WAIT, I WILL HELPS YOU TYEP!

1. TheFaramir

   07 April, 2007, 12:35 am

   Funny, my son does the same thing.

   Except he’s usually shouting, “My turn! My turn!” and tries to wrest the keyboard and computer chair from me. (He’s almost 4.)

2. Diesel

   07 April, 2007, 2:04 am

   I love this.

3. em

   07 April, 2007, 8:12 am

   My cat prefers to wander around my monitor, sit behind it and poke his head round the side and sometimes goes after the cursor. Doesn’t make a lot of the mouse, though.

   Funny, that… 😉

4. sledge

   07 April, 2007, 8:33 am

   Wewill now take a short paws

5. patrick

   07 April, 2007, 9:34 am

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   That’s the way I like it,short and to the point. It’s Saturday, don’t make me think.
   My cat died-from leukemia. Frisbee, the multi-colored kitty.

6. Jinx

   07 April, 2007, 10:01 am

   My cats enjoy lying across my arms like a hammock when I am trying to type. They also like to lay on books, newspapers, magazines, and papers I am trying to grade. They like to remind me that they are the only things in the universe worthy on my attention. Of course, my husband tries that too.

   PS to Patrick. Sorry to hear about your Frisbee. I know how hard it is to lose a friend.

7. Stevie C

   07 April, 2007, 10:22 am

   Is your cat the Sultan of Cleveland? :wtf:

8. Debra

   07 April, 2007, 11:40 am

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   My thoughts exactly!

9. Minnie

   07 April, 2007, 2:22 pm

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   I’d say she’s more like the queen of Egypt. 😆

   And she chatted with me briefly the other day and purred when I sent a photo via IM.

10. scamper

    07 April, 2007, 2:46 pm

    my cat lays on the keyboard tell he gets enough attention thn he leaves

11. BryGuy

    07 April, 2007, 3:08 pm

    You wait till that cat puts it’s head in there, then snap that laptop shut hard. See if it likes typing after that…

    Nah, I kinda like cats, picking it up and softly tossing it across the room will probably do.

12. Ash

    07 April, 2007, 3:33 pm

    you know, my cat does the same thing.

    he likes to come and sit directly in front of the screen more, though.
    or slam his face into the screen chasingthe pointer.
    :dead:

13. Drusky

    07 April, 2007, 4:16 pm

    Mine will actually sit and stare at the fish screensaver I have. Sometimes they will even bat at the fish as they swim by…

14. AnnieB

    07 April, 2007, 5:48 pm

    I got nothing … not a cat person.

    So, I’ll chime in on “My name is an Acronym”.

    Association (of)
    Nauseating
    Narcissistic
    Imbeciles
    Endlessly
    Babbling

    I think it fits me perfectly! LOL

15. Flash Gordon

    07 April, 2007, 5:57 pm

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    Oh, you’re too hard on yourself, AnnieB, Sweet Thing.
    I’m glad I figured out that creature in the bus was
    not you! :kiss: ❗ ❗ :wtf:

16. AnnieB

    07 April, 2007, 6:26 pm

    Thanks hon. I figure if you can’t poke fun at yourself then it’s not very sporting to poke fun at others. (I know all this talk of “poking” is getting you hot, but just slow down and save it for your main squeeze). LOL

    Hey, good detective work! That was actually my twin sister Bertha! 😈

17. Stevie C

    07 April, 2007, 7:07 pm

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    I can’t say that I’d blame her. I’d purr if you sent me a photo too!

18. cbatdux

    07 April, 2007, 8:16 pm

    Hey Verne –

    Chek out this new web site. davezilla. All they talk about all day is pussy. Itz da bomb!

    Merle.

19. Drusky

    07 April, 2007, 8:47 pm

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    How about:

    Another
    Naughty
    No-no
    Is
    Expressed
    Beautifully 😛
    [Comment ID #172395 will be quoted here]

    😆 😀 😆 🙄

20. April

    07 April, 2007, 9:47 pm

    Just remember what it means when a black cat crosses your path to the keyboard…

21. Mikeme

    07 April, 2007, 9:54 pm

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    Yes, It means 7 minutes of no E-mail!

22. Spud

    08 April, 2007, 2:18 am

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    Yep, I get the full walk across the keyboard followed by a flick of the tail to the face to complete the pass.

    I’ve gathered that this means “I need biscuits” in cat speak.

23. Anna

    08 April, 2007, 5:28 am

    Hey Merle,
    thanks for telling me about the pussy-talk. But actually am more interested in dick.
    gratefuly yours,
    (La) Verne Cheney

24. AnnieB

    08 April, 2007, 7:40 am

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    Splendid effort comrade.

25. AnnieB

    08 April, 2007, 7:53 am

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    Sigh. Who could compete with that? My heart is broken. C’est la vie.

    APB for mikeB. Where you been buddy? I miss you.

26. Lake Effect

    08 April, 2007, 11:27 am

    “As a housepet, I’m quite overqualified.”

27. elisa

    09 April, 2007, 1:53 pm

    my name actually is an acronym
    Enzyme-
    Linked
    Immuno-
    Sorbent
    Assay
    😛
    it has something to do with biochemistry
    not sure what though

28. Atryd

    09 April, 2007, 3:07 pm

    Felix, (black cat) sits on the keyboard creating enleeeeeeeeeeeeeess lines of one letter and forcefully but lovingly shoves his head into my nose leaving annoying cat hair all over my cheeks (on my face) purring loudly into my earpiece, usually when I’m on a call, then proceeds to cry out to his momma cuz his love’s draggin’ and she won’t pet him.
    If I ignore him he refuses to go away. Instead he falls to his side and grabs onto my arm with all four paws and tries to chew on my typing fingers.

    Always
    Sufficient
    To
    Raise
    Your
    Dick

    Another
    Sexy
    Toy
    Requsting
    You
    Daily (play with me…*bats lashes*)
    ~~~~
    A
    Non
    Negative
    Is
    Effectively
    Banned

    Nice is good sometimes but I still like your everyday ‘tude!

    Astonishing (you never cease to amaze)
    Naughty (I like that word)
    Nuances
    I
    Expect (what would i do without you 😳 )
    Breathlessly (my heart skips a beat at your comments)
    ~~~
    My real name: Ambar (can’t think of anything, Help?)

29. AnnieB

    09 April, 2007, 4:59 pm

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    Jeez! Thank God I went first … that’s a hard act to follow!

    Abracadabra
    Men’s
    Blood Pressure (too bad that wasn’t a D) lol
    Always
    Rises

    Where you been my friend? I missed you!

30. Atryd

    09 April, 2007, 5:55 pm

    Missing you terribly… 😛
    I’ve recently rented out and temporarily moved from a 4 br house in the middle of nowhere (not even country) to my old bedroom back home while I look for a place to call home closer in town (or at least country 🙄 )…no room for my computer at home so I have to wait for Monday to check Davezilla and play catch-up on the weekend.

    How sad is it that my inspiration to come to work is davezilla?

    That was really good!! I wonder if men’s blood pressure can be lowered similarly (I may have made up a word here) to women cuz I’ll volunteer!
    I’ll do a community service. Lowering men’s blood pressure around the world. I’ll be a lifesaver!

31. Atryd

    09 April, 2007, 6:09 pm

    Anecdotes
    May
    Be
    All
    Right

    If you don’t mind dying a slow painful death… 😈

32. pablo

    09 April, 2007, 9:06 pm

    A-always
    N-no
    N-nonsence
    I-insulting
    E-everyone
    B-but pablo

    A-atryds
    M-magical
    B-behind
    A-always
    R-rocks

    D-downright
    A-amusing
    V-virtual
    E-exploits
    Z-zillions of
    I-insipid
    L-laughable
    L-ludicrous
    A-adventures

33. pablo

    09 April, 2007, 9:06 pm

    How did my cat get my password????????

34. Natalie

    09 April, 2007, 9:07 pm

    Of course Jade made the first page! She’s a cover girl. 🙂

    My name is too long and I’m too tired to make an acronym. Need :java:

35. pablo

    09 April, 2007, 9:17 pm

    N-nicely
    A-attached
    T-to
    A-another
    L-looney
    I-internet
    E-eccentric (yep that’s dave)

36. Wayne

    10 April, 2007, 10:16 am

    i tired too… need :boob: :boob:

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