Year: 2014

  • There’s misheard, and there’s just plain deaf

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    Davezilla

  • Holiday Gift Ideas

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    Every year I list new holiday gift ideas, which are of course, veiled attempts to get you, dear reader, to buy me stuff my wife won’t buy for me. Today, the talking Red Foxx doll.

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    Davezilla

  • Criminal Minds Profiles Nursery Rhyme Characters

    What if the agents on Criminal Minds were to profile characters from children’s nursery rhymes? I mean, hey why not? Most classic children’s rhymes are gory and psychotic. Hotch: “Gentlemen, I’ll be brief. The killer goes by the name, ‘Little Bunny Foo Foo’. Not much is known apart from this. We know he’s psychopathic. His…

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    Criminal Minds profiles Jack and Jill

  • Random Effluvia

    Random Effluvia Cats in tights, are you kidding me? [GALLERY LINK] Love the theremin? Of course you do. Who doesn’t? There’s an online theremin! [PLAY IT NOW] Slittens. Cause the world needed a Tumblr blog devoted to kittens with sloth faces. [OMG YES] Poor Kelly. She ordered a fur wolf tail for Halloween and got,…

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    Random Effluvia

  • Northern Jerk-Off

    Northern Jerk-Off

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    Davezilla

  • Helping the Retarded to Know God

    I thought that “Helping the Retarded to Know God” was surely a fake book cover, like the ones on LiarTownUSA, but no. It’s real and is available on Amazon. BTW: I’m not making fun of the content (or the need)—just the inappropriate title, which was sadly prevalent at the time of printing (1969).

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    Davezilla

  • I Pushed Timmy in the Well

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    Davezilla

  • Are you gonna choke yourself noy?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSyGRut7T0s Are you gonna choke yourself noy? via Lung the Younger

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    Davezilla

  • Will Remove New U2 Album from your iPhone for $1

    Via mlkshk

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    Davezilla

  • Concert Ticket Generator

    I forgot all about this Concert Ticket Generator that I linked to back in 2006. Amazed it’s still there!

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    Davezilla

  • Someone please fucking help me

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    Davezilla

  • I like George Washington

    “I like George Washington waaay better than Spiderman.” —Five year-old boy at the park.

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    Davezilla