Reminds me. I need to get my leather jacket cleaned.

1. rust

   15 August, 2005, 12:14 am

   She’s wearing a bikini! Saints preserve us! Her boobs are hanging over her belly button!

   …

   Wait a minute … that’s my third ex-mother-in-law.

2. Simon

   15 August, 2005, 1:45 am

   The kid’s face says it all…

   –Simon

3. tinamarie

   15 August, 2005, 1:46 am

   What ethnicity is that woman? My God, she can’t be caucasian…no caucasian comes in that color. She actually looks like tanned leather.

   And that little boy…is he showing how he looks when he’s puking, because that would be an appropriate response to her skin.

   Damn. That’s wrong. So very wrong. :wtf:

4. Cherish

   15 August, 2005, 2:13 am

   I want to legally change her name to Mela Noma.

5. James

   15 August, 2005, 2:23 am

   :wtf: Some biker chicks don’t just wear leather… they are leather.

6. Spud

   15 August, 2005, 2:57 am

   Farking hell, now that’s a tan!

   :wtf:

7. Deb

   15 August, 2005, 2:57 am

   😳 Great advertising for sunscreen!

8. Kenn

   15 August, 2005, 3:14 am

   Awww, the Coppertone girl is all growed up.

9. JFLY

   15 August, 2005, 3:16 am

   WHY is this woman still working on her tan?

   WHY is she not dead from skin cancer?

   WHY does her family allow her out in public half naked?

   WHY, Dave, WHY?

   Kill me now :dead:

10. Dante

    15 August, 2005, 3:22 am

    Dave, thou art guilty of Bonercide!! :boxers:

11. Spud

    15 August, 2005, 3:42 am

    Ha! Bonercide a new word enters the world…

12. jl

    15 August, 2005, 4:05 am

    hell, she’s probably only 35!
    Look at it this way, think of the money her family will save on either embalming or cremation, she’s already cooked and dried out!

13. jl

    15 August, 2005, 4:07 am

    And lets not forget…………..

    OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek::wtf:

14. Anna

    15 August, 2005, 4:07 am

    You know, I think it has a certain beauty …. that wrinkled skin. It speaks of a life well lived, of a devil-may-care attitude. I’m old, bold and beautiful. And if you don’t like it … you can kiss my wrinkly ass.

15. Mandy

    15 August, 2005, 6:39 am

    Is that the Thanksgiving turkey you mentioned a few weeks ago? :dead:

16. evlmister

    15 August, 2005, 8:06 am

    oh … my … god
    i was eating BREAKFAST.:wtf:

17. Merth

    15 August, 2005, 8:58 am

    I am going to be sick. :dead:

18. Nicholle

    15 August, 2005, 9:52 am

    I just lost my breakfast

    really :dead:

19. MIKE

    15 August, 2005, 10:41 am

    DOES BRUNSWICK SREW & FRIE’S COME WITH THAT

20. MIKE

    15 August, 2005, 10:42 am

    OOP’S THATS STEW

21. Nikki

    15 August, 2005, 12:19 pm

    Suddenly I’m hungry for a baked potato.

22. Pinky

    15 August, 2005, 12:48 pm

    Ladies and gentleman:

    The “poster-woman” for sun-dried…everything!

23. Pinky

    15 August, 2005, 12:52 pm

    You know, maybe she doesn’t know…
    Well, notice how the front of her legs are just tan and shiney? maybe she just never notices the wrinkly parts…maybe she just always sun-bathed on her stomach…maybe she’s started a new fashion trend…maybe…

    Maybe she’s thinking if she can make herself look bad enough, she can get free cosmetic surgery through some reality TV show…

24. simoon

    15 August, 2005, 2:05 pm

    Please, please, please tell me that the photo was Photoshop’d.

    Please.

25. anonymuis

    15 August, 2005, 2:30 pm

    ohhh Holy Maria … Holy Jesus!

    :dead:

    * :limp: *

26. tander

    15 August, 2005, 2:32 pm

    mmmm….grannyjerky!

27. john

    15 August, 2005, 3:13 pm

    guh-ROSS! Everytime I try to think of something witty, grossness overwhelms my humor.

    That boy says it all for me.

28. Nessie

    15 August, 2005, 3:31 pm

    Makes me think of my 9 year old daughter who thought she needed to use shoe polish to clean the brown leather office chair in her room.

29. Frisko5

    15 August, 2005, 5:15 pm

    That lovlie has foil in her hair to deflect the aliens.

    Scottie is dead and can no longer beam us up.

30. Keith Burgin

    15 August, 2005, 6:47 pm

    “Want some candy little boy?”

31. evlmister

    15 August, 2005, 9:29 pm

    it looks like she is wearing PANTS for frig’s sake, until you … look … closer … :dead:

32. Natalie

    15 August, 2005, 9:47 pm

    I <3 my SPF 30 sunscreen.

33. DK

    15 August, 2005, 9:58 pm

    I’m pushover for a woman with a nice tan. Do you think she has nice eyes too? 🙄

34. pappy

    15 August, 2005, 9:59 pm

    1. (If it is an outfit) How many cows did she kill to make it?
    2. (if it is an outfit) How the hell did she squeeze into it?!
    3. (if its an outfit) How much did she pay for it cuz omg its worth nothing..
    4. guess she doesn’t like that new spray on sunscreen :wtf:

    god thats messed up

35. CroneWynd

    15 August, 2005, 11:19 pm

    I WILL NEVER GO INTO THE SUN AGAIN

36. larfus

    16 August, 2005, 7:55 am

    Gosh she looks like a raisin. 😐

37. Starla

    16 August, 2005, 11:07 am

    She is seriously ready for mummification.

    Oh god, I’ll never look at a raisin the same way again. 😕

38. wayne

    16 August, 2005, 11:28 am

    “WHEN I WAS A CHILD WE DIDNT HAVE SHADE!!!”:evil:

39. CynBen

    16 August, 2005, 1:28 pm

    I think this is a young woman who used to be obese but who had stomach stapling surgery. She is so thrilled to be “thin” and able to wear a bikini at the beach that she does not care that she has all this extra skin and she is going to be tan, by God! Think of the ovaries it takes to go out in public like that!

40. Keith Burgin

    16 August, 2005, 4:25 pm

    Yeah, but think about sex with her. It would sound like you’re running in a pair of courderoy pants.

41. evil stepdaddy

    16 August, 2005, 7:52 pm

    She look like an armordildo wit two legs:dead:

42. Mollie

    16 August, 2005, 11:38 pm

    That’s Just Wrong, That’s all I can say!!!:wtf:

43. bill r

    17 August, 2005, 1:39 am

    oh look …it the orginal coppertone girl

44. Anonymous

    17 August, 2005, 4:28 am

    :twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:

45. honey bunny

    17 August, 2005, 12:38 pm

    this is fake, right? i mean, there’s no way someone would do that to themselves.

    is there?

    :wtf:

    …hold me…

46. jindun

    17 August, 2005, 12:41 pm

    I’ve heard of catsuits, but skinsuits?

47. mikeB

    17 August, 2005, 6:31 pm

    This picture is wrong for so many reasons. I wish I knew where to begin. The song, “Crocodile Rock” keeps coming to mind…… :wtf:

48. freddy

    18 August, 2005, 6:03 am

    :mad:she is sick and she will get skin cancer,
    and she will look as 105 years very soon
    she is stupid and destroy her skin and body
    i knowx as i stay in africa for 23 years
    skin doctor and cancer are waiting for you

49. Imptress

    18 August, 2005, 5:59 pm

    It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again!

50. Gott

    18 August, 2005, 10:39 pm

    Wow, she must be every leather-fetishist’s dream :wtf:

51. Carlo 

    18 August, 2005, 10:57 pm

    :mad::mad::mad::???::???::wang::wang::razz::razz::cool::cool::smile::smile::-?:-?:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::sad:

52. echinuts

    19 August, 2005, 11:28 am

    
    
    
    
    
    

    I think the guy that came up with Bonercide hit it right on the money!

53. echinuts

    19 August, 2005, 11:30 am

    i think the guy that said Bonercide called it right

    lol

54. Anonymous

    21 August, 2005, 10:59 pm

    :mrgreen::thong:I’m going to throw up. S

55. lionel

    26 August, 2005, 1:57 am

    What did she kill to make it?!

    Hey, her boobs grew in the wrong place!

56. MRME

    01 September, 2005, 6:52 pm

    The real Copa Cabana girl!!!!

57. Anonymous

    03 September, 2005, 3:45 pm

    :limp:

58. Sellitman

    11 September, 2005, 8:17 pm

    Proof positive of Global warming!!!

59. arnie

    21 October, 2005, 7:29 pm

    Now I know where pork rinds realy come from! 😕

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