Open letter to Scented Candle Makers

1. Bjorn Freeh

   08 April, 2007, 1:14 pm

   I’m a firm believer that real men don’t need candles to scent a room. It all depends on lunch.

2. Ms Puppet Launcher

   08 April, 2007, 1:17 pm

   peach-scented candles are proof the devil is real.

3. Stevie C

   08 April, 2007, 1:23 pm

   [Comment ID #172522 will be quoted here]

   Glade plugins will make you rip out your nostrils and scream for the devil to take you away from the pain.

4. Flash Gordon

   08 April, 2007, 5:12 pm

   Candles are for women and girly-men. Ask the
   governator. 🙄 :puke: 👿 :wtf:

5. patrick

   08 April, 2007, 5:13 pm

   [Comment ID #172522 will be quoted here] And when she says ‘puppet launcher’ she is of course referring to the meat puppet! What a doll. Thanks for bringing brightness into an otherwise dreary Sunday.
   And same thing goes for carpet fresh. That stuff clogs my sinuses beyond belief.
   Anybody that burns patchouli is trying to cover the scent of smoking dope, end of story.

6. Spud

   08 April, 2007, 7:08 pm

   Pot pourri – what is that all aboot? and in candle form no less :wtf:

7. Char

   08 April, 2007, 8:59 pm

   What about candles that smell great the first time you use them and after that they pretty much smell like plain melted wax.
   Dave- Don’t shave the candle- you’ll slice your finger. Apply candle wax to the holder and place the candle in while it is still melted. If you don’t like that idea use handy tack ( that yellow stuff used to hang posters in dorms) it will work great.

8. AnnieB

   08 April, 2007, 9:17 pm

   [Comment ID #172534 will be quoted here]

   Ditto

   I’ve never heard a n y o n e get so worked up about candles they’d practically write a dissertation on it. That was brutal.

9. Meagan

   08 April, 2007, 10:31 pm

   Give me flowers over scented candles any day, thank you. And “Mountain Fresh” smells like soap. Seriously, if I wanted my living room to smell like my shower, I’d stick a wick in a bar of soap and light it.

10. Bjorn Freeh

    08 April, 2007, 11:10 pm

    [Comment ID #172594 will be quoted here]

    Well, that puts me in a mind to question the value of “sports scent” deodorant. If I wanted my pits to smell like a locker room…

11. Bigwavdave

    08 April, 2007, 11:58 pm

    This place stinks!

12. Atryd

    09 April, 2007, 3:27 pm

    [Comment ID #172601 will be quoted here]

    Ha Ha! I’ve actually thought this out loud while looking at the Irish Spring Sport bar soap at Wal-Mart…
    Then realizing where I was, set it down and calmly and quickly walked out before I decided to act on my deep seeded desires to go columbine on wal-mart shoppers. AAAAHHHH!!!!

    I hate Rasp/Blueberry anything. It’s so misleading. You think you’ll smell at least a hint of berries but Noooo…

13. Drusky

    09 April, 2007, 8:41 pm

    How about those ‘Fragrance Discs’ that you stick in a ‘player’ and the smell changes. I see the ads for those and i think of the discs from Ice Pirates with the rain and lightning/thunder… :wtf:

14. pablo

    09 April, 2007, 8:42 pm

    If scent names truly had to reflect the aroma:

    Pachouli = bong water spilled on unwashed ass
    Mountain fresh = vinegar & pine bark with a hint of bear dung
    Ocean mist = Red tide at the dead sea
    Hollyberry = All of my grandmother’s perfumes combined and add horseradish

15. Drusky

    09 April, 2007, 9:06 pm

    [Comment ID #172938 will be quoted here]
    Instead of hollyberry, wouldn’t most guys prefer the smell of a HalleBerry candle? 😈

16. pablo

    09 April, 2007, 9:20 pm

    [Comment ID #172945 will be quoted here]

    ??? like toasted marshmallows & sex ???

17. Meagan

    10 April, 2007, 10:05 am

    [Comment ID #172945 will be quoted here]

    Well then I guess I’d better return that beer-scented candle I bought the other day. I’ll hold onto the pizza-scented one.

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