Eat Me

1. BryGuy

   10 April, 2007, 12:06 am

   that black animal hanging in the window is freakier. or the hot dog’s alternating ketchup and mustard eyebrows. or it’s fingernails. But hey, $5 t-shirts.

2. Spud

   10 April, 2007, 12:13 am

   Is it just me, or are you freaked out by this as well?
   Yes, this Amerikan style of advertising is a symbolic mindscape of a deeper underlying problem within which the mindset has been altered to combine the desire and actualization of an act that can be grossly misconstrued for either the betterment or demise of the indigenous race.

   :geek:

3. Duker

   10 April, 2007, 12:49 am

   Holy smokes Spudman, try DeCaf!! Big wieners scare me but I’ll try the $5 hooker!! Do I need a condiment??!? 😕

4. cbatdux

   10 April, 2007, 1:17 am

   The big weiner – a sure babe magnet.

5. pablo

   10 April, 2007, 2:42 am

   With that huge weiner standing there, it’s a good thing there wasn’t a taco stand next door.

   I can’t wait for the picture of the whistle shop and the caption “Blow Me”

6. Omega

   10 April, 2007, 4:28 am

   Nice, he’s getting some chick to give him oral on that weiner with maybe fifteen seconds of talking. :wang:

7. sledge

   10 April, 2007, 7:01 am

   Thats it baby , lick my bun

8. StevieC

   10 April, 2007, 7:28 am

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   What he said. And yeah, 6 fingered oversized representations of food do freak me out. So do McClowns and the Michelin Tire Ghost.

9. Bjorn Freeh

   10 April, 2007, 8:22 am

   Hmmm… “food that can’t wait to end itself”.

   Seems the perfect metaphor for the North American IT industry. Except that young women aren’t hanging all over us while we work.

   Maybe I need ketchup hair…

10. Bjorn Freeh

    10 April, 2007, 8:24 am

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    C’mon… the guy works in the meat cutting business. How many fingers do you think he should have?

11. Sher

    10 April, 2007, 8:25 am

    That has always freaked me out, too. Growing up I could never understand why our favorite BBQ joints had pictures of happy pigs dressed in overalls, smiling and waving. Very Jeffrey Dahmer if you ask me.

12. Anna

    10 April, 2007, 8:27 am

    There was a documentary on tv, last night, on how to give blowjobs …. not kidding!!!! (see, we have educational programming, holland ain’t so bad.)
    Now I know she’s not doing it right. :limp:

13. StevieC

    10 April, 2007, 9:33 am

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    Just another one of the meat byproducts found in your typical hot dog.

    By the way, I’ve heard of buns o’ steel, but buns o’ plaster??? :wtf:

14. Penguin Pete

    10 April, 2007, 9:39 am

    Not me. I like my food anthromorphized, fatalistic, and cartoon cute. Particularly singing and dancing with joy, before I kill it, nuke it in the microwave, split it in half, and chew it to tiny pieces. It’s what being a predatory carnivore is all about!

    My only regret is that Smurfs are not edible. They should taste just like blueberry muffins.

15. beyonduplication

    10 April, 2007, 9:41 am

    i’ll have to second that comment on the fingernails. definately the creepiest thing about this… 😐

16. Penguin Pete

    10 April, 2007, 9:43 am

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    In the words of Samuel L Jackson: “That’s it, I’m goin’, that’s all there is to it.”

17. Meagan

    10 April, 2007, 9:45 am

    I’m suddenly craving a hot dog… :wtf: :wang: 😈

18. junkman

    10 April, 2007, 10:17 am

    EAT ME! absolutely! but only if you lose your geeky bun-lick friend and get away from that h.r. pufnstuf boner.

19. Bigwavdave

    10 April, 2007, 10:35 am

    Once again, I agree with junkman…I’ll take the hottie in the hoodie…

20. Atryd

    10 April, 2007, 11:14 am

    Suddenly my appetite for the weiner has diminished drastically leaving a more prominant appetite for the ladies…
    “Come on sweetie, cum to mami. I’ll eat you good, then have seconds…” 😈

    I am terribly disturbed by this. I need a manly man to bring me back!

    Sure it’s big…but the redness and yellow discoloration can’t be healthy! Can you say STD?

21. StevieC

    10 April, 2007, 11:17 am

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    C’mon Atryd, let’s do another road trip!

22. Atryd

    10 April, 2007, 11:36 am

    Ha! My Hero!! I’ve got chills…and a chesire cat grin!! Same route? Can I invite my friends, if they wanna cum too?

    Mmm…Ooh baby, I’m so excited!

23. StevieC

    10 April, 2007, 11:58 am

    Same route, but once we’ve reached our destination, we’ll turn around and come back. 😈

24. Lung the Younger

    10 April, 2007, 12:35 pm

    “I must admit to always being disturbed by pictures like this: food that can’t wait to end itself, smothering condiments on generously to assist in its own demise.”

    Absolutely Dave. Nonetheless, if it really does work, the cuddly anthropomorphic mascots with a deathwish could easily be taken out of the food industry and applied to other fields. For example:

    As a mascot for the Pro-Death Penalty lobby:
    1. DEATH ROW DUTCH: A Disney styled wolf who winks at the audience when you push a button and a recorded voice with a Texas accent says:
    ‘Hi there kids! I’m Death Row Dutch and I’m about to be injected with a cocktail of lethal chemicals which will stop my heart within minutes. And do you know why? Yes that’s right. Because I was a baaad doggie and strangled six nurses. Now God wants me to die for my wrongdoings. Pray for me Kids! So long now!’

    Other ideas for iconic mascots:

    2. Freddy the Friendly Fetus. (Pro-Life Campaign)
    3. Danny the NRA Deer: (Hey kids, wanna come hunt me!)
    4. Vincent the Veal Calf: (Aw shoot, I didn’t wanna grow up anyways)
    5. Tim the US Recruiting Taliban: (I’d just wuve to meet you)

25. Atryd

    10 April, 2007, 1:44 pm

    Ay papi…you’re the boss, you’re the best!
    It’s a round trip with unloading at mutliple Climaxes!!

    I’ll pack very light…not even the clothes on my back. 😈

26. churilla

    10 April, 2007, 2:01 pm

    Umm… OMG, is this person who took this picture from LA?? I know that thing. It stands in front of a place called Hogan’s Heroes right down the street from where I live. If it is not the same, is it possible that there could be more than one of these weird-ass statues?

27. Davezilla

    10 April, 2007, 2:59 pm

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    I don’t honestly know, Dave. I’m pretty sure she lives in New York.

28. Mikeme

    10 April, 2007, 4:06 pm

    Ladies really do like the ol’ weiner in the bun 😈 :wtf:

29. CaffeineAddictsAnon.

    10 April, 2007, 4:36 pm

    A six-foot tallNitrate rich carb. Who can resist? :dead:

30. Atryd

    10 April, 2007, 6:02 pm

    Is that a ketchup stain on his upper lip? or is it a cold sore?…

31. Lake Effect

    10 April, 2007, 9:05 pm

    OK…Now the ladies sing…come on – I can’t hear you…

    “I know a weenie man.
    He owns a weenie stand.
    He sells most anything from hot dogs on down.
    Someday I’ll change his life.
    I’ll be his weenie wife.
    Hot dog, I love that weenie man.”

32. Rufus G. Garvin

    10 April, 2007, 9:48 pm

    Two crazed ‘zilla babes on the town. :wang: 🙄 :wang:

33. Drusky

    10 April, 2007, 9:58 pm

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    You are, of course, assuming that the one doing the licking is female. I don’t see any definite proof there…

    [Comment ID #173069 will be quoted here]
    speaking purely from a man’s point of view, given some methods are better than others, is there really a truly wrong way, here? 😛

    Lung the Younger, you forgot a few:
    Daisy the D.U.I. Dummy (Just aim for something soft…)
    Manny the Meth Master(Who needs teeth, anywhay?)
    Sergio the Sexual Harrassment Seal (Your word against hers)
    and Roy the Racist Rabbit (It’s o.k., kids, to be different and besides, it’s ‘freedom of speech’!)

34. Driver

    10 April, 2007, 11:17 pm

    After reading Atryd, StevieC, and Anna’s comments I kinda feel like that musterd bottle.
    Thanks for the dream food gals! 😛

35. Driver

    10 April, 2007, 11:21 pm

    Oh and lets not forget Meagan 😛

36. Stevie C

    11 April, 2007, 6:01 am

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    No problem Driver, but I’m not one of the :boob: :boob:. I’m a :wang:

37. Driver

    11 April, 2007, 6:49 am

    StevieC
    Thanks for clearing that up,my mistake and it wont happen again, luckily I did’nt dream at all last night
    😀

38. StevieC

    11 April, 2007, 6:57 am

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    Are you sure that today’s pic (Wednesday) isn’t a mental image from your dream?

39. Meagan

    11 April, 2007, 9:59 am

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    Can I come too? Please?
    😈

40. Meagan

    11 April, 2007, 10:01 am

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    Happy to oblige

    :kiss:

41. StevieC

    11 April, 2007, 10:21 am

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    As many times as you’d like. 😈

42. Lake Effect

    12 April, 2007, 11:24 pm

    I’ve always been a little disturbed by the seafood eateries at Sea World.

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