Last Minute Gift Ideas

1. Kismet

   23 December, 2005, 12:07 am

   I took the cheap way out this year and bought a box of hallmark cards.

   And by the way, King Kong sucked. 👿

2. tinamarie

   23 December, 2005, 3:20 am

   Yes, but was he good at it, Kismet? :wang:

3. Spud

   23 December, 2005, 3:21 am

   I plan on buying a 6 pack of Jack Daniels & Coke, sitting quietly in the backyard, listening to some music and chilling out.

   😛

4. Anna

   23 December, 2005, 3:58 am

   Bought a moose with pants (I surely did!!) christmas ornament.

5. charlie

   23 December, 2005, 4:18 am

   I’m giving her a new carburetor for my dirt bike.

6. Amanda B.

   23 December, 2005, 6:29 am

   Gift cards for all…beer for me!!

7. Braenwen

   23 December, 2005, 7:31 am

   empty toilet paper rolls

8. Amanda B.

   23 December, 2005, 7:53 am

   Underware from the second-hand shop 🙁

9. Lace Valentine

   23 December, 2005, 8:08 am

   My mom and I exchanged gifts at an Italian restaurant last night (my treat). I gave her a stained-glass jester with butterfly designs.

   She handed me a big box and said the gift was “traditional.” I told her without opening it that I had been wanting some aftershave. She laughed because I had guessed right like a number of times in the past. The garlic bread was good enough for a vampire.

   Saw Clooney in “Syriana” last night. An exquisite film, quite different from the usual fare, great scenes and music. From the previews I thought it would be a fast-paced thriller, but it’s not. There’s sort on an underlying intensity about it, but also a calm serenity. The visuals were sort of over-lighted and they transformed everyday life into surreal moments. I liked the global perspective, something almost entirely new for a film. I highly recommend the movie if you like “art films” or slower films such as “Gattaca.” I give it a big :wang: up.

10. Craig

    23 December, 2005, 8:09 am

    POOP!

11. honey bunny

    23 December, 2005, 8:18 am

    sea lampreys scare the ba-jebus out of me. :limp: :hurl:

12. Fran

    23 December, 2005, 10:02 am

    Anything under $15 for siblings who aren’t going to use what I get them anyway. 🙄

13. milly

    23 December, 2005, 10:08 am

    loving gift from my children

    Pink shampoo placed in strawberry soda glassbottles.

    allways smell before you drink.

14. Mikel

    23 December, 2005, 10:20 am

    A chia pet!!

15. rust

    23 December, 2005, 10:32 am

    I was thinking for my lady friends a free night of ecstacy in the bedroom of their choice. For my current girlfriend, a “special service”. For the mother of my son, a blindfold and a set of handcuffs.

16. Nina

    23 December, 2005, 10:44 am

    If a man was up for a date with the Osyter bar woman they’d be sure to get an extravegant gift…It would only cost them an engagement ring. 😀

17. Christall

    23 December, 2005, 11:35 am

    I was thinking of something along the line of “Ceramic Carrots”–or the Life and Times of Peter Pan–you know something nobody has thought of…WOOOO HOOOO i can’t wait to see the looks on their precious faces!!!
    CHEERS!!! to all

18. Amanda B.

    23 December, 2005, 12:05 pm

    Nina-
    I’m thinking the Oyster Bar woman would cost a man more than an engagement ring…Christmas STD’s for all the men in the bar!!! :limp:

19. tigerlily

    23 December, 2005, 1:26 pm

    Nice soft throws so they can drape then over their big cold heads to thaw out their brains…I mean pretty coverletts to cover their legs when they watch tv…it is Christmas after all and ya gotta be nice…:razz:

20. MrDoug

    23 December, 2005, 3:14 pm

    more retainer money to my lawyer due the fact the old lady filed for divorce for christmas this year

    bitch

21. Amanda B.

    23 December, 2005, 4:13 pm

    Look on the bright side MrDoug…you won’t have to buy the bitch any more Christmas gifts.

22. Belinda

    23 December, 2005, 4:57 pm

    OK, I would love to get a manure-spreader. Keeps your horse-pastures healthier. But I need a tractor first. You know, for your list.

23. star helear

    23 December, 2005, 6:45 pm

    can’t be as bad as what i got the old man got me a pink lava lamp not the nabers think i have a whore house:limp::limp:

24. Marcus

    23 December, 2005, 10:13 pm

    I want a Red Ryder BB gun (opps, sorry, favorite line). As for giving gifts to my friends and family… hmmm, it looks like animated e-cards again:lol:

    I agree with Kismet that King Kong was not worth the money I paid to see it. The first 50 percent put me to sleep a couple of times. The parts on Skull Island and the ones where Kong Boy is ripping apart NYC were great. I got sick of the woman who played Ann Darrow. Every time she looked longingly into the eyes of her pet monkey, I was hoping he would slap her again like on Skull Island. In conclusion, I would love to see the alternative ending. I for one would Kong to say “Stop fucking with my head bitch!!!!” and then flatten her with the giant fly swatter.

25. bo

    24 December, 2005, 10:11 am

    everyone is getting a free gallon of gas gift certificates on me, to use in emergency gas hike price wars only non transferable or redemable for cash.:razz:

26. Paige

    24 December, 2005, 2:59 pm

    I heard a commercial for a liposuction gift certificate from a plastic surgeon.My husband would be getting a divorce for Christmas if he gave me that:dead:

27. Daniel

    25 December, 2005, 1:26 am

    Bad gift idea-how about a free ticket to go see King Kong(unless they need the nap).
    :wtf:

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