Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail

How come when someone says, “I’ll be there in two shakes of a lamb’s tail,” it always takes about 45 minutes? Just how big is a lamb’s tail?


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2 responses to “Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail”

  1. Bobby Peru Avatar
    Bobby Peru

    a lamb’s tail is 60 metres long and weighs 35 stone. that’s why it takes 45 minutes. woolly buggers. :-p

    1. Dave Linabury Avatar

      We need to start serving lamb’s tail in 3rd world nations to solve the hunger problems, Bobby.

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