More bumper stickers we’d like to see

1. Astryd

   14 June, 2007, 6:47 pm

   Today is:
   As always. No worries, we kept ourselves busy! 😛 😈

2. harley

   14 June, 2007, 7:30 pm

   Are we on drugs again Dave? Whats up?? I hope if I ever get into a fight that woman is on MY side!!

3. harley

   14 June, 2007, 7:30 pm

   Are we on drugs again Dave? Whats up?? I hope if I ever get into a fight that woman is on MY side!!

4. harley

   14 June, 2007, 7:31 pm

   oops sorry. maybe I’m on whatever Dave is on.

5. StevieC

   14 June, 2007, 8:28 pm

   Screw like there’s no tomorrow

6. Bigwavdave

   14 June, 2007, 9:04 pm

   Actually seen on the back of a monster pick-up:

   CATS FLATTENED – WHILE YOU WAIT

7. Brian

   14 June, 2007, 9:14 pm

   DAve the actical is just….wow, yeah i dont know what to say to that. 😳 ❓ :dead:

8. Lake Effect

   14 June, 2007, 10:36 pm

   MY DOG CAN LICK ANYONE

   IN AMERICA ANYONE CAN BE PRESIDENT…
   THAT’S ONE OF THE RISKS YOU TAKE

   THANK DOG I’M NOT DYSLEXIC

   SCREW LIKE A PORN STAR

9. Lake Effect

   14 June, 2007, 10:52 pm

   FART PROUDLY

   JUSTICE WILL TRIUMPH IN THE END-
   THAT’S WHY I’M SO WORRIED

   WHY IS THE HUSBAND OR THE WIFE ALWAYS THE LAST TO KNOW?

10. Brad K.

    15 June, 2007, 12:11 am

    You know, that ‘Testicle Attack’ news report seems to contradict what we were told in High School — get her drunk then have your way with her (as John Cleese puts it so succinctly in ‘Pluto Nash’).

    Apparently the lady, sentenced to prison for 2 1/2 years, still can’t remember what she was thinking at the time. It seems only kind, then to leave the lady in control of her faculties, even if it only helps her get counseling after maiming you.

    Probably you shouldn’t argue while under the influence, either. And if she grabs your genitals, hold her close so she can’t pull nothing off.

    —

    Saw a kid in a store today. Black t-shirt. “This is your future. What do you think of it so far?” Scary.

11. skotrik

    15 June, 2007, 1:15 am

    HELP PREVENT RAPE! SAY YES!
    MY CARS NAME IS CHRISTINE
    HORN DOESN’T WORK. WATCH FOR FINGER.
    PASSIN’ GAS n PISSIN’ FIRE
    HELP ME JEBUS!!!
    RED EYES, WHITE KNUCKLES, BLUE BALLS 100% AMERICAN
    ASS, GAS, OR GRASS. NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE!
    DON’T LAUGH. MY OTHER CAR IS A M-1 ABRAHMS.
    I TRIED TO GET OUT OF THE WAY.
    INSTEAD OF READING THIS BUMPER STICKER YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING THAT SEMI BARRELING DOWN ON YOU!
    THIS IS MY KIDS CAR BECAUSE HE CRASHED MINE

12. Lung the Younger

    15 June, 2007, 4:20 am

    PROCRASTINATE like there’s no tomorrow.

    TEXT MESSAGE Lyk U’ve nevr txt mSg’d B4.

    VOTE like it was a multi-party system.

    ENLIST like you’re tired of having limbs.

    EAT REFRIED BEANS like the wind.

    PARTY like the rapture’s round the corner.

13. Spud

    15 June, 2007, 5:24 am

    Repent
    Repeal
    Redo

14. Chris S

    15 June, 2007, 5:48 am

    One of my favorites that I HAVE seen: “BUMPERSTICKER”

    One that someone should make: “You’re not my wife so stop riding my ass!”

    One I nearly made myself to put on people’s car after they cut me off to beat me to the red light ahead or to turn after one friggin block: “Caution: Inconsiderate Moron on Board”

15. StevieC

    15 June, 2007, 6:07 am

    CAUTN: drvr txtng

    if you can read this YOU’RE TOO FUCKING CLOSE

    SHUT UP & DRIVE – it’s a car, not a phone booth

16. zilla-in-law

    15 June, 2007, 6:28 am

    i like the little screw pictures you can use to replace all thoes stupid I “heart” my … my favorite I screw my honor student BTW uncle dave matthew got a perfect attendance award from school but was absent the day it was handed out! yeah we laughed our asses off

17. StevieC

    15 June, 2007, 7:00 am

    [Comment ID #188014 will be quoted here]

    I remember the ones that had different card suits

    I (heart) my dog becomes I (spade) my dog
    I (heart) my kids becomes I (club) my kids

    Y’know, the screw would work on those one too.

18. Bigwavdave

    15 June, 2007, 8:10 am

    FLOSS ‘EM IF YOU’VE GOT ‘EM

19. bigboy

    15 June, 2007, 10:02 am

    FIGHTING FOR PEACE IS LIKE FUC.ING FOR CHASTITY
    ❗ :java:

20. Meagan

    15 June, 2007, 10:13 am

    SCREAM LIKE YOUR TESTICLES WERE JUST PULLED OFF AND NEARLY SWALLOWED!!! :wtf: :limp:

    DRINK like Paris Hilton. Then cry like the spoiled brat you are when you’re sent back to jail.

    Touch my car and come. (On one of those cars that has the orgasm alarm installed)

    My other car is yours. (For the car theif)

    Yeah?! Well BEEP you too!

    SPEED like you have a dead hooker in the trunk.

21. Jay Laverdure

    15 June, 2007, 10:21 am

    “EDUCATION IS WHAT REMAINS WHEN WHAT HAS BEEN LEARNED HAS BEEN FORGOTTEN.”

22. misterarthur

    15 June, 2007, 10:36 am

    walk like you’ve got bologna in your shoes.

23. Bjorn Freeh

    15 June, 2007, 10:46 am

    [Comment ID #187984 will be quoted here]

    POST LIKE LUNG

24. chainstay

    15 June, 2007, 11:35 am

    procrastinate like.. I’ll finish this tomorrow.

25. Astryd

    15 June, 2007, 11:47 am

    Drive It Like Its Stolen

26. thewhiteknight

    15 June, 2007, 11:50 am

    TOUCH ~ like michael jackson touches the younger generation

    RUN ~ away from your ex girlfriend who is drunk

    WORK ~ is for the weak

    LOVE ~ like your the last two of your species….and she still says no

    and finally

    War~ does not determine who is right….

    War ~ determines who has the bigger guns….or the ability to do a screaming nut pull when your preoccupied

27. StevieC

    15 June, 2007, 1:00 pm

    ASTRYD – The Quicker Pecker Upper 😈

28. Bigwavdave

    15 June, 2007, 1:22 pm

    [Comment ID #188088 will be quoted here]

    Spoken like a true racing fan.

29. Astryd

    15 June, 2007, 2:04 pm

    Meagan-touch my car and come
    Ha! I’d like to see the look on people’s faces when they read that!

    SteveC- 😳 …Shit, who am I kidding :twisted

    Bigwavedave-Hell Yeah!

    ~Your child did the Math Club at “___” School
    ~Bad Ass Girls Ride Bad Ass Boys With Bad Ass Toys
    ~Ride My Hog 😈
    ~Where’s Darwin and How in Hell Did He Miss You?
    ~
    ~Beware My Drunk Ex
    or ~I’m In No Way A Violent Person… (with a pic of a blood covered clenched hand)
    or ~May Experience Psychotic Episodes While Under The Influence, YOUR Etremities At Risk
    I had one with a picture of a seatbelt that said
    ~Stick it in, Its the law
    I want a one made that says:(3 versions offered so far)
    ~Instructions: Ride Hard, Put Away Wet 😈 Ride’r hard, Put’r Away Wet
    Ridden Hard, Put Away Wet (haven’t decided but you get the picture 😛 )

30. sledge

    15 June, 2007, 4:16 pm

    A stitch in time saves an episiotomy Objects in rear view mirror appear hornier than in real life

31. AnnieB

    15 June, 2007, 4:20 pm

    Birth Control Advice – Use Rear Entrance. 😈

32. thewhiteknight

    15 June, 2007, 4:21 pm

    wheres the love at yall..geesh…..i feel like a 5$ prostitute that just got kicked to the curb because her boss kicked her to the curb for a 10$ prostitute.

33. Flash Gordon

    15 June, 2007, 5:09 pm

    Unless you’re a hemorrhoid get off my ass! 👿 😈 😕 :wtf:

34. reddog

    15 June, 2007, 5:10 pm

    Too Bad Stupidity Is’nt Painfull

    “If You’re Gonna Ride My Ass, At Least Pull My Hair”
    Seen on the back window of a young lady’s car

35. Flash Gordon

    15 June, 2007, 5:11 pm

    BUCK FUSH! :puke: ❓ 🙁 :wtf:

36. reddog

    15 June, 2007, 5:21 pm

    Sex Is Like Pizza, Even When It’s Bad, It’s Still Pretty Good

37. chainstay

    15 June, 2007, 6:06 pm

    If you are going to ride my ass, at least give me a reach-around!

38. Lake Effect

    15 June, 2007, 7:07 pm

    ASSASSINS DO IT FROM BEHIND

    CORDUROY PILLOWS – THEY’RE MAKING HEADLINES!

    FORGET WORLD PEACE – VISUALIZE USING YOUR TURN SIGNAL

    HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET

    I NEED SOMEONE REALLY BAD…
    ARE YOU REALLY BAD?

    I’M AS CONFUSED AS A BABY IN A TOPLESS BAR

    THE SEX WAS SO GOOD EVEN THE NEIGHBORS HAD A CIGARETTE

39. Penguin Pete

    15 June, 2007, 7:47 pm

    That link was the topper. Incidentally, how strong do you have to be to simply PULL a testicle off a man’s body – like plucking a grape from the stem – right THROUGH his underwear while overcoming his struggles to evade the action?

    And then try to eat it! What finer way to say “I am going to have your sperm in my body tonight one way or the other.”?

40. reddog

    15 June, 2007, 11:19 pm

    [Comment ID #187865 will be quoted here]

    Saw this on the tailgate of a dumptruck in FL.

    I LIKE CATS…
    THEY TASTE LIKE CHICKEN

41. Chanda

    16 June, 2007, 12:41 am

    😛 :java: 😆 💡 😮 :wang: LOVE IT!

42. Mandy

    16 June, 2007, 9:13 am

    Dance like creepy old men are shoving crumpled bills into your :thong:

43. Julie

    16 June, 2007, 2:57 pm

    ❓
    My bumper sticker asks the age-old question:”Do all jobs suck,or just mine?”

44. Drusky

    16 June, 2007, 3:44 pm

    One I thought was funny but wasn’t quite a bumpersticker was a biker wearing a shirt that said “If you can read this, then the stupid bitch fell off…”

45. Flash Gordon

    16 June, 2007, 5:11 pm

    Hey, Mandy, I’m a creepy old man wwith dollar
    bills and maybe a five. :thong: :wang: :wang: :kiss:

46. Flash Gordon

    16 June, 2007, 5:13 pm

    Possibly a few twenties. :thong: :wang: :wang: :kiss: 😆

47. nannie

    16 June, 2007, 9:14 pm

    :twisted:MY LIFE IS TOO TOO SHORT FOR STUPID PEOPLE!!! :wtf:

48. nannie

    16 June, 2007, 9:15 pm

    :twisted:MY LIFE IS TOO TOO SHORT FOR STUPID PEOPLE!!! :wtf:

49. Randy

    17 June, 2007, 10:43 am

    WHAT’S WRONG WITH THE WORLD IS APATHY; BUT WHO CARES

50. ER_Gurl

    25 June, 2007, 8:42 pm

    There is no vaccine for stupidity

51. yankee04

    26 June, 2007, 9:34 pm

    I am a fan of PETA

    People
    Enjoy
    Tasty
    Animals

    OR

    My kid can beat your A honor roll kid up.

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