Notes to Self, No. 6,230-6,232

1. Mandy

   03 November, 2006, 1:01 pm

   Dave, you sdhould know that the likelihood of a hot drink being spilled on the baby and its mom are proportional to how much I hate flying with children. :java: :kiss:

2. Minnie

   03 November, 2006, 1:37 pm

   You got me at shoeless. 🙁

3. Sher

   03 November, 2006, 1:38 pm

   Dave, a white ski jacket will do wonders to muffle the sound of a screaming child if applied firmly over said childs face.

4. Craig

   03 November, 2006, 3:04 pm

   Next time, carry a tub of vicks vapor rub, the cops use that to cover up dead body smell, it has to work for stinky feet.

5. Spud

   03 November, 2006, 3:48 pm

   You might be onto something there Craig, vicks vapour rub in a handy travel size spray can might just be a large seller.

   Dave, you cannot deny your past nor your future, you are dressed in white, you arewearing a white puffy ski jacket, therefore ipso facto, you are the Michelin Man

   :geek:

6. mikeB

   03 November, 2006, 4:13 pm

   [Comment ID #79424 will be quoted here]

   100% Agreement.

7. Davezilla

   03 November, 2006, 4:14 pm

   [Comment ID #79428 will be quoted here]

   Funny thing is, Michelin is one of our advertising clients. 😐

8. Meagan

   03 November, 2006, 6:05 pm

   Note to self: I must shut up around my friend’s annoying roommate or she’s just gonna keep inviting herself along whenever we make plans to go out on the weekend. Man, she’s sooooo annoying! 👿

   And I could’ve used that list of essential tools for ghost hunters last night in the cemetary. Damn specter near got me!

9. Bigwavdave

   03 November, 2006, 7:33 pm

   Dave – Having just flown from Ft. Lauderdale to Pheonix last night after a week of partying on the Enchantment of the Seas, I can tell you that I was not just sitting next to the Michelin man (+100lbs) but had 3 – count ’em – 3 screaming crumb crunchers directly across the aisle. All the cheap Merlot in the world didn’t help. 🙁 🙁 🙁

10. Brad K.

    03 November, 2006, 9:22 pm

    [Comment ID #79427 will be quoted here]

    Some of the horse owners in the annual Circus Parade in Madison, WI, used Vicks or other camphorated petroleum jellies on their horse’s noses. Applied just before the parade, it blocked the horses picking strange smells and acting out about that. Made the parade a lot safer. Perhaps Craig’s idea of 86 gram (3+ oz) containers of Vapo-Rub to apply below your nose might 1) blog your awareness of offensive odors (you could skip Billions and Billions of showers, and never worry about how you smell!); 2) Send the signal to others that you have a cold (who doesn’t cherish that kind of expanded personal space); and 3) save you big time on worrying about toilet waters, colognes, etc. And it might help open sinuses, too.

11. Nikki

    04 November, 2006, 7:09 am

    The iPod is your friend. Don’t leave home without it.

12. jdepp

    04 November, 2006, 9:51 am

    Hiiiiiiiiii people!!! I hate airplanes……they scare me…the close crowdedness and the sick ppl and the kids….ewww

13. Timm

    05 November, 2006, 8:47 am

    Oh! You put the Vapor-rub on your nose!? I thought you had to ask the shoeless guy, “Excuse me sir, may I rub Vapor-rub on your feet? 😆

    just kidding

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