What should I do today?

1. Esther

   26 February, 2006, 12:21 am

   Take a bag of pistachio nuts to confession, and see how many Hail Marys you get for talking about ketchup handjobs. Be sure to leave as many pistachio shells on the floor as you can.

2. kermit

   26 February, 2006, 1:03 am

   go to the racetrack. you can find subjects to add to your freak collection.
   or
   just lounge around in your pajamas on the couch and play with the cats
   or
   if it’s nice outside, go out and take some pictures

3. kermit

   26 February, 2006, 1:07 am

   or take a one-day trapeze lesson. hanging upside down will stretch out your back quite nicely and with all the sitting i assume you do that stretching will relax you

4. marcus

   26 February, 2006, 3:18 am

   Drink tequila, smoke pot, and watch cartoons all day.

5. Trey

   26 February, 2006, 3:40 am

   Find some random streets you’ve never been down in a neighborhood that is fairly familiar to you and go down them. Do this for as many streets as possible. You might find some very interesting places.

6. JFLY

   26 February, 2006, 4:11 am

   LOL…When I waitressed and we had to combine the half empty ketchup bottles to make full ones, and I always said it was like giving the ketchup a hand-job.

   That’s IT, Dave! Get a hand-job!!! :wang:

7. Spud

   26 February, 2006, 4:28 am

   Do not move
   Stay in bed
   Relax
   Take it easy
   Put off till tommorrow what can be done today
   Go back to sleep
   Do not move

   :dead:

8. MandyLocke

   26 February, 2006, 7:43 am

   You haven’t posted pictures of reader :boob: :boob: and :thong: in months. I say make it a :boob: and handjob day. :wang:

9. mitch

   26 February, 2006, 7:44 am

   Although it will hard to top Marcus’s suggestion…..Send really complicated e-mails to Republican lawmakers, asking some of the most difficult questions of our time, and then sit back and listen to their heads explode as they try to gather a coherent thought in their maggot ridden brains. Always a fun time for all.

10. Marcus

    26 February, 2006, 8:11 am

    Ketchup hand-job :wtf: Got to avoid one of those.

    Mitch, that sounds like a good idea. Got to try that sometime.

11. Alex

    26 February, 2006, 8:39 am

    I don’t care I already had sex today.

12. selkielass

    26 February, 2006, 8:46 am

    Call me.
    I left an email in your LJ- I need a few more measurements to dive into your outfit.
    I have a car today so I can meet you if necessary.

13. Paige

    26 February, 2006, 9:52 am

    Ketchup hand job????? Thats sick! I prefer mustard!!! Oh wait a minute. Im a female. Mustard might sting. how about a grendadine douche????? :wang:

14. Paige

    26 February, 2006, 9:52 am

    Ketchup hand job????? Thats sick! I prefer mustard!!! Oh wait a minute. Im a female. Mustard might sting. how about a grendadine douche????? :wang:

15. justjim

    26 February, 2006, 10:09 am

    :limp: spend a full day… without interuptions… sitting on your hands… Then you’ll see what a full wasted day is really like :wtf:

16. tres

    26 February, 2006, 10:11 am

    Marcus is my leader.

17. tres

    26 February, 2006, 10:11 am

    Marcus is my leader.

18. Ron

    26 February, 2006, 10:14 am

    Go hanggliding naked over an all female college campus. Go to restraunts and switch the signs on the restrooms. Jump into a tub full of Jello with that special someone. See how many doughnuts you can carry naked, while carring 2 cups of coffee. See if she can eat the last doughnut! :wang: :thong: 😈

19. Patrick

    26 February, 2006, 10:22 am

    SONOFABITCH! That video made me cringe! Was it ketchup or catsup, I can never remember.
    Dave, go someplace you’ve never been before. Eat at a restaurant you’ve never been to before, do something you’ve never done before. You never know which day is gonna be the last one. Might as well make it a good one.
    And then try the coffee and doughnuts thing. Krispy Kreme has a doughnut that’s covered with chocolate and vanilla icing. She’ll love you (long time) for it. :java:

20. Jim S

    26 February, 2006, 10:24 am

    I say go buy a Baccarat cigar, and smoke it. Then…go walk the streets of downtown royal oak with your camera. 🙂

21. kate

    26 February, 2006, 10:27 am

    ou need to try out some of the driv thru gags those wer kewl ooooorrrrrrrr you need to go out find a whore and take the day off like a real man you weenie!!!! :wang: :wtf:

22. Ron

    26 February, 2006, 10:43 am

    Patrick, if you throw a cat its cats up, if its tomato sauce and sugar in a bottle, its ketchup. Try not to put the wrong one on your burger. :puke:

23. Ron

    26 February, 2006, 10:49 am

    Dave, on your day off eat a hot dog and pet a pussy. Or pet the dog and eat a hot pussy! :boob: :wang: :boob:

24. Minnie

    26 February, 2006, 11:15 am

    Sleep in. Indulge in chana masala and naan. Get yourself booked at a spa for an hour-long hot stone massage. Cuddle with your cats. Read. Sleep some more.

    In other words, pamper yourself you overworked workaholic you.

    :kiss:

25. Chris

    26 February, 2006, 11:29 am

    Do a comparative study of every Whack-a-Mole game you can find in a three city area.

26. verybigjen

    26 February, 2006, 12:50 pm

    I think Ketchup handjob. :wang:

27. Duker

    26 February, 2006, 1:03 pm

    Check in to a fancy hotel, order a transsexual escort and have yourself a ball, Dave,you’ve earned it! 😀

28. Nikki

    26 February, 2006, 2:04 pm

    Come over and watch Serenity with me.

29. Mike

    26 February, 2006, 2:35 pm

    Play games…like spin the ketchup! 😳

30. Fran

    26 February, 2006, 3:21 pm

    It’s kind of late in the day but you still could go to Vegas and gamble. Or catch a show.

31. Natalie Cruz

    26 February, 2006, 3:47 pm

    Pending on where you live, and if its a nice hot day outside. Just put on your best bathing suit on, prepare a couple of margaritas, and lounge outside soaking up the sun, enjoy a random cool breeze, and don’t forget to put on a bit of protective lotion on your skin. 🙂

32. Davezilla

    26 February, 2006, 5:12 pm

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    Well Natalie. As good as that sounds, I live in Detroit, and it’s a wee bit chilly for that this time of year. 😈

33. starhealer

    26 February, 2006, 5:43 pm

    see how long you can have sex (preferably with a partner) then get drunk
    my favret way to spend a quite day at home 😆

34. Brittani

    26 February, 2006, 8:38 pm

    🙄I don’t think I’ve ever had a day to waste. But if I did, I already wasted it. Surf this incredible net of ours and get into some credit card trouble.
    :wtf:

35. JFLY

    26 February, 2006, 10:40 pm

    So HOW did you spend your day off, Dave?

36. cbatdux

    26 February, 2006, 10:40 pm

    dave – don’t be a wuss. get the one-piece leopard skin on and slather yerself w/ the bain de sole and get on there on the outdoor barco-lounger….no, wait, it’s too late. Watch IDOL instead…

37. Kevin

    27 February, 2006, 12:27 am

    Go into work wearing shorts, a hawaiian shirt, flip-flops and sunglasses. Bring a drink in a pineapple with an umbrella in it. Then, sit at your desk and do nothing. When people come by and ask you something, or try to talk to you, hold up your hand, and say, “I can’t talk, I’m on vacation.”

38. logan

    27 February, 2006, 12:55 pm

    get sucked of the platform 😈

39. Dennis Bookhart

    28 February, 2006, 6:10 am

    Why settle for giving your self a hand job, ketchup or not. Find some guy who well do that and more. Then simply get busy filling his hand, and body orifices with dick and cum. Much more fun!s :troll: :troll: :wang: :wang:

40. Jeffro

    28 February, 2006, 4:42 pm

    hmmm. lets see

    although your day off
    is long past
    I’ll leave my comment
    at long last

    get thy self
    to Taco Bell
    with five bucks
    and eat your fill

    then rent 12 hours
    of filthy movies
    and stay up all night
    watching boobies

    and when your arm
    can take no more
    scrape some cash
    and call a whore

41. wayne

    28 February, 2006, 7:04 pm

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    i am with you marcus

42. wayne

    28 February, 2006, 7:04 pm

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    i am with you marcus

43. wayne

    28 February, 2006, 7:06 pm

    i think it is just plain scary to be a trekky go gayworld go

44. Susanne

    05 March, 2006, 6:12 pm

    play strip poker (or whatever card game u suck at so u can get naked quick), spin the bottle, and make love A L L D A Y

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