Risky things to bring on a first date

1. rust

   30 May, 2005, 12:29 am

   Here’s a real winner: bring along some photographs of your ex-wives/girlfriends/love-slaves for some real heated discussion on the way home!

2. Spud

   30 May, 2005, 2:04 am

   Some others that come to mind…

   6 donkey size propalactics
   1 jar of crab cream (half used)
   1 – black medium sized nylon bag with “tools”
   4 rolls of black duct tape
   a pkt of plastic cable ties
   and of course the large plastic black heavy duty industrial strength garbage bags with trenching shovel.

   🙂

3. kismet

   30 May, 2005, 2:06 am

   I’d bring a couple of those things along just to see how they react.

   You know, to weed out the boring ones.

4. Wes A. Wiens

   30 May, 2005, 2:41 am

   For who’s use would the axe be? You, your date’s, or the circus monkey? :wtf:

5. Kimberly

   30 May, 2005, 3:11 am

   Awww!

   A BeDazzler and a stack of airbrushed t-shirts

   I think this would be FUNNY! 🙂 If a guy brought them!

6. JFLY

   30 May, 2005, 4:12 am

   Definitely not the wedding ring – or the spouse. 😀

7. JFLY

   30 May, 2005, 4:14 am

   Definitely not the wedding ring – or the spouse. 😀

8. JFLY

   30 May, 2005, 4:15 am

   Definitely not the wedding ring – or the spouse. 😀

9. Lung the Younger

   30 May, 2005, 5:31 am

   Well now, hang on a minute Dave. I beg to differ on the risky nature of a few of those items. They could be the perfect accoutrements on a first date if the girl happens to be:

   In her late thirties and panicking. (1)
   A girl who insists on bringing her cat along on the date (2 & 3)
   A feminist (4)
   A girl named Tiffi (6)
   A Goth (7)
   A mermaid (8)
   A girl named Tammy (9)
   A female Dungeons and Dragons player (10)

10. barb

    30 May, 2005, 7:44 am

    i like the penor in my vag

    :wang::wang::wang::wang::wang:

11. Esther

    30 May, 2005, 2:11 pm

    A PacMac suit and a Ms. PacMac suit

    PacMac? Is that a scary hybric fashioned out of Big Mac and PacMan costumes?

12. Esther

    30 May, 2005, 2:13 pm

    Ugh, I meant ‘hybrid’. 😕

13. Davezilla

    30 May, 2005, 3:39 pm

    Yeah, I can spell. 😳

14. rust

    30 May, 2005, 6:56 pm

    No no’s for a first date:
    – bring live bait and a full prescription for penicillin
    – Go to REVENGE of the SITH in full TREK regalia, you as Mr. Spock, she as B’lanna Torres
    – bring a case of 24 rolls of aluminum foil and masking tape, with a couple of copies of “NIGHTEYES” (Garfield Reeves-Stevens) for both of you
    – bring your mother

15. andrew

    30 May, 2005, 7:03 pm

    Common, you can’t go wrong with a monkey no matter what he’s carrying.

16. LonelySimon

    30 May, 2005, 8:45 pm

    11. Me 😕

17. Kami

    31 May, 2005, 12:45 am

    A squirrel, peanuts, and a can of cooking spray.:razz::dead:

18. Davezilla

    31 May, 2005, 6:39 am

    Unless you live in Taylor, Michigan, Kami. Then those are expected, along with the feather roach clip earrings and Molly Hatchett tapes.

19. Kami

    31 May, 2005, 10:25 am

    Their hair looks like roadkill too.:eek:

20. Natasha

    31 May, 2005, 12:27 pm

    How about smart things to bring on a first date:

    1. HIV/AIDS test kit

    2. Accountant or G-Man from the Internal Revenue Service

    3. Undercover FBI cops that can do background checks

    4. The date’s ex (reference checks you know)

    5. Undercover Mob-leader (in case you need to get rid of the body)

    . . . any more Davezilla?

21. Mandy

    02 June, 2005, 4:23 pm

    Sure you wouldn’t like #6, Dave? Sounds fun to me! :thong:

22. Maggie

    02 June, 2005, 6:33 pm

    What’s wrong with a manatee? :kiss: I mean, especially if you also bring the saddle…

23. Anonymous

    18 June, 2005, 10:57 pm

    :!::roll::thong::cool::evil::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::cool::cool::cool::cool::-(:-?

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