Someone is cloning naked Santas

Cloned army of Santas
And arming them. Link via Blort


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13 responses to “Someone is cloning naked Santas”

  1. Esther Avatar
    Esther

    :wtf:

    That ain’t no mistletoe…

  2. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    That ain’t no Santa Clause :wtf:

  3. rust Avatar

    Nor is it a SANITY clause. Ferkryinowtlowd. It’s KENNY ROGERS. What kind of a SICK FU*K would photograph (or cause to be photographed) a nekkid red-neck with guns. Akshully, I saw this the other day over at m90, blort, meepzorp or what the f?ck am I saying. Razzlefraggle jig jag blarg wogga. All Your RNS* Are Belong To Us!

    *Red Neck Santa

    Oh, and by the way, MERRY FRIKKIN CHRISTMAS!!
    (For your sh*tiest Christmas Musical selection, try what I listen to: http://voyager.login.cl:8000/listen.pls

  4. frisko Avatar
    frisko

    WTF kind of elite commune is that? Far creepier to think of what their women look like.

  5. TheFaramir Avatar

    Note to self: do NOT view Davezilla the morning after staying up late drinking with the in-laws!

  6. TheFaramir Avatar

    (100-proof Southern Comfort is pretty good, by the way.)

  7. Commando Stacy, Official Davezirra Bad Kitty Avatar

    … oh, Faramir, that’s my poison!

    … and uh, Dave … just a tip:

    Let’s stick to B:boobs::boobs:bies, m’kay?

    (Preferably Esther and Mandy …)

    :kiss:

  8. Commando Stacy, Official Davezirra Bad Kitty Avatar

    Oh, and I almost forgot:

    Happy Christmachanukwanzaasolictivus, everybody!

    … time for more :java:…

  9. Patrick Avatar
    Patrick

    Please tell Santa to put down the guns and get some clothes on!

  10. smizzy Avatar
    smizzy

    Suddenly.. I don’t *want* Santa in my living room!!

  11. Lee Avatar

    “Im dreaming of a white racist Christmas….”

  12. Katie Avatar

    Is that Nick Nolte?

  13. Merth Avatar

    Santa’s gift to Mrs. Claus?

    😳

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