Anagram Interview with Tom Cruise

DISCLAIMER: Before you scratch your head or send me hate mail, please note that this is a fake interview. It’s not real. OK? The answers were created by rearranging the letters in Tom Cruise [anagramming]. No disrespect is meant. I’m sure he’s a fine person. Davezilla: So Tom. I hear you’ve been sending rodents to […]

Anagram Interview: Ashlee Simpson

DISCLAIMER: Before you scratch your head or send me hate mail, please note that this is a fake interview. The answers were created by rearranging the letters in Ashlee Simpson [anagramming].

Anagram Interview: Paris Hilton

DISCLAIMER: Before you scratch your head or send me hate mail, please note that this is a fake interview. The answers were created by rearranging the letters in Paris Hilton [anagramming]. Davezilla: “First off, how do you start the week?” Paris Hilton: “I plan or shit.” Davezilla: “Um, Paris? What are you doing under the […]

Anagram Interviews: Dick Cheney and Tony Blair

DICK CHENEY Davezilla: Was it really true that you received a ton of kickbacks from Haliburton from the Iraqi conflict? Dick Cheney: I deny check. Davezilla: Mr. Vice-President? Describe your lesbian daughter in two words. Dick Cheney: Needy chick. Davezilla: What’s the secret of your unhealthy pallor? Dick Cheney: Chicken dye. Davezilla: No one seems […]