Month: October 2004

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  • How to win an argument with a cat

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  • People we can safely dislike #3

    People who see every natural disaster or world event as somehow intimately tied to themselves, and view their existence as the cause. You’re waiting in a huge line at an over-priced coffee chain. The person in front of you has spent the entire time complaining about how ridiculous the line is and how long everyone…

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