Come again?

1. Bjorn Freeh

   25 February, 2006, 12:04 am

   Bjorn Freeh… Man of adventure, always living on the edge.

2. b-dizzy

   25 February, 2006, 12:30 am

   “Honey, why do you always insist on taking the train everywhere?” :wang: 😳

3. laceylegacey

   25 February, 2006, 1:13 am

   I’m surprised there is not a line of men beside that sign.

4. laceylegacey

   25 February, 2006, 1:15 am

   Someone should get their pistol and put that ” German” guy out of his misery.

5. Master Solace

   25 February, 2006, 1:57 am

   [Comment ID #25364 will be quoted here]

   i don’t have to, that’s what i got you for

6. Master Solace

   25 February, 2006, 1:58 am

   [Comment ID #25365 will be quoted here]

   and our misery…although, I think the way he took care of the pimped-out car in the last clip was pretty innovative

7. JFLY

   25 February, 2006, 2:01 am

   I always suspected “Thomas the Tank Engine” was gay!

   And something just occurred to me tonight: Dave is a “Freak Watcher”…and here we all are again…lured in by his humor and put on display like…like…FREAKS!

8. Steppenwolf

   25 February, 2006, 6:47 am

   The FART (Ferrovie Autolinee Regionali Ticinesi – Regional Bus and Rail Company of Canton Ticino) provides the urban and suburban bus network of Locarno, Switzerland. Of course they are gas powered.
   Wonder what genious came up with this name?

9. Marcus

   25 February, 2006, 6:52 am

   Oh, let’s see. hmmm.. Do I stand close to the platform edge or far away. How do I feel today?

   German :troll: guy. Also, he is a little too slim.

10. Spud

    25 February, 2006, 7:00 am

    It looks vaguely photo shopped.

    plus that Andrew guy is kinda out there in left field.

    😕

11. gollywog

    25 February, 2006, 8:31 am

    PITTSBURGH – A woman who claimed she was trying to cheat on a drug test was behind a bizarre incident in which a frightened convenience store clerk thought she had microwaved a severed penis, police said.

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    The clerk at the store outside Pittsburgh actually microwaved a prosthetic device used to cheat on drug tests, police said Friday.

    The incident unfolded late Thursday afternoon when a man and a woman entered the store and the man asked the clerk, “Can you microwave something for me? It’s a life-or-death situation,” according to an account the woman later gave police.

    The man asked for paper towels, wrapped an object in them, and had the clerk microwave the item for 20 seconds, said McKeesport police Chief Joseph Pero.

    When it was finished, the clerk handed the item back to the man and saw what she thought was a severed penis, Pero said.

    After news reports Friday, a woman called police to say she was with the man in the store and gave her account of what happened, Pero said.

    The woman told police she was applying for a job and was required to take a drug test. She said the man had filled the device with his urine, which she planned to submit for the test, Pero said.

    According to the woman, the couple stopped to warm the device in the microwave so the urine would “pass the body temperature test,” Pero said — that is, be warm enough to not arouse the suspicion of those administering the test.

    Pero said police weren’t sure why the woman was storing the urine in a device mimicking male genitalia.

    The woman wasn’t applying for a job at the convenience store, but Pero said he didn’t know anything else about the job.

    The chief said the woman planned to come to the police station for an interview. Police Friday night said they had no new information and said the chief would have to answer any further questions on Monday.

    Pero wouldn’t release the names of the man or woman. Charges, including harassment and disorderly conduct, were possible, he said.

    The clerk at the Giant Eagle Get Go! is “still visibly shaking,” Pero said.

    Giant Eagle, which owns the convenience store, said the microwave will be discarded.

12. mitch

    25 February, 2006, 8:34 am

    The ultimate question becomes…if one does FART in Switzerland and there is no one around to smell it does it still stink. These are the kind of questions we answer here at “Metaphysical Inc.”. Please contact us today at 1-888-No Brainers!!! We’ll even answer that damn question about the woodchuck.

13. photojunkie

    25 February, 2006, 9:14 am

    Are they trying to divert or attract peopl?

14. Fran

    25 February, 2006, 9:27 am

    That VW in da house video was….quite frankly, a little disturbing. I’m glad I didn’t watch it before bedtime. 😕

15. Duker

    25 February, 2006, 11:00 am

    I have to have that sign for my local strip club!! It’s perfect!

    I wonder if Fargo guy will feed the next pimped out ride into a giant wood chipper?

16. Duker

    25 February, 2006, 11:08 am

    A girl standing below that sign would be pulling a bigger train than the locomotive :wtf:

17. laceylegacey

    25 February, 2006, 12:42 pm

    [Comment ID #25369 will be quoted here]

    You are right on that one

18. rust

    25 February, 2006, 12:54 pm

    I must have been standing too close to the platform edge last night…

19. Duker

    25 February, 2006, 1:21 pm

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    Don’t do it, Marcus! Keep passing the open windows!

20. Patrick

    25 February, 2006, 1:54 pm

    They say that like it’s a bad thing!
    I’m still trying to figure out what the disadvantages are. Sounds like a win-win to me!

21. Craig

    25 February, 2006, 3:33 pm

    Is it 1st come, 1st served, or is there some kind of sign up sheet?

22. JFLY

    25 February, 2006, 4:05 pm

    Why does everyone assume that a woman wouldn’t jump at the offer to be sucked off? :thong: 😕

23. JFLY

    25 February, 2006, 4:06 pm

    Sorry, but soemone has to stick up for us females… 😈

24. MandyLocke

    25 February, 2006, 4:11 pm

    [Comment ID #25433 will be quoted here]

    Here here! :thong: :thong: (where’s the pussy icon when you need it?)

25. Steppenwolf

    25 February, 2006, 5:19 pm

    Don’t want the women to feel left out so step up to the platform edge. 😛

26. Thor

    25 February, 2006, 6:02 pm

    Mandy, I think I love you! 🙂

27. Patrick

    25 February, 2006, 6:29 pm

    Ladies, hurry, hurry, hurry! Mustache rides ten cents apiece. And by the way, I”m supplying the dimes!! 😈

28. Duker

    25 February, 2006, 6:36 pm

    [Comment ID #25433 will be quoted here]Your question inspired me with the confidence to go out and offer to suck off the first woman I saw! When I get out of the hospital, you’ll be hearing from my lawyer.

    Don’t feel too bad, if a girl went around making the same offer to guys, she too would end up in the hospital……………….TO GET HER STOMACH PUMPED!!!!

    There is no justice in this cruel,cruel world! 🙁

29. JFLY

    25 February, 2006, 9:58 pm

    :wtf:

30. DaPopster

    26 February, 2006, 7:31 am

    Wow, can get sucked off coming AND going …….. 😛 :wang:

31. DaPopster

    26 February, 2006, 7:31 am

    Wow, can get sucked off coming AND going …….. 😛 :wang:

32. Paige

    26 February, 2006, 10:00 am

    Im confused! If you dont stand next to the edge of the platform, do you just get a hand job????Enquiring minds want to know!!! :wang:

33. logan

    27 February, 2006, 12:52 pm

    sick minded schizer headed freaks 👿
    well i dont have mutch room to talk my girlfriend sucked me off the platform this morning for a wake up call

34. Kim

    27 February, 2006, 7:43 pm

    don’t any of you have lives? i guess i must not either if i’m reading your innane posts…

35. Kinyou

    01 March, 2006, 9:03 am

    Sexually deprived male: Sucked off!? If I get to close to the platform edge. Free head!? SWEET! *steps towards the edge as a train comes by.*

    News the next morning: “This just in – A man who hasn’t been laid for a really long time, just got sucked off at the train station. He is now dead from the intensity of the strong sucking force.”

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