Total badass. Or not.

1. Mandy

   01 November, 2004, 1:09 am

   Oh yes. Oh baby. How hot. 🙄

2. Esther

   01 November, 2004, 1:11 am

   Wow, how, um, uh…yeah. 😐

   He might have better luck putting an image of that fugosity onto some thongs, and selling them instead.

3. ospirin

   01 November, 2004, 2:15 am

   I am not sure how badadss it is. But I do think it looks like Michael Knight and KITT’s arch-enemy.

4. kismet

   01 November, 2004, 3:12 am

   Redneck.

5. Spud

   01 November, 2004, 3:24 am

   That car is definitely a chick magnet.

   To other news…

   I read recently where Michael Hasselhoff recounted that during the early 80’s he was so badly drunk most of the time, he actually thought his car spoke to him.
   😀

6. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

   01 November, 2004, 3:49 am

   D’oh!

   Kismet got to it first! 😳

   I was gonna say that it looks like the beginning of one of those “You know you’re a redneck if …” jokes by Jeff Foxworthy.

   But … now I guess I should just suck it up and admit that when I first saw the pictures I said, “That’s fucking SWEET!“ 😛

   — Detroit redneck 😀

7. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

   01 November, 2004, 3:59 am

   Okay … I just got back from checking out the link … and while it’s cool that The Darkness was able to sell that many … uh … hate to break it to ya’ll, but bands selling thongs ain’t nothin’ new.

   In fact, Detroit badass bitchin’ babes Broadzilla have been selling thongs that say “Jam out with your clam out” with a clam on the front for years now. I actually wore mine today! :wang: My friend Bubz bought me some for “Kwanzaa” one year. (He’s good friends with the lead singer/guitarist who used to be my neighbour, Rachel… and he keeps forgetting that it’s Hanukkah.)

   Aaaaaaanywaaaaay…

   I checked the merch link at da Broadz’ site, and looks like they’re not in the online store, but you can still get them at shows, I’m pretty sure of it. 😆

   As da Broadz say …

   “Rock out with your :wang: OUT and JAM OUT WITH YOUR CLAM OUT!!”

8. Dan Martin

   01 November, 2004, 6:15 am

   The last words that will be heard in that car, will be, “Hold my beer, and watch this.”

9. Spud

   01 November, 2004, 6:44 am

   How can you be a “Commando” with a thong? or am I just spliting hairs?
   😀

10. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    01 November, 2004, 7:42 am

    For Sale:

    Slightly used battleship grey Camero, with oversized tyres.

    Price includes “go faster” rust on left wing and chassis, also comes complete with a fully upgraded interior.

    Custom features:

    Rotating beer holder
    Shotgun rack
    EXCLUSIVE JOHN DENVER 8 TRACK PLAYER!!!!
    Backseat “love curtains”(unused)
    Free cowboy (interior) hat stand
    Furry Dice
    Chuck Norris novelty gear shift cover.

    Asking price, only $2000 or would consider a trade in against a “Dukes of Hazard” car or one of them, there, those “A-Team” vans like a Mr.T or something.

    Ain’t got no phone, but folks round here know me as Buck.

    😕

11. anon

    01 November, 2004, 7:54 am

    “Rock out with your OUT and JAM OUT WITH YOUR CLAM OUT!!”
    You’re all class, Stacy.

12. Snake

    01 November, 2004, 8:09 am

    Stacy what part of the D are you from? You seem familiar 😈

13. Frisko

    01 November, 2004, 8:17 am

    Compensating. The guys that own and drive such wonders of automotive technology, also would ask their date to wear one of those elastic mini skirts from the 80’s without panties, then expect her to climb into the “car thing”

    Doh

    frisko

14. mikeB

    01 November, 2004, 8:40 am

    Right again, Frisko. The higher the car is jacked up, the less the driver HAS to jack up. 😈

15. Choison

    01 November, 2004, 11:57 am

    Did you read the comments at the bottom of the ebay listing? Someone was having fun with yonder redneck.:razz:

16. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

    01 November, 2004, 12:00 pm

    OT:

    Spud – it’s a long story about how way-back-when in the comments here I mentioned something about how I wasn’t wearing any underwear or something, and that kinda became the joke for a while.

    anon – Hey … I was only repeating the famous words of the famous Detroit chick-metal band Broadzilla. And yeah … pretty damn classy, eh? :wtf:

    Snake – technically, my hometown is Flint (Shit), but I got the nickname “Motor City Bad Kitty” working in the music scene years ago … the town adopted me, and I adopted it in return. I don’t really associate myself with Flint more than I have to. The “part” I live(d) in is actually not the D, it’s the Royal Oak/Ferndale area, I lived right between 8 and 9 mile. If I’m not moving out of state to the east coast in the next year or so (upcoming pending announcement on my site, hopefully), I’ll be back in D-town either in the same area, or somewhere around Wayne State. But … I probably do seem familiar … if you’ve been in the music scene in the past 6 years or so, chances are, you’ve seen me around or at least heard of me. :kiss:

    Okay … NO MORE FROM ME!! I promise!

    Out the do’ and off to the Church of Reason …

17. Quin

    01 November, 2004, 3:19 pm

    Best quote is in the answer to the second-to-last question, where he says he’s put lots of money into building it, “never mind how many hours of man time.” 😮

18. rust

    01 November, 2004, 11:19 pm

    It’s for sale? Wowee, now I can get me something to keep my feet clean down on the hog farm!

19. Frisko

    01 November, 2004, 11:35 pm

    …or how many cheep beers it took to make the car look that good.

    hahahahaha

    Frisko

20. facette

    02 November, 2004, 1:05 am

    AH-HA ! LOL

21. Spud

    02 November, 2004, 1:50 am

    Stacy, yes I remember the commando thing, I was trying to put a pun in about the clam wearing thongettes.

    It flopped…:limp:

22. Moxie

    02 November, 2004, 1:43 pm

    So I suppose you have to buy the hydrolic lift to get inside yourself.

23. Nikki

    03 November, 2004, 2:21 pm

    I so read Moxie’s comment wrong.

24. Mandy

    03 November, 2004, 2:41 pm

    I did too. 😳

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