Surefire ways to get your ass kicked in Arkansas

1. MandyLocke

   09 February, 2006, 12:11 am

   1, 2, 3, 4, let’s start a flame war! :troll:

2. JFLY

   09 February, 2006, 12:19 am

   It’s bad enough that guy is doing thousands of dollars worth of vandelism…but his artwork SUCKS. I hope he gets caught. 👿

3. Master Solace

   09 February, 2006, 1:49 am

   this wall tattoo guy has way too much time on his hands, WAY TOO MUCH TIME. He could have done all of these on a concrete wall near a sidewalk in New York City, in a lot less time, and more people would see it.

4. Master Solace

   09 February, 2006, 1:55 am

   continue the list
   11. “I’m from Texas”
   12. “I’m from Oklahoma”
   13. “Who calls their capital Little Rock???”
   14. “Arkansas!?! I thought it was ArkanSLAW!”

   And the only thing that can get someone from Arkansas to kick someone else’s ass for you.
   —-“Hey, didn’t Bill Clinton come fromthis state.”
   Because, you know people from Arkansas can surely understand that it’s okay to bang the intern in the White House, when it’s YOUR HOUSE, for the time being…and if your wife looks like the backside of any of your barnyard favorites… 😛 😈 :troll:

5. Lung the Younger

   09 February, 2006, 3:30 am

   15. You don’t pronounce the ‘s’ at the end. Is that cuz yall are like French or something?
   16. Isn’t Brokeback Mountain in this state?
   17. I’m like totally positive that Spring is your season.
   18. Your car sounds like a hybrid.
   19. Excuse me, could you tell me where the nearest mosque is?
   20. You know, if your wife had her pituitary glands looked at by a professional you might not need such a big SUV.

6. mitch

   09 February, 2006, 6:23 am

   1. Where’s the salad bar?
   2. Where’s the library?

7. Anna

   09 February, 2006, 6:23 am

   @ Lung: I do feel that 16 thru 20 are more “surefire way to get your ass kicked in the US” than “… in Arkansas”.

   peoples what does :troll: mean? (I’ve been away)

8. Spud

   09 February, 2006, 6:41 am

   #Davezilla February 06, 2006 | 10:55 pm

   The troll icon is for people who are being jerks (trolling for arguments)

   That help Anna?

9. Anna

   09 February, 2006, 7:16 am

   Tater to the rescue!!!! Thank you.

10. Craig

    09 February, 2006, 7:21 am

    21. Tell everyone you come in contact with that Dale Earnhardt sucks(or i guess i should say sucked!), and last saturday night, you saw his boy Jr. kissing another dude at the race track.

    (this was posted in good humor, please don’t stalk and kill me :dead:)

11. underdog

    09 February, 2006, 8:06 am

    Who is Bill Clinton?

12. Samantha

    09 February, 2006, 9:30 am

    Craig, that’s something you don’t say where I LIVE EITHER!! They still take people out in the timber and bury them around here, and a few months later someone will mention they haven’t seen Billy Bob lately while another one replies, “Well, he needed killin’ anyway.” 🙄

13. Patrick

    09 February, 2006, 9:38 am

    22. “Will you please put down the banjo and drive with your hands, you illiterate gap-toothed mouth breathing bottom feeder? Or let your husband drive!”

14. Wendy

    09 February, 2006, 10:20 am

    23. And you two lovebirds are related HOW??? 😀

15. justjim

    09 February, 2006, 12:29 pm

    “Cats are so much better than dogs.”
    an’ pussy’s much bettern’n dogs ‘n’ things… ‘n ‘ I ain’t got no muzzlims… what wuz the questyin? :wtf:

16. Nikki

    09 February, 2006, 12:49 pm

    24. I’d wouldn’t kiss a chicken to save it’s life.

17. logan

    09 February, 2006, 12:59 pm

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    :wtf: bill clinton was the guy who neglected his bitch of a wife to screw whats her face ❓ what the heck is the matter with foreigners these days oh and i agree with you justjim cats are better than dogs dogs are pussys cats have a great attitude
    24. you two “cousins” need to quit showing PDA in the elementary school especialy sinse the girl is a student here 😡 8) :dead: :troll:

18. Spud

    09 February, 2006, 3:31 pm

    Craig’s comment would be sure to get a response…

    :dead:

19. charlie

    09 February, 2006, 4:12 pm

    NASCAR? Them cars have doors on ’em! That ain’t real racin’.

20. Bubbles

    09 February, 2006, 4:44 pm

    Would anyone like to join me in a pirate party? Maybe we can just wear our thongs on the outside of our clothes! Anyone?

21. cbatdux

    09 February, 2006, 5:37 pm

    If’n your daughter ain’t good enuff fer you ta sleep with, she shore ain’t good enuff fer me…

    Actually, we read books in our state.

    Let them eat pork rinds.

    So, you wrote your disertation on “Curious George”? How interesting….

22. Man

    09 February, 2006, 5:40 pm

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    Or no clothes! Woooo! :boob: :boob:

23. Samantha

    09 February, 2006, 6:25 pm

    To the person who visited my blog today (and we both know who you are thanks to my counter), thank you for the reminder to give Tamityville credit. If you look back through my blog you can see where I have posted at the bottom, ‘Many thanks to ______,” but that time I was in a rush I guess and I forgot. Feel free to revisit and see my revision. Also, apologies go to Tamityville — all my fault, a complete oversight.

24. Samantha

    09 February, 2006, 6:29 pm

    But you didn’t need to call me a THIEF!!

    Sheesh.

25. arnifnlm

    09 February, 2006, 7:00 pm

    I bought a camoflage jacket and hung it in my closet, now I can’t find it!

26. arnifnlm

    09 February, 2006, 7:10 pm

    Master Solace is right, that Tatto Wall guy had way too much time.
    I’m not gonna waste time looking at all those pictures, ’cause I’d be here ’til there’s no longer any outhouses in Arkansas.

27. nick

    09 February, 2006, 7:11 pm

    anybody here got a play station, sega maby

28. nick

    09 February, 2006, 7:17 pm

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    yabut dogs come whne there told cats don’t

    :puke: :puke:

29. Master Solace

    10 February, 2006, 3:23 am

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    why u ask

30. logan

    10 February, 2006, 12:46 pm

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    yes that may be true but if you yell at a cat it looks at you like your a dumbass if you yell at a dog it drops tail and runs

31. Mickey

    10 February, 2006, 9:15 pm

    #21.”Can I see the vegan menu please?” :puke:

32. Belinda

    11 February, 2006, 8:24 am

    I’ve seen references to Arkansas here before, and talk of flying in and out of Little Rock…seeing as that’s where I am, I’d love to know if you have family here, or it’s just coincidence?

33. laceylegacey

    12 February, 2006, 11:21 am

    Are all of your men prettier than your women? Women should rule the world!! :kiss:

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