Year: 2017
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Call me Treebeard
FOUR YEAR OLD: “You know what would be so cool, Daddy?” ME: “What?” FOUR YEAR OLD: “If instead of a beard, you could grow a tree on your face.” THREE YEAR OLD: “That would not be good.” ME: “No?” THREE YEAR OLD: “It would be amazing.”
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People we can safely dislike #26
People who refuse to include punctuation in email or texts. The guy (it’s always a guy) who passes you on the road and then promptly slows down. That lady who refuses to admit she misdialed you… again. Men who wear Crocs with business suits. Young men who think wearing a vest with a porkpie hat…
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Literary Critiques of App Update Messaging
COMPANY: Adobe UPDATE MESSAGE: Bug fixes REVIEW: Brevity, thy name is Adobe. Such an economy of words that even punctuation was deemed unnecessary. One thrills at the prospect of knowing with certainty that bugs will be fixed, lives will be spared, and hope restored to mankind. COMPANY: Mint UPDATE MESSAGE: Bug fixes. REVIEW: The glove…
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Pudding
Millennials and Silent Generation: This is a Pink Floyd joke. As you were.
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