Year: 2021
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Only in Royal Oak…
Longtime readers will know that I have spent the majority of my life in Royal Oak, Michigan — a strange little town with a penchant for weirdness. We could just as easily deserve our own version of Austin’s tagline. “ Keep Royal Oak weird.” Last night, while walking home with my honey, we noticed another…
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Garganornis: Even its name is evil
Just picture being a Cro Magnon. You’ve just gotten a nice cave in the ‘burbs for the fam. Worked hard on the garden damn, those 15 lb. Rafflesia flowers are looking fine. Then you hear it. Honking. Not the wimpy honk of a long-dead Velociraptor. Nope. There used to be a giant goose named Garganornis.…
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It’s like that
He’s such an introvert. That’s why he’s always alone. He’s a very private person. Please respect that.
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Ten things that bug me about lockdown
Having to actually answer the phone because people know I am home. Seeing dust enough to actually feel compelled to do something about it. My Amazon bill. My dog only barks during Zoom meetings. My dog only shits on the floor during Zoom meetings. My dog only gets hungry during Zoom meetings. Not having mail.…
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