Never get a tat from a four year-old

1. Bigwavdave

   23 January, 2008, 7:50 am

   Waiting in line at Starbucks again?

2. AnnieB

   23 January, 2008, 8:18 am

   Clearly on the Highway to Hell …

3. Meagan

   23 January, 2008, 9:34 am

   And don’t let your uncle with Parkinsons do the laser removal. :wtf:

4. patrick

   23 January, 2008, 9:35 am

   Somebody get that guy some Acne Statin stat! And oh yeah, a brain!

5. junkman

   23 January, 2008, 9:50 am

   is this the broad that has been eluding you? the quality of the tat is indirectly proportional to the quality of the skin? what is that anyway?….a branded slab of jaundiced narwhal carcass? r.i.p. ac/dc long live the new zombie flesh of thy flesh? ripe robber crab fistula aside, puss pallor green rocks this year as the new max factor mellanoma skin tone? can we get harvey keitel to clean this please? 🙁 🙁 🙁 :puke:

6. Marcus

   23 January, 2008, 10:12 am

   It must have been given to him when he and the artist were drunk or the artist had dow syndrome. the tobstone doesn’t even have a 3-D quality to it. This is just SAD 🙁 🙁 🙁

7. Marcus

   23 January, 2008, 10:13 am

   tobstone = tombstone :wtf:

8. junkman

   23 January, 2008, 10:27 am

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   yes and dow=down (which works also now in these economically challenging times)

9. pablo

   23 January, 2008, 11:18 am

   1970’s tramp stamp

   Did you ask to see the Slayer tat on his pecker?

10. StevieC

    23 January, 2008, 11:58 am

    Apparently Walmart is now doing tats.

    Billy Bob: What? You paid $75 for your AC/DC tattoo?!?! I got mine for $4.97 at Walmart! Ya wanna see my General Lee tat? I can even make it jump the ravine.

11. Davezilla

    23 January, 2008, 3:55 pm

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    No, just the Tasmanian Devil holding the Bud can on his ass cheeks.

12. Spud

    23 January, 2008, 4:29 pm

    All I see is pimple, big pimple, lotsa pimple, gotta squeeze pimple… :puke: 🙄 :geek:

13. Flash Gordon

    23 January, 2008, 6:15 pm

    Is this his shoulder or his ass? Or some other repulsive part of his anatomy? :wtf: 😕

14. tian

    23 January, 2008, 6:16 pm

    http://www.hanzismatter.com/

15. Lake Effect

    23 January, 2008, 7:26 pm

    Dave…You gotta get yourself a coffeemaker for home, dude. That Scarbucks is lookin’ more & more dangerous with every post.

16. Nicolette

    23 January, 2008, 8:09 pm

    1. Looks like quality prison tattoo work.

    2.Just to revisit an old favorite… ” If you’re making payments on a tattoo… you might be a redneck!”

17. janeeto

    23 January, 2008, 10:11 pm

    We need to save Dave from his Starbuck’s habit. I’ll kick in the $15.00 in Starbuck’s gift cards I got for Christmas to buy him his own brew station. SAVE YOURSELF, DAVE!!!

18. Davezilla

    23 January, 2008, 11:30 pm

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    I have my own brew stations at home and in my office as well. But the people/freak watching in my house is not so satisfying.

19. janeeto

    24 January, 2008, 12:04 am

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    Then, there is no saving you, Dave. Either very brave, or very…. Yeah, I guess caffeine does grow hair on your chest (and/or lower extremities)! Something satisfying about freak watching. And with the advent of camera phones, there is just sooo much to share!

20. Tammy

    24 January, 2008, 3:45 am

    Maybe I can get something like that on my other shoulder…

21. Astryd

    24 January, 2008, 10:37 am

    :puke:

22. junkman

    24 January, 2008, 11:45 am

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    i’ll see your :puke: and raise you :puke: :puke:. i can’t wash this out of my eyes or brain….argghhh…. :puke: :puke: :puke:

23. AnnieB

    24 January, 2008, 12:07 pm

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    I must say I’m impressed with your knowledge of anatomy. 😛

    Astryd and junkman … I’m with you. :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

24. Flash Gordon

    24 January, 2008, 4:44 pm

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    I’m with all three of you— :puke: :puke:
    :puke:
    I knew that high-school biology class would be useful some day. :kiss:

25. Pablo

    24 January, 2008, 5:24 pm

    What is with all of the funny money today. How come “oh my god” sounds so much like Origami?

    Also I’ll bet you couldn’t buy dick with a Chaney coin, but an economy based on bush sounds pretty interresting.

26. Drusky

    24 January, 2008, 5:28 pm

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    Thank goodness, that tatoo gun didn’t hit that huge zit. The resulting explosion would have looked kinda like that scene from Animal House in the cafeteria. “SPLAT! I’m a zit! Get it?”

    :puke: :dead:

27. Drusky

    24 January, 2008, 5:30 pm

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    I hear that Starbucks is testing $1 coffee and free refills at some of it’s stores in Portland. Just think of all the freaks that will come in from the wild and be seen… Or is that idea kinda like “Well, there goes the neighborhood?”

28. Politically Blonde

    24 January, 2008, 10:16 pm

    Jesus H, you could play connect the dots on that back.

29. Astryd

    25 January, 2008, 12:05 pm

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    A picture is worth 1000 words… :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

30. Astryd

    25 January, 2008, 12:06 pm

    ??? :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :undies: 😳

31. Astryd

    25 January, 2008, 12:07 pm

    There we go!! Double space between your icons.

32. Maven

    26 January, 2008, 7:10 pm

    That guy should submit his picture to Pop That Zit.com. I have this sudden desire to Clearasil my computer screen.

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