Greek Myths in Five Words, Part II

  1. Bacchus dug the high life
  2. Erisichton said, “Olympus is dead”
  3. Neptune held wet t-shirt contests
  4. Amphitrite’s dolphins were tuna-safe
  5. Achilles had a bum heel
  6. Orpheus was bitch-slapped by girls
  7. Ulysses stuffed seamen with wax
  8. Castor and Pollux were clones
  9. Gryphons were cheap, gold-diggers
  10. Argus was full of ship
  11. Hector gave the Greeks heck
  12. Priam let the bastards in
  13. Paris nailed Menelaus’ wife overnight
  14. Eris made those bitches jealous
  15. Venus let her girdle down
  16. Ajax cleaned the battle fields
  17. Circe turned men into pigs
  18. Calypso partied with the boys
  19. Prometheus stole Jupiter’s cigarette lighter
  20. Midas turned his dangler gold
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15 Comments

  1. Marcus

    Hekate had howling black dogs

    My God can kick your God’s butt. Praise Jesus and pass the steroids.

  2. budha

    peace solitude

  3. Steve

    I like, “Orpheus looked the other way” better than the one you’ve got.

  4. [Comment ID #74136 will be quoted here]

    I always mix them up. Same gods, more syllables. 😛

  5. Da Popster

    Janus: Two faced little prick. ………. hey if we can mix and match. 😆 😆

  6. mikeB

    [Comment ID #74136 will be quoted here]

    I just lost 8 minutes of my life that I will never recover.

  7. Spud

    21. Helen – was hell on wheels

  8. Steve-O

    Orestes killed his own momma.
    Demeter chewed on Pelop’s Shoulder.
    Thyestes’ children’s heads served cold.

  9. Irene

    Ares fights love and loses!

  10. Irene

    Narcissis- Reflecting on your vanity

  11. Irene

    Charon, don’t rock the boat! 🙄

  12. Spud

    When Chuck Norris roundhoused kicked Hector – (he became Helen’s twin sister)

    Chuck Norris counts as one word – you can argue the point with him if you like.

  13. bo

    Icarus and Dadelus fly united ( on wings of wax and feathers ) which is why you cant board carry on products like mouthwash toothpaste and makeup or hair gel could get meaay with the feathas :puke:

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