Caption Time #45

1. Bowler

   23 March, 2005, 12:10 am

   The birds may have stolen my pants, but I have their HOUSE.

2. wantwit

   23 March, 2005, 12:50 am

   If he didn’t remove the eggs from that birdhouse nest first I swear I’ll call PETA.

3. Lace Valentine

   23 March, 2005, 3:43 am

   The last years of Harry Nilsson…

4. Lung the Younger

   23 March, 2005, 3:45 am

   Well, if y’all think I wuz gonna pay for an inflatable doll tu be delivud all the way out here, y’all can think agin. So, I dun built one for m’self.

5. Vicus Scurra

   23 March, 2005, 4:31 am

   When Penelope told Wilfred that she wanted a make over for the garden, he thought he knew what a gazebo was. He now knew, just from her expression, that he had got it wrong again.

6. Anna

   23 March, 2005, 6:47 am

   Nobody has mentioned the delectable legs … 🙁 … they are worth mentioning (herewith).

7. Somebaudy

   23 March, 2005, 6:48 am

   When the postman showed up in the garden to deliver a package, something was slightly odd in the pattern of his shirt…

8. Spud

   23 March, 2005, 7:25 am

   That could almost pass for a photo of ….. ummm…… nevermind.

   😕

9. George

   23 March, 2005, 7:30 am

   “…and ‘ere’s our Geordie, standing right proud an all on is birthdee…”

   “Go on Geordie …. smile!….”

10. Andy M

    23 March, 2005, 8:32 am

    Rolf was finally forced to prove to his friends that he had actually lost his virginity at the age of 35 by ‘sticking his :wang: in a birds box”

11. Moxie

    23 March, 2005, 8:34 am

    The man is a genius for his new invention.
    Portable Glory Holes.

12. Fran

    23 March, 2005, 8:47 am

    I thought the legs looked pretty good too, Anna.

13. Cheap Date

    23 March, 2005, 9:01 am

    What’s the big deal, he needed a house to place his wood pecker.:grin:

14. Mandy

    23 March, 2005, 9:03 am

    You said “wood” :wang:

15. frisko

    23 March, 2005, 9:22 am

    He was so hard up for a job, that Bubba took a position at the Johnsons farm as a scarecrow. What you are seeing is his combination ID photo, and employee of the month photo. Well done, Bubba!

16. mikeB

    23 March, 2005, 9:58 am

    “Allows me tah intruhdoooce the BubbaCo Backyard Vaccuum. So strong, it strips the leaves offen mah trees. Heck, it done eat mah pants clean offen me!”

17. Davezilla

    23 March, 2005, 10:00 am

    LOL @ mikeB

18. Julie

    23 March, 2005, 10:07 am

    if he read the Cat Translation Dictionary, he’d know that the cats stole his pants and ate the birds! 😀

19. rust

    23 March, 2005, 10:47 am

    BIRDHOUSE + DARK-UNDERWEAR + BUSH-JACKET + UNKEMPT-HAIR – JEANS = Canadian.

    Any questions?

20. mf

    23 March, 2005, 11:25 am

    looks like daniel baldwin…

21. Cheap Date

    23 March, 2005, 12:28 pm

    LOOK, I see TWO BLUE BALLS!!!!!! 😆

22. Kirk

    23 March, 2005, 12:45 pm

    I first saw this picture when 3 people had left comments. I couldn’t think of anything cute to say and look 21 cute comments later and I still can’t think of anything.:sad:

23. Lace Valentine

    23 March, 2005, 1:09 pm

    Moxie–that was extremely funny, and so wrong.

    By the way, I saw on your site you stated you had acid reflux problems. I posted in your comments section about how Blue Green algae can help you with this and you probably won’t need prescribed meds like Prilosec.

    I had severe problems with acid reflux for a number of years until I discovered by luck how the algae fixed everything, to the point I can even indulge in coffee and onions without acidic side effects. Hope this helps…

24. TinaMarie

    23 March, 2005, 1:42 pm

    Moxie, you rock! LOL

    Cletus was very proud of his new invention. Not only could he satisfy his urges,:wang: but the sheep no longer ran when they saw him coming(so to speak…):wtf:

25. Matt

    23 March, 2005, 2:01 pm

    :wtf::oops::-(:neutral::dead:

26. George

    23 March, 2005, 4:57 pm

    Pounds to pennies he’s a Pommie Rust.

    Then again I’ve been known to be wrong.

    😕

27. Eric

    23 March, 2005, 5:47 pm

    “Hey, who turned my caber pole into a birdhouse, and what wiseguy stole my kilt?!”

28. Nikki

    23 March, 2005, 7:30 pm

    I never really thought about matching underwear with socks before. Is that a new trend?

29. Spud

    23 March, 2005, 7:41 pm

    It’s a bloke thing Nikki

    :boxers:

30. enfanta

    23 March, 2005, 8:22 pm

    Don’t most farmers use sheep?

31. Steppenwolf

    23 March, 2005, 9:57 pm

    Bubba heads for the ER after his unfortunate experiment knowing next time he needs to find an unoccupied birdhouse.

32. ScottL

    23 March, 2005, 10:15 pm

    I certainly am happy that I won’t be getting the “bird’s eye view” should he get excited.:wtf:

33. Davezilla

    23 March, 2005, 10:24 pm

    Lends a new meaning to, “The early bird gets the worm.”

34. wantwit

    24 March, 2005, 3:06 am

    we are all going to hell.

35. Nikki

    24 March, 2005, 11:04 am

    I’ll be at the bar.

36. Merth

    24 March, 2005, 11:26 am

    Once again the girls of Davezilla get to look at a half naked man. We male readers are left out in the cold without a decent :boobs::boobs: photo. The world is filled with injustice.

37. Davezilla

    24 March, 2005, 11:33 am

    Well Merth, if the “girls of Davezilla” wish to send in more photos, I will gladly post them.

38. Bruno

    24 March, 2005, 7:58 pm

    “Sweet. A big box of shaving gel!”

39. mikeB

    24 March, 2005, 8:30 pm

    Trying to find a reason not to like this picture, but it’s damn funny.

40. Wildcat

    25 March, 2005, 12:26 am

    Wood in the hand; pecker in the bush?

41. Katie

    21 April, 2005, 3:09 pm

    My God… I think that’s my ex-husband! The restraining order IS working!

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