Why Johnny Can’t Read

1. patrick

   23 November, 2007, 3:58 pm

   OK, if he was really sharp he would have left out the “o”. And I’m pretty sure he put his ‘month’ sticker in the wrong place. TM/IM is ruining the King’s English.

2. Meagan

   23 November, 2007, 4:02 pm

   But when it came to reading bizarre license plates, Johnny was a pro.

3. Bjorn Freeh

   23 November, 2007, 4:56 pm

   Ed, you see, ate Oregon.

4. AnnieB

   23 November, 2007, 4:57 pm

   FORNIC8OR (Mind Fucker)

5. Flash Gordon

   23 November, 2007, 5:32 pm

   Giant cross dressing hairball. I almost hurled. :puke: ❓ ❗ :wtf: :limp:

6. Drusky

   23 November, 2007, 7:31 pm

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   Too many letters… It’d have to be 4NIC8OR… 😆

7. Brad K.

   23 November, 2007, 7:35 pm

   Enough Duck Until Clinton Ate Our Rice.

   My grandpa loves his car. He washes, waxes, and polishes every Saturday. And he and Grandma agree, no bumper stickers. It might be nice to return from vacation with ‘We Heart Wisconsin’ or ‘Lake of the Woods or Bust’, or even ‘Fermi Power Got Me Glowing’ – but after a couple of washes the corners would start lifting. And often the paint peeled if you tried to remove the sticker. So no stickers.

   But this year Grandpa is steaming mad over the presidential candidate field. Thinking back to the days when Pat Paulson or even Ralph Nader ran, Grandpa thinks the current crop are .. less that appealing.

   Grandpa especially dislikes that crew-cut haired lady that moved to New York before she found someone to elect her to the Senate. Hilary. I don’t mention “Clinton” or “Hilary” at Grandpa’s house.

   But I do think his ‘clinton ate our rice’ thing was pretty obscure.

8. MrStitch

   23 November, 2007, 9:17 pm

   Gee… I thought I seen something on the news about Michigan’s academic uncertainty…

9. Nicolette

   24 November, 2007, 7:53 am

   :wtf: Hukd on foniks wurkd 4 ME! :wtf:

10. Spud

    24 November, 2007, 8:26 am

    Funny, I thought it read “Ecuador” and I was kinda wondering why you’d have a country on your number plate…

11. Salmon

    24 November, 2007, 9:24 am

    I can imagin Arnold Schwarzenegger teaching a bunch of american kids english in his latest film
    ‘The Educator 3 – Rise of the pre 1939 Literature’
    😛

12. blaster gas

    24 November, 2007, 11:04 am

    The hairball story made me wanna hurl. ❓

13. AnnieB

    24 November, 2007, 9:32 pm

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    Man boobs! :limp:

    @ Drusky :P: 😆

14. hpg

    25 November, 2007, 2:37 pm

    Photoshop, or it has been stuck on for the picture, you can see that APR sticker is very old and has been restuck on this plate for the pic.

15. Davezilla

    25 November, 2007, 6:37 pm

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    Nope, I took it myself with a cameraphone this week. No Photoshop.

16. MRDOUG

    26 November, 2007, 2:52 pm

    Who cares if Johnny can read, as long as he can get the head bolts on those new Cadillacs well who really cares right? Now what you have to be worried about is teaching him how to put the freaking stickers on right. If not you will get that new Chevy with two rear left doors on it.

    As for that hair ball all I can say is that is the perfect argument to shave your significant other…

17. Astryd

    26 November, 2007, 6:37 pm

    Are you smarter than a fifth grader?

    Bumber sticker- My two year old is smarter than…you.

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