Got silk?

1. Kismet

   13 January, 2006, 12:36 am

   Uhm…why?

2. Duker

   13 January, 2006, 12:54 am

   AHAA! I always figured these little green aliens were actually just chinese wearing sunglasses (because of their small stature and lack of genitalia, of course!), and now the green is finally explained!

3. Anna

   13 January, 2006, 2:45 am

   It seems that they’re green on the inside too. Now they’re trying to breed them to regular pigs so people can extract the correct (and enough) stemcells (which will be green … and therefore easier to see).

   As Kermit already stated: “It’s not easy being green”.

4. JFLY

   13 January, 2006, 3:23 am

   I do not like green eggs and ham…. 😐

5. Minnie

   13 January, 2006, 4:31 am

   I don’t see other pigs turning green with envy, either…

6. Spud

   13 January, 2006, 4:34 am

   The green glow is actually radiation residue leftovers.

   on the plus side, it’s easy to find them in the dark, you know, for that late night bacon sandwich…

   :wtf:

7. Fran

   13 January, 2006, 5:12 am

   The pigs are the prototype for glow-in-the-dark pets so that nobody has to trip over a dog or cat on the way to the bathroom in the middle of the night ever again. 😕

8. Shannon

   13 January, 2006, 6:51 am

   Pigs are used for body part replacement especially heart valves and such. So if they use these pigs for stem cells, are they going to make people glow in the dark too? :dead:

9. Shannon

   13 January, 2006, 6:57 am

   lol Link of the day cummingtonite 😀

10. BHamm

    13 January, 2006, 8:21 am

    Can you imagine the guy that had to promote to his bosses exactly what was created?
    Scientist: “A new breakthrough in genetic reseach!” Glow-in-the-dark PIGS!!”
    Boss: “What do they do?”
    Scientist: “They glow in the dark!”
    Boss: “Why did you make them do that?”
    Scientist: “…”
    Boss: “Yes?”
    Scientist: “…they glow in the dark!”
    Boss: “You’re fired.”

    I have an obscure sense of humor… I apologize. 😀

11. Nikki

    13 January, 2006, 9:07 am

    But, the important question is: how’s the bacon taste?

12. mitch smith

    13 January, 2006, 10:00 am

    Next they will be creating a gene for those pigs that fly out of my butt. Who would’ve thunk.

13. Bjorn Freeh

    13 January, 2006, 11:23 am

    Try not to step on one of the pigs at the beach… your foot will swell up. :wtf:

14. Bobby

    13 January, 2006, 11:32 am

    “Contrary to popular belief, new research (see reference below) shows that arsoles are only moderately aromatic… ” funny stuff…

    But I really liked the Boss/Scientist dialog from…someone named Hamm! 😛

15. Bjorn Freeh

    13 January, 2006, 11:49 am

    Will there be green chickens bred soon? I’m gonna need eggs to go with the green ham.

16. Esther

    13 January, 2006, 12:50 pm

    Mmmmm, radioactive bacon!

17. Merth

    13 January, 2006, 1:41 pm

    IF the pigs are green on the inside and out… does their poop glow?

    Is there pee REALLY yellow?

    :puke:

18. Jen (yep, me too)

    13 January, 2006, 3:35 pm

    Ahhhh that pig is moldy! Hmm, yep that’s all I have to say. :wtf:

19. Steppenwolf

    13 January, 2006, 4:00 pm

    ‘You can’t make a silk purse out of a pigs ear’…..yet.

    I smell a swine conspiracy here. Since they are green once they escape to the pasture their camouflage means no more Bacon Tempura. Unless they can make it out of spider silk. 😛

20. theunderpantsgnome

    13 January, 2006, 4:43 pm

    thats great! I want one.
    yeah….i wonder if the bacon does glow…
    ??

21. Melmel

    13 January, 2006, 5:55 pm

    just two more reasons not to take scientists seriously 🙄

22. JFLY

    13 January, 2006, 7:51 pm

    I’m thinking they’ve invented pork that will microwave itself…

23. Paige

    13 January, 2006, 10:02 pm

    mmmmmm-glow-in-the-dark pork rinds. sounds delish. :puke: loved the link-cummingtonite hahahahahahahahahahahahah

24. cbatdux

    13 January, 2006, 10:56 pm

    More ham for the dad in caption 90 and less for the mom.

    Peter Parker watching the goat research very carefully.

25. cbatdux

    13 January, 2006, 11:01 pm

    Bush-ite: An intelligently-designed, alcohol-based, poly-schleptide that dissolves the truth on contact. 😕

26. Duker

    14 January, 2006, 12:16 am

    Tight bush :wang: :P….Right bush :limp: 👿 :puke:

27. Marcus

    14 January, 2006, 5:18 am

    Ok, I would like a dog that could clean my apartment.

    The molecule names are very funny. Here is my top ten list:

    1 Moronic Acid (what? Have a trip about being a moron)
    2.Cummingtonite (Oh yeah, possible tonite)
    3. Skatole (shitty name)
    4. Crapinon (another shitty name)
    5. Fukugetin (no comment) 😈
    6. Conantokin (knew Arnie inhaled)
    7. Clitoriacetal (see comments 2 and 5)
    8. Penguinone (roger pengiunone this is mission control…) :wtf:
    9. Carnalite (sounds like fun)
    10. Draculite (it really is what the name says)

28. MaryL

    14 January, 2006, 7:01 pm

    REALLY………LOL…LOL….LOL…..ROTF…

    LOL…..LOL…LOL…….A BETTER LIFE THRU CHEMISTRY…..

    i love it

29. TAZ

    15 January, 2006, 10:14 am

    🙄 thats why people today r sick in the head!!!!!!!

30. Dark_n_evil

    16 January, 2006, 11:12 pm

    we learn somthing new every day. :undies:

31. Kathleen Callon

    17 January, 2006, 1:36 pm

    :wtf: Just did a post about this and gave you credit. If you mind, just let me know. (Liked the Angelina list, too.)

32. Cherish

    17 January, 2006, 10:25 pm

    Glow in the dark bacon is the worst invention of man since the pug.

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