Just what I needed!

1. Esther

   17 August, 2004, 1:07 am

   Seriously?? 😕

2. Esther

   17 August, 2004, 1:09 am

   Whoa, not sure what happened w/the icon there, as it was meant to be the blue guy at the end.

   Think it’s time to call it a night. Stacy, where are you?

3. Spud

   17 August, 2004, 1:10 am

   Yeah mate, I need one of those, the bloody kids never rewind their dvd’s. ➡ :wtf:

4. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

   17 August, 2004, 2:03 am

   Aww, nice to know I’m missed! I’m right here, babe. :kiss: (And btw, Esther … you need a blog, damnit!)

   About that DVD rewinder … I’d bet any amount of money that George W. Bush has at least one of those. 😆

5. PaganJewLilBro

   17 August, 2004, 2:48 am

   Off topic: is it just me, or does this guy look like the homestar runner? 😕

   PJLB

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   :boobs::boobs:
   Consuela/Bonifa ’04! Vote tits, not boobs!

6. PaganJewLilBro

   17 August, 2004, 2:49 am

   Hey! the blue guy at the end isnt working! It’s not just you, Eshter.

7. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

   17 August, 2004, 3:26 am

   OMG!, OMG! I have one of those and their keeewl!

   – 🙂 –
   :boobs: :boobs:
   I I

   P.S Dave did you gey MY “Topless” photo? So I can be official?

8. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

   17 August, 2004, 3:41 am

   Rev, you were official around here long before MY time!! What you so worried about, Willis? :wtf:

   I was a mere lurker forever before I finally spoke up!

9. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

   17 August, 2004, 3:55 am

   It’s not that Stacey….I just wanna be topless too. (sob)And with THAT photo I may score some chicks. ❓

   Well maybe?

10. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    17 August, 2004, 4:34 am

    TECHNOLOGY: WHO NEEDS IT?

    Isaac Asimov once said that” Soon we will live in a world where the only thing humans need do is have fun. A Eutopia if you will”. Well, Mr. Asimov I have one word for you, and that’s bollocks!

    Just last night my dishwasher broke down so I told her to go to bed and take some aspirin. Next morning she was fine and required no reprogramming. Name a machine that can do that eh?

    If they can’t even replace a women, how the hell are they gonna replace us Alpha males?

    Would you go on holiday for two weeks and leave your cat in the control of an “automatic” cat feeder?

    Despite her advancing years and total inability to follow basic instructions I would still choose Mrs. Miggins at number 72.
    Slow and dangerous behind the wheel, pensioners STILL can serve a purpose (feeding cats). All it cost’s me each year is box of Brazil nuts and the odd bit of shopping now and again.

    Besides, Mrs. Miggins has no family, so when she dies I’ll get the money back anyhow when she leaves her house to me.

    Okay it means I have to put in some effort around D-day, but what the heck. It’s a nice house.

    Does anyone also remember when we nearly all died at the turn of the millennium due to that massive systems crash? Planes would fall from the sky and nuclear missiles would launch by themselves.

    Y2K?

    Fucked if I know?

    👿

11. Anna

    17 August, 2004, 5:33 am

    This sure is a cheap version … I have the chrome-plated special edition!! 😛

    Oh, by the way:If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winny the Pooh, he’d be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.
    (There’s alot of them on http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Hills/3456/ )

12. Davezilla

    17 August, 2004, 7:51 am

    Fixed the icons. Sorry, I had two that were using : ? : so one of them took over and ruined the party.

13. Anna

    17 August, 2004, 7:58 am

    Okay, here’s another product I think you’d like.
    http://urbanpeel.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=up-1&Product_Code=WZ-154&Category_Code=PM

14. Nikki

    17 August, 2004, 11:36 am

    Nice find, Anna. That’s right up there with the lazyboy recliner/toilet.

15. Nikki

    17 August, 2004, 11:38 am

    p.s. I hope the Aquariass comes with a special button to flush the dead fish.

16. Esther

    17 August, 2004, 1:28 pm

    God help those fish if their owners eat at Taco Bell.:dead:

    Stacy, I’m workin’ on it, chica! Just need to improve on some of my HTML skiznilz.

    Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go kick my own ass for using the word ‘skiznilz’.

17. April

    17 August, 2004, 11:40 pm

    I need one of those just about as much as I need … uh … a dvd rewinder.

18. Moxie

    18 August, 2004, 12:22 am

    PJLB….it does look like Homestar. David needs to make a tiny Strongbad face.

    As for the DVD rewinder, at first glance I thought it was some alien-type Roomba.

19. Frisko

    18 August, 2004, 10:09 pm

    I tell the children “grreaeat Joerrrb Homestar” all thie time.

    ReV, I wanna see your titties too. You’re our redemption here, cause you are the “ReV” ’round here.

    missing you all from house sitting at the lake

    Frisko

20. Frisko

    18 August, 2004, 10:12 pm

    My DVD remote was lost by minors in my home, sadly the minors programmed the parental controls that I (as the Aduld) didn’t think we needed, and now the brats nor I can watch any DVD above rated “g”. grrrr, universal remotes don’t work, “cause we bought a DVD brand knock off….LOL

    sorry ’bout our luck

    Frisko

21. verago

    09 November, 2004, 2:09 pm

    Didn’t you guys hear about the recall on dem thangs?
    They cause cancer of the :wang:…
    I chunked mine the second i found out…:razz:

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