mitch says, peace and love, man.

40. family jules

    29 March, 2006, 1:01 pm

    Typo! I meant Security.

41. Bob

    29 March, 2006, 1:45 pm

    jules thank your father for his service to our country and the only retirement im counting on is the one im preparing for myself. and i agree, peace and love to you and mitch and especally becky 😛

42. JFLY

    29 March, 2006, 1:55 pm

    [Comment ID #38316 will be quoted here]

    LOL Anna…can we start a petition?

    When houseslippers are outlawed, only outlaws will shop at WalMart.

    When dumb blondes are outlawed, only outlaws will wonder if “Chicken of the Sea” is tuna or chicken.

    When beer is outlawed, the residents of Wisconsin will sober up and realize that they really ARE cheeseheads.

    When buttcracks are outlawed, only outlaws will become plumbers or pop stars.

    When fastfood is outlawed, only outlaws will have paper crowns, heart disease, and Sponge Bob action figures.

    When rap is outlawed, I’ll be one happy camper…

43. Jerm

    29 March, 2006, 2:10 pm

    When blank spaces are outlawed, only outlaws will have _______ .

44. Becky

    29 March, 2006, 2:37 pm

    Bob= 😆

45. Bob

    29 March, 2006, 2:46 pm

    When wrap is outlawed i’ll know what all my presents are without peeking

46. MrDoug

    29 March, 2006, 3:25 pm

    When Mandys Buns are outlawed, only outlaws will have them as there wallpaper.

    Sorry about that…no not really…. :kiss:

    When :boob:s are outlawed, only outlaws will have . :wang:

47. Tina Marie

    29 March, 2006, 3:26 pm

    When sex is outlawed, only outlaws will have FUN! 😛

48. jules

    29 March, 2006, 3:38 pm

    well i just can’t come up with anything!! 🙁

49. charlie

    29 March, 2006, 3:51 pm

    When thought is outlawed, just about everybody here will be in jail. Not me, tho…I plan to keep my fool mouth shut.

50. GFL

    29 March, 2006, 4:37 pm

    When my butt is outlawed, then I might be safe and sound from homophobia. 🙂

51. Mandy

    29 March, 2006, 5:00 pm

    When bras are outlawed, only men will be happy. :boob: :boob:

52. Steppenwolf

    29 March, 2006, 6:24 pm

    When human rights are outlawed the poor will have to become outlaws to survive. Eat the rich!
    Pass the gray Poupon, please! 👿

53. Jay Fud

    29 March, 2006, 6:25 pm

    When laws are outlawed, only outlaws will have no purpose in life.
    boy! give that one a think through, it made more sense before i wrote it!!!

54. Annie

    29 March, 2006, 7:44 pm

    When Myspaces are outlawed, only outlaws will have Myspaces. They won’t be cool outlaws, though. They’ll be stupid.

55. John K

    29 March, 2006, 8:39 pm

    When schools are outlawed, only outlaws will have brains!

56. John K

    29 March, 2006, 8:43 pm

    When pool halls are outlawed, only outlaws will have a cue.

57. John K

    29 March, 2006, 8:48 pm

    When snails are outlawed, only outlaws will have escargot.

58. John K

    29 March, 2006, 8:50 pm

    When masks are outlawed, only outlaws will need them.

59. Anita Mann-Badley

    29 March, 2006, 10:03 pm

    [Comment ID #38630 will be quoted here]

    Should have stopped at this one.
    😛

60. cbatdux

    29 March, 2006, 11:02 pm

    When spell-check is outlawed, Eye’ll bee inn big trubull

61. Francesca

    29 March, 2006, 11:14 pm

    when the internet is outlawed we’re all screwed ❓

62. Master Solace

    29 March, 2006, 11:34 pm

    [Comment ID #38660 will be quoted here]

    the thought of it just makes me shudder…no internet…

63. Master Solace

    29 March, 2006, 11:37 pm

    [Comment ID #38632 will be quoted here]

    If they were to outlaw masks, I would have to just give up my wrestling career entirely……well as long as they don’t outlaw leather I’ll be okay…

64. Master Solace

    29 March, 2006, 11:43 pm

    [Comment ID #38523 will be quoted here]

    I don’t know about that…would take all the fun out of taking them off the ladies… :boob: :wang: :boob:

65. casey

    29 March, 2006, 11:58 pm

    When our freedoms are outlawed, only outlaws will have freedom.

66. Master Solace

    30 March, 2006, 1:05 am

    [Comment ID #38675 will be quoted here]

    Very well put…

67. Timmmy

    30 March, 2006, 1:38 am

    When our freedoms are outlawed, only republicans will have freedom.

    (OOOOH! Timmmy gets political.)

68. John K

    30 March, 2006, 3:06 am

    Beth said:

    When blowjobs are outlawed, only outlaws will have herpes.

    When blowjobs are outlawed, only outlaws will get ahead

    or

    When blowjobs are outlawed, only outlaws will be left to wallow.

69. John K

    30 March, 2006, 3:10 am

    Anita Mann-Bradley

    Hopefully this is a wee bit better…..yes win some lose some on the attempts..

    😆

70. Alex

    30 March, 2006, 6:49 am

    When Medicare is outlawed and hospitals can’t bilk it–hospitals and doctors will really have to rethink their fee structures.

71. |nSan|ty

    30 March, 2006, 11:55 am

    When freedom WAS outlawed, only the government has freedom. whether your a D or on R… doesnt really matter, you still cant do what ya want, they outlaw the fun stuff, and reserve it for there ‘elite’ selves to do, because they have more $ and power than you ever will. :wtf:

72. Jen

    30 March, 2006, 12:39 pm

    When driving while talking on your cell phone is outlawed, only outlaws will have car accidents, and higher insurance rates. 😛

73. Da Popster

    30 March, 2006, 8:30 pm

    When blowjobs are outlawed, then all the women will get pregnant. 😳

74. Goth Princess

    02 April, 2006, 6:22 pm

    I’m sure you’d love to have pants outlawed, if this happens then I’ll be in jail, sorry

75. Goth Princess

    02 April, 2006, 6:33 pm

    [Comment ID #38429 will be quoted here]

    watch it JFLY, i’m from Wisconsin, i drink, and yes i am a cheesehead 😡

76. brianne

    09 April, 2006, 4:06 pm

    when inlaws’ outlaws are outlawed only outlaws will have inlaws’ outlaws

    when insain people are outlawed there wont be any outlaws.

    when bush is outlawed everyone else will be happy 🙂 :kiss: 🙂

77. Hey Kermit

    11 April, 2006, 3:29 pm

    When Bush is outlawed, only outlaws will have Dick.

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