Year: 2024

  • Hurricane Categories Explained

    Hurricane strength levels are based on the amount of damage they cause. To make them easier to understand, follow this completely unscientific guide I made up: Cat 1: Plane full of screaming toddlersCat 2: Motorcycle gang moves in next doorCat 3: Killer Bees crossbreed with crowsCat 4: Hail the size of Toyota PriusesCat 5: Army…

  • Tarot of the Unexplained! The deck Fox Mulder would have used.

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    Available Everywhere August 5th Longtime readers will know that I had been working on a tarot deck and writing a book for the past two years, which is why I haven’t been posting much anymore. The deck is not like other decks because, duh! It’s from me. I based it off cryptids, ghosts, portals, paranormal…

    Tarot of the Unexplained
  • Chickens are metal

    I just had a “Snap Meal” from Imperfect Foods. Prior to this “meal” I assumed that chickens were avian, organic lifeforms, descended from dinosaurs. I know better now. They are, in fact, one of the toxic heavy metal compounds along with lead, arsenic, beryllium, et al. Hiding them in orange grease does not disguise their…