Her job?

1. tian

   21 August, 2007, 2:45 pm

   What if you are not married? Just toss it and buy a new one?

2. Minnie

   21 August, 2007, 2:51 pm

   WTF?! 👿

3. Jamie

   21 August, 2007, 2:56 pm

   😆 IF HE DOES IT HE WILL MESS IT UP FOR SURE!!! 😆

4. Jamie

   21 August, 2007, 2:56 pm

   😆 IF HE DOES IT HE WILL MESS IT UP FOR SURE!!! 😆

5. Bjorn Freeh

   21 August, 2007, 2:56 pm

   What a stupid thing to say… she doesn’t get paid for it so how can it be a job?

6. Nicolette

   21 August, 2007, 4:18 pm

   :dead: That’s a good way to get both slapped and divorced in one day! :dead:

7. Duker

   21 August, 2007, 4:36 pm

   I don’t get paid to mow the lawn yet it’s still MY job! On the same note, I don’t pay her to blow…………. However, something tells me I ain’t gonna see that shirt again!!

   As for the vid….WTF! :wtf:

8. Meagan

   21 August, 2007, 4:42 pm

   Try that and you’ll get a hot iron up the side of your head! 👿

9. Bjorn Freeh

   21 August, 2007, 5:05 pm

   [Comment ID #198928 will be quoted here]

   Sounds like mowing is your hobby…

10. Astryd

    21 August, 2007, 6:37 pm

    Well, there you have it, in print. House chores are are officially “her JOB”. 🙄 I can add Housewife to my resume.
    …I prefer Domestic Engineer… 😛

11. Spud

    21 August, 2007, 7:06 pm

    Nobody does it like a woman…

12. StevieC

    21 August, 2007, 7:48 pm

    I’m not married. I’ll never have clean clothes again. ❓

13. Drusky

    21 August, 2007, 8:56 pm

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    How about ‘Domestic Dwelling Technician’?
    😈

14. Maddog

    21 August, 2007, 9:09 pm

    I just want to meet the dumbass who would actually buy something like this and be stupid enough to take it home to the other half. that would be like saying “this end up when filled with liquid,” or puoring piss otta boot with the directions on the heel. 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄

15. Astryd

    21 August, 2007, 9:15 pm

    LATEST POLL: Better than a warm butt on a cold night.

    You come home late one winter night, exhausted from the traffic on the icy roads, the presence of your fingertips would only apparent by sight. At home you are embraced by a toasty warmth and scent that makes you think of camping outdoors under the stars. The fireplace gives your home a passionate glow awakening your desire for that body you know awaits your arrival in the bedroom.
    My silhouette is alluring even under all the layers of thick covers that keep me warm until your arrival. Stripping down to your birthday suit you slide into bed right behind me. Feeling the coldness of your flesh I press my back against your bare chest, wrap my legs around yours like roots of a tree and push my butt against your cock. The intense heat eminating from my body makes you hot…in more than one way. 😉 😛 😈 …

    I’m not too sure I agree with BETTER than a warm butt on a cold night. 😳

16. family jules

    21 August, 2007, 9:39 pm

    It’s obviously a sign generator. Most men’s clothing are bought by the wives for their husbands (for very good reasons) and we usually check the tags for care and content. This would never have made it back to the house to begin with!

17. Mandy

    21 August, 2007, 10:11 pm

    “give it to your wife”
    i love it when my man gives it to me. :wang:

18. Drusky

    21 August, 2007, 10:22 pm

    Damn, Astryd… Now my mouse needs a cold shower! :wang:

    Forget ‘Domestic Dwelling Technician’. You should teach classes in ‘Sweaty WuggleBunnies Engineering’ or ‘Exotic Pole-Dancing Technician’. BTW, do you need a pole? 😛

19. Lake Effect

    21 August, 2007, 11:48 pm

    Ohhh Astryd… :wang:

    Anybody got a kleenex, a cigarette & a defibrillator?

20. junkman

    21 August, 2007, 11:55 pm

    in this age of political correctness i can’t write what i know needs to be said because i’m worried about how it may be received but i must say that it does seem obvious, that if this is 100% cotton, on the hierarchical scale, the colored help should be looking after it. the wife has certain responsibilities that dictate the priority of her duty. her attention should always be directed to the facillitation of her husbands immediate pleasure without the distraction of menial tasks. yours truly, helen “girly” brown.

21. Lung the Younger

    22 August, 2007, 3:35 am

    If I gave that to my wife, she would certainly use the chlorinated bleach and hot iron but not on the shirt. And there probably wouldn’t be any warm tumbling for at least a week.

22. patrick

    22 August, 2007, 8:42 am

    So how long after those shirts made it to the market do you think it took for the moron that thought “give it to your wife, it’s her job” was out on his ass looking for another job with a :wtf: look on his face?
    Astryd, I wish it were permissible to embellish your lustful tale without enduring the wrath of the Republican Thought Police. Regardless, thanks for warming the cockles of my heart. And the heart of my cockles! :wang:

23. Bigwavdave

    22 August, 2007, 9:18 am

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    I’m coming over…NOW!

24. sweet t

    22 August, 2007, 10:03 am

    All I have to say is my Word. 😕

25. Meagan

    22 August, 2007, 2:58 pm

    Astryd, you have such a wonderful way with words that even I’m turned on! 😈

26. Astryd

    23 August, 2007, 12:08 am

    Pole?…I suppose I could use another at the other end of my bedroom… 😉

    Meagan, in that case:
    Feeling the coldness of your flesh I press my back against your bare chest, wrap my legs around yours like roots of a tree and push my butt against your trembling thighs. My warm fingertips sluggishly travel from resting atop my leg to yours, smoothly sliding against your fresh skin leaving a trail of flames that only engulf you more. Hungrily I moan and purr, knowing that any moment now, unable to resist, you’re fire will be mine. 😛

27. Pookazilla

    23 August, 2007, 12:05 pm

    I don’t ever want this thread to end. :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang:

28. Flash Gordon

    23 August, 2007, 3:28 pm

    Great balls o’ fire, Astryd! Sure you’re not
    channeling the spirit of Anais Nin?? :wang: :wang: 😈

29. Astryd

    23 August, 2007, 5:45 pm

    Oh thank you! I’ll take that as a compliment. 😆 😳 😛
    I wish. Like Anais Nin, I did start writing this stuff at about 11yo though but none of it’s been published. I’ll put it all in a journal to be published when I die… 😉

30. Astryd

    23 August, 2007, 6:10 pm

    Patrick-Embellish all you want…please…unaffected by the RTP. …Make My kitty purr… 😈

    But please explain ‘Republican Thought Police’ I know/understand sex, not politics. 😛

31. Mandy

    24 August, 2007, 8:25 pm

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    i don’t have a :wang:. will u still press your :thong: against me? (bats eyes) :kiss:

32. Flash Gordon

    24 August, 2007, 9:07 pm

    Mandy, may I get in the middle of you two? I have a
    :wang: :kiss: :boob: :thong:

33. Astryd

    27 August, 2007, 10:23 am

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    ABSOLUTELY!! We can always buy a :wang: .
    [Comment ID #199090 will be quoted here]
    Definitely, just give us a bit. 😈

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