Caption Time #303


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20 responses to “Caption Time #303”

  1. Bear Avatar
    Bear

    Now I see where the pink wigs come from…lol

  2. Linda Avatar
    Linda

    Maybe an overdose of pepto….. gone awry Hhhhmmmm :puke:

  3. Don Avatar
    Don

    Paris Hilton and her new dog

  4. StevieC Avatar

    Naw, I can’t. I’m working the RNC meeting tonight.

  5. Patrick Avatar
    Patrick

    Photo taken from Dave’s recent trip back to Arkansas, providing proof positive that Paris Hilton’s reality show “The Simple Life’ did have a lasting impression.

  6. Lung the Younger Avatar
    Lung the Younger

    Three Mile Island cotton candy.

  7. fruf Avatar
    fruf

    that’s so baaaad
    she must come from the wrong side of the tracks
    see what happens when her gay brother breeds with sheep

  8. Timm Avatar
    Timm

    A girl walking her pet. A fairy recent breed of dog, imported from the Ukraine, called a Chernobyl Chow Chow.

  9. Cobe Avatar
    Cobe

    Mary had a little Lamb
    She always kept in tow
    All the chicks would point and say
    “That bitch is such a HO.
    But,the Dudes, they didn’t mind
    If Mary’s Lamb was pink
    For they all knew that Mary blew
    Down behind the rink. :wtf:

  10. ddlee Avatar
    ddlee

    Rancher’s dream team.

  11. Sircut Avatar
    Sircut

    Do the curtains match the drapes?

  12. DaPopster Avatar
    DaPopster

    Damn, somebody forgot to flush the gene pool again ……….. pink shit ???

  13. Urban D. Kaye Avatar
    Urban D. Kaye

    Would make a nice gift for a gay shepherd

  14. nuilogad Avatar
    nuilogad

    what happens when a giant needs a tampon? We now know.N

  15. Sammy Avatar
    Sammy

    Little Bo-peep

  16. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    Love me – love my sheep!

  17. Master Solace Avatar

    Whether it was the woman or her sheep, but somebody lost a bet…

    But I got a strange question… those spectators across the tracks… why isn’t anyone pointing and laughing? I sure as hell would be…

  18. SamIAm Avatar
    SamIAm

    Nancy Pelosi’s daughter takes Barney Frank for a walk.

  19. Startrtl Avatar
    Startrtl

    So, uhm, you all know that’s a goat right? Cause walking a pink sheep would just be trashy and all. But a Goat?! All the stylish women have goats.

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