The Three R’s of School: Reading, wRiting and eRections

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45 responses to “The Three R’s of School: Reading, wRiting and eRections”

1. 

   18 October, 2004

   Chad Brandos

   Thought going through the man’s head at the moment the photo was taken, “Oh crap, this is going to make the internet.”

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2. 

   18 October, 2004

   Chad Brandos

   Is that a slide rule in your pocket or are you just excited to teach trigonometry?

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3. 

   18 October, 2004

   Woozle

   He’s actually thinking “Oh God, I hope my stomach hides it.”

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4. 

   18 October, 2004

   TheFaramir

   …and why’s that one boy leaning toward the teacher?!?

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5. 

   18 October, 2004

   And back from the crypt comes… HOBBIT!

   Well…THe girl in the pink striped shirt seems interested!
   :boobs::boobs:
   :wang:

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6. 

   18 October, 2004

   optimus

   you’ve got to feel sorry for the guy. not only is he a balding, middle-aged fat man with a timex and ill-fitting dockers who spends his workday being mocked by fourteen-year-olds, but his boner is now king of the internet.

   no, no, wait.

   you don’t have to feel sorry for him. because homie’s getting a boner from something in a fucking EIGHTH-GRADE CLASS.

   eew.

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7. 

   18 October, 2004

   Margaret

   From Jen magazine’s prom section~~’modest is the hottest!!’

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8. 

   18 October, 2004

   Margaret

   I think the teacher’s name is Mr. Wood.

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9. 

   18 October, 2004

   wantwit

   this is why skinny people developed the moo-moo.

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10. 

    18 October, 2004

    wantwit

    oh, and you know the girl in the green top is smirking because she’s in on the secret!

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11. 

    18 October, 2004

    Anna

    Well, if I have to choose … I’d rather choose this guy than Bush, who has the bulge on his back.
    Yes, no taste, I know.

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12. 

    18 October, 2004

    Spud

    I reckon it’s a setup, somebody photo-shopped it. 💡

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13. 

    18 October, 2004

    ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    “Mr.Smith had always preferred the “hands on” approach with regards to teaching Sex Education…….the local Parent Teacher Association however, did not.”

    😕

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14. 

    18 October, 2004

    ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    ?????? 😕

    Mr.Smith had always preferred the “hands on” approach to teaching sex education….the local Parents.Teacher.Association however, did not.

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15. 

    18 October, 2004

    ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    “Now unzip me Mikey…..thats it…theres a good boy. Now use those mouth muscles like I showed you……Hmmmm….Oh GOD…Yessss!”

    Newflash:

    School Governor accused of skipping background checks for substitute teachers.

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16. 

    18 October, 2004

    ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    Dave can you delete comment #14?

    Oh and this one as well…..

    😳

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17. 

    18 October, 2004

    ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    Now comment 13 has gone weird, but it was fixed a few seconds ago……

    Ooh Err

    :wtf:

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18. 

    18 October, 2004

    Davezilla

    I never delete comment #13, ReV. That’s bad luck.

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19. 

    18 October, 2004

    Nikki

    It’s too early in the morning to be looking at uglies. :java:

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20. 

    18 October, 2004

    Davezilla

    Ah, that’s right. Nikki prefers to look at the :wang:s of balding teachers after brunch. 😛

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21. 

    18 October, 2004

    Frisko

    I personally am GLAD to be female, I don’t have to worry about having a :wang:, with a mind of it’s own.

    frisko

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22. 

    18 October, 2004

    Nikki

    Actually, I’d rather be looking at :wang: of John Crichton.

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23. 

    18 October, 2004

    ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    WARNING:

    MISUSE OF VIAGRA CAN CAUSE EMBARRASSING SIDE EFFECTS.

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24. 

    18 October, 2004

    Davezilla

    You’re right about that, Frisko. Having cold weather look on your shirt is infinitely less embarassing than seeing morning wood in clas.

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25. 

    18 October, 2004

    Esther

    Nothing to see here, move along…:limp:

    Nikki, I am also pro-Crichton penis.:wang::smile:

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26. 

    18 October, 2004

    JD

    As a future educator myself, this picture is truly disturbing.:wtf:

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27. 

    18 October, 2004

    Choison

    Uh…. someone has yet to master the art of using photoshop’s smudge tool. As for the link… so what? Your standard Christian teen website brings a lot more laughs and look a lot worse design wise than jen.com. See for yourself: http://www.cafechrist.cjb.net/
    http://www.christiantopsites.com/search/Teen_Sites/

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28. 

    18 October, 2004

    Choison

    Uh…. someone has yet to master the art of using photoshop’s smudge tool. As for the link… so what? Your standard Christian teen website brings a lot more laughs and look a lot worse design wise than jen.com. See for yourself: http://www.cafechrist.cjb.net/
    http://www.christiantopsites.com/search/Teen_Sites/

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29. 

    18 October, 2004

    Choison

    Uh… someone has yet to master the smudge tool and or photoshops liquify filter. Cool Link… MoRmOnS RoCk…. for some true religious laughs visit any of the following: http://www.christiantopsites.com/search/Teen_Sites/

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30. 

    18 October, 2004

    Cheap Date

    OH MY GAWD, MR. STEWART!!!! 8th GRADE MATH CLASS.

    He always used to say, “GEEZ, I LOVE NUMBERS!!”

    :wtf:

    Green sweater girl looks INTERESTED! EW!

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31. 

    18 October, 2004

    girl

    ew. just ewwww.:-?

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32. 

    18 October, 2004

    Rotten

    How semaphoric men are!

    But, please not there.

    Sumbuddy shoot that guy.

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33. 

    18 October, 2004

    Lou Zha

    This….uhhh….person sorta reminds me of Blaster from Mad Max; Beyond Thunderdome. You know, the fat half of Master/Blaster who gets shot by Aunties crossbow while in the dome with Max. Maybe someone ought to shoot this fat guy w/crossbow b4 he molests?:dead:

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34. 

    18 October, 2004

    ed adkins

    You guys are so cynical.

    I think it’s great to finally see a teacher who really gets excited by the chance to make an impression on today’s youth.

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35. 

    18 October, 2004

    Moxie

    That guy looks like he needs some of that Holy Magic Mormon Underwear.

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36. 

    18 October, 2004

    Frisko

    I did not see that Magic underware offered….do send the link. I personally am going to ask “granny’ a few questions. Just to get her take on a few confusing bits.

    laughing her ass off

    Frisko

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37. 

    19 October, 2004

    jen

    Smudge tool, total photoshop job… The crease in in the ‘tent” is too uneven, they “free handed” it. hehehe.:wang::wang::wang:

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38. 

    19 October, 2004

    slick

    holy photoshop, boner boy!:limp:

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39. 

    19 October, 2004

    Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

    Actually …

    I do have something. I was just too busy last night to post it. 😀

    That guy reminds me of Mr. G, the band teacher.

    You see, in 5th grade, my best friend (and current guest blogger) Kelly and I went to the same middle school. We hung out with this girl that we didn’t even like … her name was Brooke. I don’t even know why we hung out with her except that she lived in the same neighbourhood as most of the rest of the girls.

    But I digress.

    Anyway, I wasn’t in band because all my friends were and I had to be different. Yes, I was a rebel even then. But anyway, all the rest of my friends were in band, and one day there was giggling hysteria coming from all the girls coming out of band class.

    🙄

    “WTF is going on?” I asked my 5th grade giddy friends.

    “Mr. G popped a :wang: in class!”

    Tee hee hee … you can imagine that I joined right in with the giggling fits of the 5th grade girls.

    Oh, but that’s not the best part. 💡

    His daughter, Brooke G. didn’t know and so we told her “Dude, Brooke … YOUR *DAD* POPPED A :wang: IN CLASS!!”

    Brooke was silent.

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    Finally she spoke.

    “What’s a :wang: ?” said Brooke.

    :wtf:

    *cue even more hysterical giggling by a group of 5th grade girls*

    So I think it was I who finally spoke. (This was years ago in 5th grade, throw me a frickin’ boner, here, folks. It sounds like something I would say, anyway.)

    “Well, gee, Brooke, I don’t know … why don’t you GO ASK YOUR DAD?!” 😛

    And so …

    …

    …

    she did.

    :limp:

    This has been yet another wild and whacky true story brought to you by none other than The Motor City Bad Kitty. :kiss:

    … and remember folks:

    “ELECT :boobs:, NOT BOOBS!”

    :boobs::boobs::-(

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40. 

    19 October, 2004

    Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

    I coulda swore I just made a big long ass comment here …

    … I know I come off as kinda crazy sometimes, but … where did it go?

    Dave?

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41. 

    19 October, 2004

    mikeB

    I know I come off as kinda crazy sometimes, but

    Kinda? 😛

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42. 

    20 October, 2004

    And back from the crypt comes… HOBBIT!

    Oh. My. gawd. Margaret. My elementary computer teacher was named Mr. Woods.

    He always had a boner.

    Scary: we were in 5th grade.

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43. 

    20 October, 2004

    Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

    Thank you, Dave, for fixing that for me… it just doesn’t have the same effect, though, even with the visuals.

    How come I’ve been able to say T-EYE-T-S here before and also B-OOH-Bs and now I can’t though?

    Damn, I’m starting to feel like I have to spell everything out now … like I’m around a little kid.

    “No, Mr. President, there WERE NEVER ANY DUBYA-EMM-DEES in Iraq. Get the hell over it and just ADMIT IT, you idiot.”

    🙄

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44. 

    20 October, 2004

    Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

    Oh, and btw … it wasn’t until I was discussing this later with Dave that I remembered at the same middle school, we had a substitute teacher that substituted a lot and his name was …

    …
    …
    Mr. Bonar :wang:

    Yeah, like said with a French accent.

    I shit you not, folks. Go ask Kelly, she’s been blogging on my site recently. Just drop her a comment and ask her if she remembers him. He was actually pretty hot. (Or, at least I thought so …)

    :kiss:

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45. 

    03 November, 2004

    Bobby Peru

    Stacy’s hot for teacher. :wang:

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