Lubed, for her protection?

1. pablo

   03 September, 2007, 5:54 pm

   You choose

   Whammo’s first attempt at the slip ‘n’ slide didn’t go over so well.

   or

   Come on all you pervs. Here at Crazy Zekes fence emporium we guaran-damn-tee 10 glory holes per square foot!

2. Nikki

   03 September, 2007, 6:18 pm

   While that may deter some, that will likely intrigue more degenerates.

3. Spud

   03 September, 2007, 6:38 pm

   This is actually a real thing in southern California where the local councils are tired of people jumping railway tracks.

   Yes, the theory behind this is that anybody attempting to ‘jump’ a fence will simply slide off and be unable to trespass onto the line.

   :geek:

4. junkman

   03 September, 2007, 8:44 pm

   i guess it makes it a little easier to “move” those stolen diamonds?

   p.s. my mom died two years ago. any takers?

5. patrick

   03 September, 2007, 9:46 pm

   Okay, I vaguely remember the joke where the cowboy put his prick through a knothole in a fence but it just doesn’t seem as funny with a cyclone fence.

6. AnnieB

   03 September, 2007, 11:22 pm

   Warning – This fence treated with Davezilla lubricant. :wtf:

7. Brad K.

   03 September, 2007, 11:58 pm

   Grease. The final frontier.

8. Lung the Younger

   04 September, 2007, 3:22 am

   Gloryhole Smorgasbord.

9. Chris S

   04 September, 2007, 5:07 am

   I don’t think I want to know what kind of lubricant they use for something like that. :wtf:

   I’d rather see a teflon coated electic fence. Non-stick trespassers! 😈

10. Lung the Younger

    04 September, 2007, 7:20 am

    And that’s only the beginning. Later those Mexicans have to get by trenches filled with spermicide, high walls covered in spandex, snares made from cockrings and roaming Rottweilers wearing fishnet stockings.

    Well I never knew that Ted Haggard and Larry Craig were Minuteman volunteers.

11. patrick

    04 September, 2007, 7:28 am

    I’m not sure which is more disturbing about the video: the fact that some illiterate thought the side of a car was a toilet stall or that someone captured it on video OR that I watched it all the way through. HELP! That little girl hasn’t got a chance.

12. Randy

    04 September, 2007, 7:48 am

    Hey, whatever happened to razor wire. It at least allowed one to reach the top of the fence before being slashed to ribbons.

13. Bigwavdave

    04 September, 2007, 8:59 am

    So I guess this means we’re ready for a cluster-fuck?

14. Bigwavdave

    04 September, 2007, 9:03 am

    Re: The video – – – EUWWWWWWWWW…does this come under the heading of “Teach your children well…” Was that kid holding a cup ‘o Starbucks? :puke: :puke: :puke:

15. junkman

    04 September, 2007, 12:03 pm

    okay… so no takers on my mom. i also have a dad, 3 cats, 1 dog, various aunts and uncles, grandparents and assorted in-laws. go ahead, make my day. :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead:

16. Astryd

    04 September, 2007, 2:06 pm

    Ooh! I remeber that when I crossed over! It made the transition go down nice and smooth! 😛 😈

    I wouldn’t mind doing it again but it helps to have exprience working with lube. :wang: 😈

17. Drusky

    04 September, 2007, 4:41 pm

    The lubrication helps with spikes on the top of the fence… 😈

18. Loli

    04 September, 2007, 7:16 pm

    I wonder if it’s the KY warming lube 😆

19. Pablo

    05 September, 2007, 6:04 pm

    And look, it’s ribbed for your pleasure!

20. Meagan

    05 September, 2007, 9:37 pm

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    I’ll be your suga-momma, junkman. I’ll even let you climb my fence. 😈

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