- He wears a tattered and threadbare tunic with a brand new red scarf.
- Isn’t aware that green hair is so 1979.
- Won’t let us see what Mrs. Giant looks like.
- Responsible for the accidental stepping deaths of 23 American farmers each year.
- His urine stream causes local flooding.
- The Giant’s enormous fingers are the reason for all those dented cans on the shelves.
- Dandruff often mistaken for major hailstorm.
- Claims to have never heard of the Chupacabra
- His scarf is long enough to be one of Christo’s works.
- Little Sprout is always trying to upskirt him.
He also stole Peter Pan’s pointy shoes.
11. Really pissed off at William Shatner for boffing his green-skinned wife when she worked at Paramount.
I was always confused when I was a little girl growing up, I thought the Green Giant and the Incredible Hulk were the same dude.
And it also confuses me today that he’s always calling for his “ho ho hos” … but seems to be hanging around Little Sprout all the time.
Michael Jackson phenomenon?
I’d like to have a peek at his long green zucchini…
😯
Nikki, from the looks of the size of his feet it is probably a peapod.
His tunic is hiding his “Little Sprout”.
A good breeze and we’ll all get a glimpse of his green bean and peas.