Why God, why?

1. StevieC

   02 May, 2007, 7:04 am

   It’s amazing how the title of the link of the day goes with the pick.

   Hey Pablo, remember how you said all posts recently were sex-related? Well, that definitely isn’t the case today.

2. sledge

   02 May, 2007, 8:24 am

   Fugly looks like a run up to a gay pride parade or a major election

3. sledge

   02 May, 2007, 8:24 am

   Fugly looks like a run up to a gay pride parade or a major election

4. sledge

   02 May, 2007, 8:24 am

   Fugly looks like a run up to a gay pride parade or a major election

5. Bigwavdave

   02 May, 2007, 8:25 am

   Goodgawdamighty Dave – I look in here 1st thing in the morning with my first cup of coffee…cut me some slack. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go find my Speedos… :puke: :puke: :puke:

6. AnnieB

   02 May, 2007, 8:30 am

   Boy’s night out gone bad … really, really, bad. I guess the guy in green won the award for his “stunning” choice of attire. Jeez, Dave … give us a warning of some sort next time. I think I’m going to be trying to rub that image out of my eyes all day. :wtf:

7. Lung the Younger

   02 May, 2007, 9:10 am

   Three recently ordained ministers for Ted Haggard’s new CHURCH OF THE RAPTUROUS GENUFLECTION AND SECOND DAY UNORTHODOX MISSIONARY APOLOGISTS.

8. beyonduplication

   02 May, 2007, 9:25 am

   is this what we’re wearing instead of white, now? :geek:

9. junkman

   02 May, 2007, 9:40 am

   can’t fool me. i know that’s the puppet lady in the middle. :puke:

10. Bjorn Freeh

    02 May, 2007, 9:54 am

    Why? Because if God didn’t supply what material there is, we’d all be blind.

    To that I say, “Thankya Jeeeezus!”

    BTW, this pic seems to have given Sledge a case of twitchy finger.

11. Sher

    02 May, 2007, 10:22 am

    Ladies and gentlemen: “Strippers for the King” check them out on Ebay. They specialize in sock puppets.

12. pablo

    02 May, 2007, 10:44 am

    Geeeees Dave, I thought I made it clear I was hoping it wouldn’t be dick day today.

    This appears to be a zoo benefit because these guys are doing the full Monkey.

    Oh crap, now I’m going to hear it from the chimp lobbists.

13. Astryd

    02 May, 2007, 10:45 am

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    But appearantly it is Dick Day… :puke:
    Definitely not what I expected!

    Aaargh, My Eyes! My Eyes! I do believe they’ve been melted out of their sockets!

    *…and the first place winner of the Wedgie Wars 2007 is…*

14. metalmom

    02 May, 2007, 11:12 am

    Is tht Borat’s mom? YUCK!

15. peaches

    02 May, 2007, 11:42 am

    I have tried for days to vote for Davezilla on the blog….and I can’t get logged in. I have even changed my username and password twice!! It says to wait for my confirmation number which never comes. Maybe the votes are not coming because people are a little bit “challenged” like I am. Any suggestions? 😕

16. misterarthur

    02 May, 2007, 11:52 am

    Excuse me while I file my nails with this candy cane.

17. Brad K.

    02 May, 2007, 12:25 pm

    Tom, Dick, and Harry (not their real names) as they line up for the spring Ladies Garden Club benefit, the Patrolmen Auction. These fine gentlemen will be auctioned off to raise (?) funds for the local Junior High Unwed Mother Preparation for Birthing classes and Home for Unwed Mothers.

    The services being auctioned off include yard work and home handyman services. The titillating costumes just seem to raise (?) more money.

    Harry worries, though. Last year his wife had bid a bundle on Dick, but the leaves never did get raked…

18. Myra

    02 May, 2007, 12:38 pm

    Auction hell.I haven’t had but 1 date in 3years and I wouldn’t bid 10 cents. I’d pay to get them out of my sight.

19. Davezilla

    02 May, 2007, 12:45 pm

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    I hear an echo.

20. Picklemon

    02 May, 2007, 1:07 pm

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    Check your junkmail/spam folder.
    I had to have them resend it 3 times before I found it.

21. rust

    02 May, 2007, 3:05 pm

    The question is “WHY GOD, WHY?”

    The answer is quite simple: to assure the rest of us of our own sexuality and sexiness.

    We rise up far above these deviated preverts and continue screwing/fucking/multiplying with/having monkey sex with the true babes of the universe. Even if they’re green Orion Slave Babes. :geek:

22. Cap'n Ron

    02 May, 2007, 3:46 pm

    “…and if you insert this end of the candy cane first, you can achieve proper depth for a lasting minty freshness.” Advice for the after party.

23. Flash Gordon

    02 May, 2007, 5:00 pm

    Definitely not the three kings of the Orient. They
    might be three queens from Kukamonga. 🙄 👿 😈 :wtf:

24. Mikeme

    02 May, 2007, 5:15 pm

    Cumming out night at Peckrs R US. :limp: :limp:

25. Astryd

    02 May, 2007, 5:25 pm

    I kept looking for this candy cane…I finally found it…kinda. For a second there my existence was thoroughly being questioned by the unconscious part of my brain because I was not in sync with all y’all. (only and all in One second 😛 )

    **Off the subject, I think…I desperately hope, :wtf: is a Strawberry?
    My boyfriend took me shoe shopping to the mall for my birthday (We’re looking for a gorgeous pair of black lace-up stilleto’s I saw in playboy *I’m so spoiled*) and as three guys passed us by one of them called me a strawberry. I automatically thought, Strawberry Shortcake! those dolls that smell good enough to eat! 😈 I felt good but then I overheard my bf say very nonchalant and quietly to them “Watch it bro, don’t disrespect my lady, you don’t wanna get yourself beat.” (he is intimidating) I was standing a few feet away from him but I still heard it. I asked him what it meant and he just said it’s insulting and unflattering. Like calling me a piece of ass. Can someone elaborate?**

26. Spud

    02 May, 2007, 5:40 pm

    Lower Blackpool Christmas Camp Awards night, First and last place.

    Can you guess which is which?

    :wtf:

27. MRDOUG

    02 May, 2007, 5:45 pm

    Why? Well the Democratic National Commitee needs to meet from time time. And hey Hillary never looked better.

28. The Natural EMP

    02 May, 2007, 6:00 pm

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    Please don’t let them be gay. Please don’t let them be gay. Please don’t let them be gay. *brillos eyes and brain out*

29. Kami

    02 May, 2007, 6:11 pm

    Not until I bleach mine first. :puke: :wtf:

    Borat on crack x10. 😡

30. StevieC

    02 May, 2007, 7:17 pm

    Hi Astryd,

    Strawberry is very insulting. Basically, it’s someone from the streets who’ll trade sex for drugs. It was very gentlemanly of your b/f to speak up on your behalf. I commend him for standing up for his lady.

31. Picklemon

    02 May, 2007, 7:20 pm

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    Astryd… That guy was incredibily stupid or really wanted a beating… or both :wtf:

    A strawberry is street slang for crack whore
    He probably thought he was a gangsta.

    Next time send that guy a kick in the nuts from me!

    Kudos to your bf for standing up for you.
    (Give your bf an apology from me if my big mouth gets him in trouble) 👿
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    I have no comment on the pic today except :wtf: :puke: :dead:

32. Bigwavdave

    02 May, 2007, 7:35 pm

    So Astryd – I think you need to post a shot of you in your new shoes. I’ll be checking.

33. Penguin Pete

    02 May, 2007, 7:59 pm

    Puppet Lady makes my web browser puke! ❓

    Scary puppet? Check.
    Scary clowns? Check.
    Group photo of scary clowns? Check.
    Freaky, vacant church babble? Check.
    Scrolling text? Check.
    Multiple scrolling text in consecutive lines at different speeds for maximum parallax motion sickness? Check.
    Text in Froot Loop colors? Check.

34. Driver

    02 May, 2007, 9:06 pm

    Oh man the guy on the left foregot his watch, and that is the only thing I can acknowledge in this picture without the room beginning to spin :puke:.

35. Drusky

    02 May, 2007, 9:09 pm

    AnnieB managed to snap this picture of some of the ZillaBoys at Astryd’s B-Day party…

    😆 😀 😆 :wtf: :puke: :dead:

36. Drusky

    02 May, 2007, 9:12 pm

    By the way, Dave can’t you use your priestly powers to strike MikeB down for unearthing that image? Now I’m going to have to stare at images of Sandra Barnhart just to keep from gouging out my brain… :dead:

37. pablo

    02 May, 2007, 9:32 pm

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    If this is true I officially request to be taken off the invitation list.

38. AnnieB

    02 May, 2007, 10:11 pm

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    Damn … you just fucked up a lot of wet dreams! lol

39. Meagan

    03 May, 2007, 11:40 am

    Upon seeing this picture, I now know I can do WAAAAY better!

40. Astryd

    03 May, 2007, 12:16 pm

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    I know I was under the influence of euphoria at my party but…! ❗
    Ok…I am a very kind and friendly person, I invited the Zilla Wanna-be Boys to a dummy party in the main hall. 😳 If they were there they weren’t invited into the VIP room with the ZillaGirlz and True ZillaBoyz. 😈
    Who knew it would go this far? :puke: I’m just glad I was too preoccupied to notice… 😈
    AnnieB must have snapped that when she went to grab some more whip cream, film and *ahem* other supplies 😈 .
    AnnieB, I’m truly sorry you had to witness that but very glad you saw the potential of the situation. 😉
    I hope we made it up to you when you came back though… 😈 !
    And to everyone else, thank you for joining me in my celebration, 😆 thank AnnieB for her sacrifice 😀 and don’t complain 🙄 , you are only seeing a photograph of what she had to experience firsthand!
    😛

41. Astryd

    03 May, 2007, 12:35 pm

    Bigwavedave-I’ll work on that pic for you. 😈

    BTW: thanks for explaining ‘Strawberry’, my bf is definitely not in trouble!
    I’m happy to find out he’ll stand up for me but not make a scene or jump at every opportunity for a public brawl. 😆
    He handled it very civilly, considering that now I know what that fucker called me. 👿

42. AnnieB

    03 May, 2007, 3:20 pm

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    Bravo Astryd! Way to put a good spin on that whole icky matter!! lol You’re brillant!

43. Drusky

    03 May, 2007, 8:00 pm

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    But Pablo, she really wanted you to jump out of the cake! 😆
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    Then my job here is done… 😆 😀 😆

44. Kkkkathryn

    04 May, 2007, 8:22 pm

    but, why the flashlight, do you think? and the backround boy scout… :idea:any clue?

45. Zoning Out Again

    07 May, 2007, 2:06 pm

    :limp:
    Eeeew! I got a little puke in my eyes, tell me, is that a something peeking out from the green guy’s outfit? :puke:

46. StevieC

    07 May, 2007, 3:27 pm

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    Great! Now I’ve got to go rinse my eyes out with Drano again. Yeah, I hate it when that happens.

47. |nSan|ty

    08 May, 2007, 1:02 am

    :wtf: I always ondered what the ‘After the Elect-hopefuls Debates” parties were like…. now I know. No wonder our government is so messed up.

48. |nSan|ty

    08 May, 2007, 1:03 am

    Cheney needs to take a few more of his buddies hunting.

49. AnnieB

    08 May, 2007, 8:39 am

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    lol

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